Dax: You Better Keep Us Alive

Or I’m never talking to you again... Obviously.

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Free memes to a good home.

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Dax: Torn and Ashelin just need to Bone

Torn: BOOOONE?

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Torn: Trouble at 2 o’clock!

Daxter: [looking at the time] Now, how do you know that?

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Ashelin: Ah, ready for another fantastic day of being better than Torn.

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Torn: Tess is out of the will.

Tess: That’s honestly fair. I deserve that.

Sig: Wait, you have a will? You’ve hardly even sprouted, Cherry.

Torn: I’ve done things in my life. Upset the wrong people. Ash, you have a will too, right?

Ashelin: Lots, good luck figuring out which one’s real.

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Jak: [Staring blankly at Daxter]

Daxter: [Not breaking eye contact]

Daxter: [Eyes narrow]

Ashelin: … What’s going on?

Keira: They’re arguing.

Jak: [A single eyebrow raises]

Daxter: [slams hands on the table] YOU TAKE THAT BACK!

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Vin: We tried things your way.

Torn: No, we didn’t.

Vin: We did in my head, and it didn’t work.

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Jak: Sorry, I really flew off the handle back there.

Jak: It was like, the handle was a bald guy going really fast

Jak: and I was his toupee.

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King Damas: Friends, our comrade calls for our aid! What do we fight for?!

Spargans: FREEDOM!

Guy in the back: Jalapeño chips!

King Damas: I was looking for “Freedom” but, THAT WORKS TOO!

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Jak: Did we just find another ‘Secret’ rebel base entrance?

Daxter: Well, it was behind a cabinet. So, it’s more of a ‘Poorly Placed’ entrance.

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[Jak to himself at some point]

Jak: wait hang on.. was I traumatized as a teenager?

Jak:

Jak:

Jak:

Jak: well I can’t remember anything traumatic so it’s probably fine.

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Monk exorcizing Daxter: Leave this body! Allow this Ottsel to resume his humble life of obedience!

Jak: Ah, this must be your first time meeting Daxter..

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Torn: Why are you looking at me through a fork?

Tess: I’m pretending that you’re in jail.

Torn: Why?

Tess: It’s healing for me.

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Jak: [texting Torn] “Turn around!”

Jak: “In the other direction!”

Jak: “No! Turn around again!”

Torn: [texting back] “WHERE ARE YOU? I don’t see you at all!”

Jak: “I’m in Spargus. But, the thought of you aimlessly turning in circles amused me.”

Torn:

Torn: “Well laugh while you can…”

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At some point probably:

Keira: So, what’s your favorite color?

Torn: You know, I’m not really into small talks.

Keira: Okay. Deep down inside, do you believe that you’re a good person?

Torn:

Keira:

Torn: I like blue…

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Jak: I hate old people man. “I was in the war.”

Jak: Congratulations.

Jak: I’m gonna be in the next one and they have guns now.

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*Meeting Torn*

Torn: WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?!?!

Daxter: I’m Daxter. And this is Jak, he was a prison-

Jak: Shut up Daxter!

Daxter: ….bitch