Well Fuck Me up Gordon Ramsey

I’m Claire, I'm 25, queer, an intersectional feminist, tarot card reader, and I have a bunny named Freya. I dream of travelling, space, and owning a tea room someday.

[cairgnorm]

[bando--grand-scamyon]

GET HER

[therandomninjakitty]

Listen here kiddo

[werewolfviking]

[fueled-by-nightcore]

[sailorbrazil]

[swan2swan]

What don’t have what now

[echo-lucariorpblog]

Bees don’t have lungs

[swan2swan]

you can’t just not have lungs

[teaboot]

Evidently you can, provided you’re a bee

[cardaughter]

[doorstoplord]

have i ever told y’all the story about how a snake knew I was trans years before I did

[doorstoplord]

okay so

my 7th grade social studies/8th grade science teacher (he did both classes. Somehow…) had a snake lovingly named Hisser. Hisser would occasionally be taken out to crawl and he was held by kids and when there were fire alarms Hisser was taken along, usually to his chagrin. 

This was one of those days where we had in class work time and most of us were just chilling and so Mr. A got Hisser out and started passing him around.

Every girl student that he came to, he would immediately snuggle up to, wrap around their arms, and get cozy. With boy students, he would just sort of sit in the coiled lump that he’d been handed in. This was true with just about every single student, and Mr. A said that Hisser likes girls a lot better than guys and this has been thoroughly proven by Hisser’s attitude.

Then Hisser was handed to me. He was a loveable cold scaley rope as you would expect, but he didn’t coil around my arms. He didn’t get cozy. He just sat there. And Mr. Anderson said, “Huh. That’s weird. He usually likes girls.” 

I passed the snake to my friend and surely enough, Hisser wrapped around her arms and got cozy. 

I came out as a trans guy about 7-8 years later, and just recently realized that Hisser was right about me not being a girl all along. 

I’ve also decided that whenever anyone asks me “Why I think I’m a boy,” which is my LEAST favorite question ever, I’ll just tell them that a snake told me a long time ago. 

[apple-dandy]

[aufigirl]

GUYS

MARIE KONDO HAS HER OWN MANGA BOOK

AND IT IS LIKE SO ADORABLE

JUST LIKE MARIE HERSELF

[thewickling]

I talked to someone who thought Marie Kondo was not a real person because of this manga.

[leonkennedy]

I think this is important so I’m gonna share it here as well

[sizvideos]

[bobsavage]

Capitalism.

[unc0nci0usremth0t]

I kind of want to cry

[thesunatmidnight2]

Is your Easter Chocolate made from Slave labor? More than likely….. Yes! One laborer said if he could say anything to those who eat chocolate worldwide, he would say, “They enjoy something I suffered to make. I worked hard for them but saw no benefit. They are eating my flesh.“ 

Happy Easter 🤔

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[lightningstrikes-art]

[femaleheroes]

A-MA-ZING

[midqueenally]

Sesame Street: Respect is Coming

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[jenroses]

I… what… 

[jameshoppy]

Whwat?

[jwh33zy]

[andreii-tarkovsky]

white people being the same not matter the continent.

[j0rrated]

no offense but this 1 minute clip has more emotional value than many entire movies 

[welele]

Mientras tanto en un proceso de selección de Podemos…

[starwarsgraphictee]

H…how does it know?

[caroldanversenthusiast]

an icon, literally an icon

[whitepeopletwitter]