Eira Muses

Hello! My name is Eira, this is my blog. They/Them, Voi/,Void, Star/Stars, Snow/Snows

[eiramuses]

Even tinier Deltarune theory

There's only one ending, but not because of complicated time-travel.

There's only one ending, because you stop playing.

That's the one, true ending. You stop playing.

[eiramuses]

Tiny Deltarune Theory

The shelter is the opening that the Fallen Humans fell through.

A cave in a forrested area, specifically being at the end of a long trail, that is embedded into a raised surface.

And there wouldn't be a town there, in Undertale's timeline, because the Monsters are locked behind the Barrier.

If a Dark World is in there, it would be massive. A pitch black, inescapable cave system that stretches on for miles upon miles and is big enough to house an entire species?

That would be "A darkness beyond your imagination."

To quote Alphys: " It makes me wonder if… even if there was some disaster… Whatever's inside there… Might be worse…?"

Or, y'know, i could be completely wrong.  ̄\_(ツ)_/ ̄ Anyways what do you guys think?

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Final Round

Senshi (Dungeon Meshi)

Ryland Grace (Project Hail Mary)

Mr. Ant Tenna (Deltarune)

Remaining time: 4 hours 46 minutes

Tenna art by @9Aaaalt29 on twt

[weloveshortvideos]

Guillotine vs a spray paint can.

[babyionian-deactivated20200611]

this caption is so deceptive, this video is so much more than that

[sunwhispers]

one of my favourite images

[darillium-night]

Update from the man himself

The Porn Guy aka The Nice Guy aka The Canadian side of Pornhub aka SFW Pornhub’s REAL NAME is Ryan Creamer. No joke, that is legit his real name.

Also this.

Which led him to this.

Bless this man.

[the-nightman783]

[lynati]

I can appreciate him and the service he’s providing independently of the shitshow that is the platform he’s hosted on.

[fly-chicken]

He remains just as funny and weird on other platforms dw

[fly-chicken]

By the way, the topic he was presenting was

‘Can I get an Honorary Degree if I Just Ask Really Nicely’

[intrinsicklutz]

I need y'all to know that he’s not just a part of the shows, Ryan Creamer is a Co-Executive Producer of Game Changer. Legend.

[valzenlux]

do it for your country

[dominolemon]

New gen with the og suits bleheh

+ extra

[dominolemon]

New gen with the og suits bleheh

+ extra

[laora-ryn]

Saw this license plate today and I'm still ugly laughing about it

[ilikethemwings]

[drangel76]

love or hate flowery you cannot deny his impact on the vocal stimming community. his jarona

[m4g0hun]

guys don't worry she saved them

[twinkfrottage]

TIP JAR

[tonyesc]

"I used to be a forgettable little bluebird... But nothing changed, and I still am"

[scorchrend]

bouquettale like grouptale but its deltarune chapter 5

edit: fixed aqua’s soul color

[magnetic-dogz]

So, um. *lip smack* Chapter 5 Weird Route, huh. I had some thoughts about how That Scene™ would go down in Level Up/Magnitomb

Full dialogue I wrote up, under the cut:

(... Kris.)

(I know.)

(You don’t have to tell me anything.)

(Nothing I don’t already know.)

(Yesterday, when… you gave me that pen, I…)

(I finally figured it out.)

(What I should have known from the very beginning.)

(We’re still there, aren’t we?)

(Yes, it… only makes sense, we are.)

(It’s frightening for me to admit, but…)

(...)

… None of this is real.

Ever since I’d won the Spelling Bee, little bluebird I was…

I’d always have this feeling. This feeling, that…

… The world itself was rigged.

Predetermined.

Lines of code in a console.

Like… a game.

I was programmed to win. Programmed to excel.

Programmed to be… the smartest.

Programmed to be Berdly.

A Berdly coded to do and say what a Berdly does.

And that’s all I am. That’s all I’ve ever been.

Just lines of code in a console.

But no. That’s not… quite true, isn’t it?

You… you showed me! There’s still so much I need to learn, I…

Kris. I don’t know how you did it. But… you BROKE it!

You actually BROKE your own code!

You’re NOT Kris anymore! I may be an idiot, but I know THAT much!!

And no one else has noticed it! Not like I have!

To them, you’re still nothing extraordinary.

A Kris coded to do and say what a Kris does.

And Kris… as morbid as it is to say…

… You’ve broken my code, too.

I can feel it. Soon enough, I…

… Well. I won’t be “Berdly” anymore, will I?

… Kris. When I cast… “Magnitomb”...

I…

I realized how tethered I was. Like a trapped bird in a cage.

… What kind of friend am I, to think of her like that?

As nothing but a weight on my shoulders?

…

Kris. You don’t have to say anything.

I know.

There’s so much… I need to learn from you.

So much weight I need, off my fine feathered wings.

And you… you’re the ONLY one that can help me.

… So… tell me.

Tell me how to stop.

TELL ME HOW TO STOP BEING BERDLY!

…

… I’m sorry.

… You know, Noelle…

Maybe it’s a naive thought, but…

… Perhaps she broke free, too.

She could be anywhere now. She could be anyone BUT Noelle.

… She could just be… on the other side. Out of bounds.

…

I know you want to.

Aren’t you curious?

Curious what would happen if you did it.

… So do it, already.

Push me in.

Let this weighted bird… sink like a stone.

I-it’s the only way, isn’t it?!

And besides…

It’ll only hurt for a moment.

I’ll just… respawn. On the other side, with her!

SO DO IT!

Please… do it.

… What are you so afraid of?!

Come on, Kris. Don’t act like you’re my FRIEND, now.

Don’t act like you CARE what happens to me, all of a sudden.

… Don’t act like you’ve never thought about it.

Push me.

… Hahah. It’s… cold. Is there… something stuck in my feathers?

Kris, please. Don’t let me come back up.

I’ll be fine. I’ll just…

Kris…

K-Kris…

…

…

(Can you still hear me?!)

(DON’T LET ME BACK UP!)

(JUST… DO IT, ALREADY…!)

(I’ll respawn.)

(I’ll respawn.)

(I have to.)

(I’ll be there, with her…)

(I’ll just respawn.)

[the-type-a]

Courtney: Really? The scientist guy?

Leshawna: Really? Duncan?