Sentient Sea Lion

Erika. 21. @joyshotsphotos on Insta

[ej-smiles]

I am making covers again, and this one seems pretty okay.

[softcore-revolutionary]

[tooiconic]

This is a big deal for Korea. In most Asian counties, if you’re not like a size 2 you might as well be a fucking hippo and it has a huge effect on women’s self esteem.

[illogical-bullshit]

Hey this is very nice!

[meeshay]

weh they are so cute

[constellations-and-energy]

this is wholesome content and I am here for it

[the-love-clubb-deactivated20200]

They are so cute tho oh my gosh work

[atimeofmagic]

every single criminal minds episode

prentiss: oh boy can’t wait to go gambling this weekend

reid: i personally will be eating an encyclopedia 

hotch: sorry guys, we have a case

prentiss: uch

jj: seven women were found dismembered 

Garcia: d1sm3mbEreddd????

hotch: wheels up in twenty

*at local police precinct*

officer: thanks for coming to help out

Morgan: no problem

prentiss: the bodies have stab marks–

all: SEXUAL SADIST

hotch: we’re ready to deliver the profile

jj: white male

reid: late twenties to early thirties

Morgan: he’ll likely insert himself into the investigation

hotch: he’s trying to regain control over his life

*in serial killer’s lair*

serial killer: I love you

woman: we just met

serial killer: STAB STAB STAB

*back with BAU team. Morgan is on the phone with Garcia*

Morgan: give me what you got, baby girl

Garcia: you’re looking for Evil McEvilface, his father tried to kill him seven times, his mother ran away with the manny, and he lives at 6969 sad street

Morgan: you’re a miracle worker

Garcia: why don’t you come over and see what kind of miracles I can work

Morgan: *smiles and hangs up*

*back at serial killer lair*

serial killer: *about to kill woman*

all the BAU agents: FBI, PUT YOUR HANDS UP

serial killer: *puts knife to the woman’s neck*

prentiss: what happened to you as a child wasn’t fair, but you can’t hurt other ppl

serial killer: *starts crying, drops knife*

voiceover: *obscure quote*

*back on plane*

reid: did you know that there are seven leopards in existence. you have blinked twenty-two times since we boarded this plane. I am smart

all: *laughing* Reid 

[twitterlols]

if i fits i sits

[introvertunites]

If you’re an introvert, follow us @introvertunites​

[ej-smiles]

ever have a life is good moment immediately followed by wanting to dig a crying hole

[unregardless]

hey yo

be nice to people

bc most people are already sad so like

why be mean

[welcometoyouredoom]

[claireraffertys]

Add how old you will be in 2024

I’ll be 25 going on 26

[thecrystalgay]

25/26

I AM NOT READY TO ADULT

[mizgnomer]

A Tennant/Tate Celebration 

Interviewer:  “You can’t stay apart.” David:  “We can’t, no.” Catherine:  “No, we tried.”

David:  “We’ve always enjoyed working together… specifically working together as well as hanging out.”

A gif-tastic update of this old post o’ mine

[ej-smiles]

I think ur ex is dating someone new. Attack her or not?

I’m glad I have devoted followers, but like my ex is a perfect and pure person and should only have happiness in her life, so no. 

[whisperintoass-deactivated20200]

[greggaraki]

who is going to ride or die for me this hard

[ruinedchildhood]

me trying

[trynsave]

[space-coyotes]

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