🎟️ SEXUALITY HEADCANON: Tess is a big bisexual babe
⚧️ GENDER HEADCANON: Cis woman, nothing else to it for her
💕 A SHIP: I really love that Tess and Dax are canonically a thing, even if I don't precisely like the "girlfriend as reward" thing at the end.
🖇️ A BROTP: I mentioned how much I like Torn+Tess over on his post, but for Tess I really like her and Keira hitting it off; they're both engineers that are routinely underestimated because they're teenage girls, they have so much in common. Likewise, the differences between them would be a great way for them to bond, since Tess is so much harder than Keira, and could help her figure out how to survive the rougher sides Haven on her own.
🚫 A NOTP: Torn/Tess is a no-go for me! (No shade to anyone who ships it, it's just not my vibe.)
💭 A RANDOM HEADCANON: Tess is Jinx's niece; her parents passed when she was 10-11, and it was Jinx that took her in for the next few years, getting her into weapons development and taking her with him on pretty much every job he ran, no matter how dangerous. This is how she wound up falling in with Torn—who may be Jinx's third cousin on his mother's side, although Jinx may also be lying about this, it's very unclear—just a few months after the collapse of the holy district. Torn was still very much in recovery at this point, and Jinx had to run a job that he couldn't bring Tess on due to limited space, so he asked Torn if he'd be okay having Tess stay with him for a day. Torn was like "...why the hell do you have a teenage girl?" and the rest is history. Tess has been working with Torn ever since! (This is also why Krew hired her to work the bar so readily, since he's the one that hires Jinx most often and thus had some experience with Tess already, leading him to consider her trustworthy but naive.)
🗣️GENERAL OPINION: I love Tess! I appreciate that she's not just fanservice, because she could have been quite easily—instead she's a valuable member of the Underground, working intelligence and espionage, and later she works in weapons development for the Freedom League. Nobody questions that she can do any of these things, she's openly relied on by Torn and Jak, while the affection between her and Daxter is sincere and genuine. She's a sweetheart with sharp parts, and I adore that about her.
🎟️ SEXUALITY HEADCANON: Torn is biromantic and somewhere on the asexual spectrum. Not purely asexual, because he does find some people very sexually attractive, but it's pretty rare.
⚧️ GENDER HEADCANON: If asked, Torn would say that's none of anyone else's business.
💕 A SHIP: I honestly don't really ship Torn with anyone? I have an AU where he ends up with a version of Jak, but it's overly complicated and would never work in anything remotely closer to canon. I do think he's in love with Ashelin, but I also think he has terrible taste so it's not really something I'm into.
🖇️ A BROTP: Torn+Tess is probably my favorite, I love the implied character dynamic between them and I wish we'd gotten to see more of it. They seem to trust each other implicitly, and I'd love to know how they got to that point in their relationship!
🚫 A NOTP: Torn/Erol was reasonably popular back in the day but I'm really not into it. I appreciate a good hateship as much as the next person, but I don't think either of them would put in the effort to actually engage with each other in that way.
💭 A RANDOM HEADCANON: This one is pretty common now, but I've been in this fandom so long that it wasn't really the accepted fanon theory back when I was most active and thus I still treat it like my own headcanon—Torn's voice is Like That because his throat was slashed open during the assault on the Sacred Site that led to the loss of the old holy district. This attack also left him in a coma for multiple days, during which time Samos dedicated all his energy to helping him pull through, and Torn was presumed dead by Praxis and the rest of Haven's leadership. He survived, obviously, but honestly never fully recovered, which is why he always has a respirator (even if he's not using it) and very rarely works in the field anymore.
🗣️GENERAL OPINION: I'mma be honest, I fucking love Torn. I love his character development, the introduction as a gruff hardass and then the revelation that he's sentimental enough to put everything at risk for the safety of one person, followed by him standing up and refusing to wallow in his own guilt. Such a cool character. I can see why his people follow him so fervently.
I cannot love just one bachelor from Stardew Valley, no sir. I may do this for a few others like Sam, Harvey and maybe Shane but idk. We’ll see. Anyway, reader is not gendered per usual. Nsfw under the cut💕
Total virgin. I’m glad this is something Stardew fans have just decided is canon. Anyway. If you yourself are a virgin as well he’ll feel a bit more at ease- yet also a bit worried. If you’re giving him your v card (which he could get off on just the idea of), he wants to give you a good time. But on the other hand… he has no real experience either. Sure, he’s watched his fair share of porn but none of that is like, real. He’s gonna do his absolute best to give you the best time he’s capable of. But if you yourself aren’t a virgin, do this poor boy a favor and take the lead. He gets so much anxiety just worrying about performing for you, make sure to remind him he’s supposed to enjoy himself too.
Him being cooped up in that basement has made him fairly starved of physical affection in general, so even little touches can get him a little excited, maybe more excited than he should. Specifically touches from you. Try your best to reassure him you’re flattered, because he feels a bit like a degenerate when he gets hard just from you snuggling up to him.
While Sebastian is a very shy person, he’s a shy person with a decently high sex drive. He never can find himself able to initiate sex, he gets too nervous- but you can usually tell by his body language when he’s feeling a bit needy. The bouncing of his leg combined with the light blush in his face are pretty good indicators you should check in and see if he needs some attention.
Expect a lot of worshipping from him during sex, at least whenever he can form words. When he gets worked up, he gets worked up. I’m talking his breathing gets labored just by seeing you unbuckle his belt or watching your hands run up his chest. His heart leaps to his throat and he begins to tremble with arousal even if you’re just giving him a few hickeys. Of course he’s gonna try his best to play it off like he’s totally not getting off to just the little things you do, but he 100% is. Even if you don’t have much experience in bed either, he is breathless at every little thing you do. it doesn’t matter if you’re fumbling over your own words or are awkwardly trying to get in a comfortable position, he finds all of it incredibly hot.
He tends to cum quickly, but will edge himself just to make sure you get to enjoy yourself too. He finds it embarrassing how easy you manage to get him to reach his peak, but he can’t help it when you’re just so fucking hot and so fucking good at this. Even if he does end up cumming a bit too quickly to his liking, he’s the type who could go for a good handful of rounds.
Speaking of cum (lol), if you ever tell him you’d like him to do so inside you… you’ll break him. He finds the idea so unbelievably lewd and would essentially freeze up if you told him that’s what you’d like. he’s absolutely willing to please you, though. Just don’t expect him to just cum once in you. It’s less of a breeding thing and more of a… claiming thing. Though, he’s not opposed to breeding you either. Just say the word.
Loud. He’s pretty fucking loud, so be thankful his basement room is sound proof or that your farm is fairly secluded from town. The noises he makes are absolutely pornographic, from his whines to his choked back throaty moans. He usually covers his mouth in an attempt to quiet himself, but it’s never any use. He can’t seem to keep to himself how much he’s enjoying what you do to him. Be sure to reassure him you find the noises he makes hot, he worries he’s making a fool of himself.
He’s hardly got any self control when it comes to actual sex, so expect it to be a bit rough and fairly feverish. He fucks like he’s going to lose you any day now or as if you’ll disappear beneath his fingertips unless he rams his hips into yours. He loves to indulge in you, and it’s quite the sight to see. His freckles disappear as his face glows a bright red, his eyes half lidded and clouded with love and lust all at once, his mouth parted as he pants and whines your name. He truly becomes puddy in your hands.
Would LOVE to go down on you if you let him. He’s always so eager to please you, plus he loves the idea of being squeezed by your thighs. He himself absolutely loves being on the receiving end of oral, so he most certainly wants to return the favor.
Tell him he’s a good boy. Tell him how good he’s fucking you, tell him he’s good to you. He 100% has a praise kink, and it is absolutely something you should feed into if you’re looking to be bruised and covered in love bites- he’ll completely wreck you. He loves hearing you sing his praises, and he’ll definitely return the favor. Really even outside of full on sex, you can get him worked up by just calling him a good boy in any setting. He’ll be a bit flustered in public, but that’s not to say he doesn’t totally like it…
He’s not above jealousy fucking you. He’s not a super jealous person, but if he sees someone clearly coming onto you? It lights a unique flame within him. He’s not one for confrontation, but he’ll do his best to make it clear you aren’t exactly up for grabs. If it’s a common problem you have, he definitely gets a bit frustrated- frustrated enough to feel the need to prove you’re his. It’s really just to prove it to himself more that anyone else, to quiet his insecure thoughts about losing you. He can get a bit rough on those nights, but it’s just to invoke a reaction out of you. So don’t be afraid to get loud and cry his name, it’s exactly what he needs to hear.
Sebastian tends to be a bit more on the submissive side, so he’s definitely down to bottom for you. if you thought he was a mess before, he is an absolute disaster beneath you. he absolutely loves it. Whisper praises into his ear, cover him in love bites, grip his hips hard enough to bruise- he LOVES it rough. While being on too often strokes his ego, he absolutely loves being completely wrecked by you. He especially loves when you completely overstimulate him, he loves being overwhelmed and being completely at your mercy.
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