[st-hedge]

Happy 5 years of existence to my ancient era LoZ trio. The absolute bastards. A remake of this old art

[moki-dokie]

Genuinely this is one of the most beautifully animated things I've seen since the golden age of animation. I could actually cry for how much love they put into this jfc what a beautiful homage

[moki-dokie]

Everyone say thank you gorillaz

[boy-and-girl-crazy123456]

Microsoft windows is always like oh yeah, we closed all your programs and restarted your computer while you were asleep. but don't fret ☝️we installed some spyware as a gift 😃

[thepaisleyelf]

There’s a liquor store near my house that seems to be run exclusively by frat boys. They lovingly curate these bags, which I browsed today while “Oops I Did It Again” played through the store speakers. This is art to me, there is beauty everywhere for those with eyes to see it

[velnna]

shiny

[st-hedge]

a quick remake of this quite old painting of sksw zelda

[beardedmrbean]

[witchiestwitch]

Lvellie's Dog

[strongermonster]

was visiting a friend who has a farm, and one of the chickens has a home made flared cone on, so i asked what was up with that and she said "that's diesel, and she's suicidal" so obviously i went ??? and she pressed the door lock on her truck fob so the truck beeped, and this dumbass bird SPRINTED full tilt across the garden to shove her head in the tailpipe. she has to be locked up and coned so she doesn't gulp down toxic fumes direct from the pipe for some idiot bird reason. she is obsessed with doing this and has to be locked up any time someone is using a vehicle.

[strongermonster]

i told her i posted about this and she has an update (which i guess content warning for animal harm [the animal did it to it's damn fool self])

she found this out the first time when she auto-started her truck to warm it up before work one below-freezing morning and came out ~5 minutes later to find (the then unnamed) diesel with her head stuffed in the tail pipe hanging limply by her idiot neck and thought that she was dead, ran over and pulled her out, and the chicken went "oh hi! anyways mind if i get back in there?" and did it a-fucking-gain??

best guess is bc she feeds her chickens with a pvc gravity pipe like this

and despite having ~40 other chickens who don't fuck this up, diesel went "food comes from tubes, this is tube, ∴ this is the ~secret~ food hole that the others do not know about. i will be rewarded with golden seed for being the cleverest of them all :)" and is now on 24/7 vehicle related suicide watch. fine line between docile and dumb sometimes.

[strongermonster]

my artists rendition of the morning in question

[eidolonelf]

My clan Huge Succ placed silver this cycle 🙏 let's goooooooo

Also I live for placing in these contests and then seeing the Prime Time team and all of stream react to our clan name 😂

[11thsense]

Those fanfic type stories people write where the plot is like “I picked up a stray cat off the street and it turned into a sexy man?!” R so funny cause if I found a cute cat and spent a week taking care of it and being like aw ur my baby now just for that cat to turn into a man that shit would piss me clean off…I might even kill him

[hauntedhunted]

tarot reader: draws the tower me: thats bad isnt it tarot reader: draws the tower again me: uh oh tarot reader: draws boeing 767

[lustcannibalism]

ok I endured it. now what!!!!!!!!!

[lustcannibalism]

[fallout-lou-begas]

the thing about the guy from Inscryption is that he's weird and creepy and fucked up and scary but at the same time I just kind of trust him implicitly. Because despite everything I think we could just shoot the shit. I could bring two six-packs of beer here and we'd be talking about the local sports team by the second new map. Five beers deep and we're saying "I love you man" while he helps me pick out a new eyeball. Do you understand

[dogpuppy]

[genderconcealparty]

Taylor Swift makes music for abusive nurses who post about being empaths on social media

[staff]

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits