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No I’m not done with my tipsy Avatrice nonsense

Bad News: Our boss locked the keys inside the building.

Good News: We didn’t have to wait around for a locksmith.

Bad News: My boss finds it very concerning that I know how to pick locks, and tried to unlock my Tragic Backstory™. I was too embarrassed to admit that the reason I learned was because, at thirteen, I figured that was the kind of skill that would impress cute girls.

Good News: A cute girl saw me do it.

Bad News: It was Maggie, and since she’s already seen me fall out of several trees, cry because I saw a fawn that was just too damn small, and knows I can ride a unicycle, she’ll never think I’m cool no matter what I do. It’s too late. She knows.

sailorbryant

There are million dollar blockbuster movies that were less entertaining than the rollercoaster this post just took me on.

maretriarch

haunted dolls are cool not scary like bro there's a friend in there

maretriarch

spacepiratecaptainsexy

I don't have a haunted doll, but my house has been very haunted ever since I was little. So when I hear a cabinet open I'm just desensitized and I'm like "Please close that, thank you" And sometimes they do, sometimes they don't, and when they don't I'm just casually like "rude". Or when something moves or disappears, I'm like " Don't be touching my belongings please I worked for those, you didn't. I need that thing." And I've had friends witness cups just move across my counter or doors and cabinets open and close and they're astounded when I casually and calmly say "Please close that" Or "Don't you be touching stuff over there" Unfazed and they're always terrified and like "wtf" And my answer is always "They're just people, they were alive once, they know what's up, chill"

hisoka-the-unicorn-wizard

BRO WHAT

anons620371-deactivated20220401

You heard them, be nice to the ghosts

rogue-ai-cat

Someone said "tornadoes aren't fucking around" and I thought, "I think all tornadoes do is fuck around."

I saw one take a garage off of two cars without moving or even damaging the cars. I saw one pick up an SUV and place it unharmed in a reasonable parking place four miles away. I've seen multiple tornadoes decide to fuck this house in particular in a dense suburban area. I've seen a tornado appear out of a blue sky. One picked up my grandparents garage and moved it six inches to the right and the next year a different tornado put it back. Neither took a shingle off the thing. They are literally just mischief.

professionalchaoticdumbass

tornadoes love to fuck around, and we are the ones left to find out

blueeriv

Avatrice domestic bliss and Beatrice saying “I love you” every chance she gets

thegreenthingslivebeforetheydie

my favorite is when Kermit’s facial expression is simultaneously an obvious hand in a puppet but also an instantly recognizable and relatable emotion

thegreenthingslivebeforetheydie

misshoneywheeler

wickedwonderlandd

loveinstreams

the way whatever is written or made about goncharov is technically goncharov itself because the source doesn't exist

loveinstreams

we're all directing goncharov (1973)

andthentheywilleatthestars

#'Goncharov (1973)' (2022)

kadzhi

one good thing about december on this hellsite is that this gif will be making its rounds again

angeltiddies

reverse gaslighting where i pretend to know exactly what you are talking about

invaderxan

academic conferences

urbanfantasyinspiration

Work meetings

greenekatgrey

Interviews

ambulatoryhoodie

Auditory processing disorder

lemonsharks

conversations with my cats who are yelling

prismsgalaxy

Me letting that little kid with their hyper fixation tell me every single fact they know about it

helloitsbees

Goncharov (1973)

pinkskylne

a_little_jealousy.mp3

bonus:

unfairfistfighting-deactivated2

back at it again with text posts

captianday-dreamer

Can someone pls gif the scene where Ava is telling the sisters their first plan and is giving heart eyes to Bea and Bea suddenly snapping her head away when she realizes she’s supposed to be the next one talking. Like these two idiots are just smiling at each other for a good 3 secs and Bea just gay panics a bit. She turned her head away way too fast. That’ll be nice.