Girl The Hell Up

El. 22. New York. INFJ. They/them. Super gay.

[gahdamnpunk]

[cybergata]

rina_takei

[obeekris]

“Why did it take you 10 minutes to clean 1 window?” “There was a cat.”

[kestrelfalcosparverious]

No but. This person is hanging from a harness several stories in the air, on what appears to be a chilly and/or windy day. And they took time to play with a cat. 

Humans, man. They’re fascinating. 

[grxwing-sideways]

[butt-berry]

Ready to trick-or-treat

[butt-berry]

Update:

[butt-berry]

It’s Halloween again, and this year he’s going as Zubat!

[butt-berry]

Guess who’s getting ready for Halloween in 2018

[sylceon-remade]

i gotta feeling

that tonight’s gonna be a good night  that tonight’s gonna be a good night  that tonight’s gonna be a good, good night 

[polyglotplatypus]

Having gay parents must be horrible

I mean you either get twice the usual amount of dad jokes or get stuck into an infinite loop of “go ask your mom”

[pizzaotter]

These are the kind of gay jokes that are funny.

[ellie-nightshade]

I thought i was going to be offended but this actually made me laugh.

[ruinedchildhood]

[plainclothes2025]

direct action on chopped after hours

[buttwyattarchive-deactivated201]

[theendofaspark]

this is never going to not be funny 

[epitomeofnerd-blog]

Rob Lowe says “that is fucking hilarious” with the straightest face ever

[grapes-of-plath-deactivated2017]

Bless you, Chris Pratt

[drowningz]

This is the hardest I’ve laughed in so long

[edwardspoonhands]

♫♫That’s not something that props can fix…that’s gonna be a little harder to fix.♫♫

[seafoam-aliens]

It’s bACK.

[scumbagsblog]

I’ve seen this a thousand times and I just realized he knocks the fucking Mac of of the counter too

[pokemondiamondversion]

reblog if you would hug torchic

[atomicpowered]

[pokemondiamondversion]

bringing back my best ever post to remind you all to hug torchic in 2018

[cykelops]

straight people mad at “gays only event” jokes like they dont restrict blood donations, hotels, schools, jobs, and adoption. Zzzzzzzzzz

[90s90s90s]

[workoutinpink]

[sonoanthony]

#CLOCKED

[blackhipsteraesthetic]

Rosemarie wasn’t ready

[onlyblackgirl]

Rosemarie got dragged by Target.

[sad--gittarius]

Dumbledore, died at age 115

Horcruxes made: 0

Voldemort, died at age 71

Horcruxes made: 7

Conclusion: Voldemort was the most useless, magic dependant wizard that ever existed. He could have lived till like 200 if he just ate well and exercised, but no he had to go and split up his soul and ruin perfectly good jewellery, fucking dumbass.

[lunalovegoodjunior]

this sounds like it was written by hermione granger at 1 am

[roaringstream]

He tried to use an advanced death magic spell to kill a baby. He literally doesn’t know how to do anything without magic. Just drop it out a window my dude, babies are so delicate

[son-of-drogo]

Aaand that was Ron

[virtualsilver]

To be fair, magical babies might not die from being dropped out of a window, as they have wild magic which can be triggered when they feel strong emotions (like fear) or possibly as a defense mechanism when put in danger (I don’t remember if this was explicitly said in the books or if it’s something I thought was implied). In fact, didn’t Neville survive being thrown out of a window as a child? His great uncle or some obscure relative did that to him to test if he was magical, I think? And that’s how his family found out he wasn’t a squib.

[acidic-fairy]

There’s Hermione again

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[skyguyandsnips]

“The name Hitler does not offend a black South African because Hitler is not the worst thing a black South African can imagine. Every country thinks their history is the most important, and that’s especially true in the West. But if black South Africans could go back in time and kill one person, Cecil Rhodes would come up before Hitler. If people in the Congo could go back in time and kill one person, Belgium’s King Leopold would come way before Hitler. If Native Americans could go back in time and kill one person, it would probably be Christopher Columbus or Andrew Jackson. I often meet people in the West who insist that the Holocaust was the worst atrocity in human history, without question. Yes, it was horrific. But I often wonder, with African atrocities like in the Congo, how horrific were they? The thing Africans don’t have that Jewish people do have is documentation. The Nazis kept meticulous records, took pictures, made films. And that’s really what it comes down to. Holocaust victims count because Hitler counted them. Six million people killed. We can all look at that number and be rightly horrified. But when you read through the history of atrocities against Africans, there are no numbers, only guesses. It’s harder to be horrified by a guess. When Portugal and Belgium were plundering Angola and the Congo, they weren’t counting the black people they slaughtered. How many black people died harvesting rubber in the Congo? In the gold and diamond mines of the Transvaal? So in Europe and America, yes, Hitler is the Greatest Madman in History. In Africa he’s just another strongman from the history books.”

— Trevor Noah, Born a Crime: Stories from a South African Childhood (via christymtidwell)

[ukulelekatie]