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BLOG NAME: Smax

OTHER NAME: Jet

PERSONAL DETAILS: Any/All pronouns. 18 years old. AuDHD, Enjoys chocolate and apples and bananas. Learning to accept myself. Struggling with DP/DR. Age-regresser.

FAVORITE CHARACTERS: Siffrin (In Stars and Time) (SPOUSE💗💗) |Sam and Max (Sam and Max) | Mario (YAHOOOO) | Luigi (luigi luigi oh yeah oh yeah) |

FAVORITE ACTIVITIES: Drawing. Writing. Playing Videogames. Playing with my toys. Playing with my consoles and computer. Eating snacks and drinking.

Awesome clowns that depict every part of me

Make your own pronoun clown herer: https://clownfred.zone/prideclowns

#Intro post

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Just had my first heart palpitation you know what that means

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google how to release stress from body without having to spend money for physical therapy

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Learned about deep tissue massaging and i've never felt his much relief before holy shit man

Years worth of stress in my shoulders just gone like that

Its gonna take a bit more effort to get my back in order though but hopefully it will be soon

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songfawn

girl who does this

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you have to imagine it with the music or it isnt funny

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Two kinds of people:

People who took the news of feathered dinosaurs like this:

And those who took it like this:

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I hate it when people say “science ruined dinosaurs” as though dinosaurs are just some pop culture monster invention and not real things that existed and that we are continuing to make new discoveries about

quetzalpali

Amen

atomic-darth

Listen I don’t care if you think feathers on a dinosaur look stupid if a 9 ton apex predator is coming at you at 25 mph, you’re not going to laugh at its feathers. YOU’RE GOING TO HAUL ASS

andygrayselfie

Most of y’all are afraid of geese and they have feathers.

Imagine a 9 ton goose that’s about to fuck your shit up.

brunhiddensmusings

so i heard you dont think someone with feathers can be badass

yaoibitchnonymous

Look at monster hunter. They have monsters with feathers. It’s sometimes goofy, but

they run AT you to KILL you and if you’re not strong enough you DIE

When they’re not goofy, they’re MAJESTIC. LIKE. REALLY, REALLY MAJESTIC AND BEAUTIFUL.

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Just had my first heart palpitation you know what that means

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google how to release stress from body without having to spend money for physical therapy

wanderingcoasties

“The LEGO Movie was my favorite movie of 2014, but it strikes me that the main character was male, because I feel like in our current culture, he HAD to be. The whole point of Emmett is that he’s the most boring average person in the world. It’s impossible to imagine a female character playing that role, because according to our pop culture, if she’s female she’s already SOMEthing, because she’s not male. The baseline is male. The average person is male. You can see this all over but it’s weirdly prevalent in children’s entertainment. Why are almost all of the muppets dudes, except for Miss Piggy, who’s a parody of femininity? Why do all of the Despicable Me minions, genderless blobs, have boy names? I love the story (which I read on Wikipedia) that when the director of The Brave Little Toaster cast a woman to play the toaster, one of the guys on the crew was so mad he stormed out of the room. Because he thought the toaster was a man. A TOASTER. The character is a toaster. I try to think about that when writing new characters— is there anything inherently gendered about what this character is doing? Or is it a toaster?”

— Bojack Horseman creator Raphael Bob-Waksberg commenting on how weird gendered defaults in entertainment are, and why we should think twice about them. Excerpted from this longer original post. (via 360degreesasthecrowflies)

musashi

Hey can you guys reblog Cheeseburger so he can take a sunbeam nap on lots of blogs. No other reason I just want you guys to see him.

Just had my first heart palpitation you know what that means

miyolks

cowboy and his shadow (guy)

norr106

hi everypony

jtiscool12

Okay so like I’m a man and I don’t know anything about body types and this may be something extremely obvious but I think it’s super cool that as Pink Diamond she is super petite and when she’s Rose Quartz she is a larger woman, showing how in society they expect woman to conform and be skinny but once she escapes that system she’s able to just be who she is and gain some weight. I realized this and I had to write about it.