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Dude, I’m not only with you, I gotchu!!!

Online Shopping for Kitchen Utensils & Gadgets from a great selection at everyday low prices. Free 2-day Shipping with Amazon Prime.

*whistles while she tucks a few future stocking stuffers for her fam into her Amazon cart for next “gotta buy from the Demon Store” outing*

neil-gaiman

Happy Easter

memeuplift

manticoreimaginary

It doesn’t look that exciting, but this linen is from the New Kingdom (ca. 1492–1473 B.C.)

Thinking about it for too long makes me feel absolutely insane.

manticoreimaginary

The description on The Met includes the line ‘The cloth was repaired and laundered in ancient times’ and that also makes me feel light-headed.

It’s so beautiful and so simple and so so old

cartoonrival

sallysfunnykiss

Hey op did you know that the person who originally tweeted this was the director of The Murder of Sonic the Hedgehog?

cartoonrival

i did fucking not. what

cartoonrival

HEY??????

melon-official

i hope everyone with acne, eczema, vitiligo, psoriasis, dermatitis, and skin conditions have a good day today

melon-official

thanks guys while im here PLEASE put an acne option on your picrews

kevinbparry

I demonstrate the 10 types of magic ✨

caparrucia

Chocolate guy this, chocolate guy that.

WHEN IS TUMBLR GOING TO JOIN ME IN COLLECTIVELY LOSING OUR SHIT OVER STOP-MO GUY?

I'VE BEEN FOLLOWING STOP-MO GUY FOR YEARS AND I CONTINUE TO SCREAM AT THE CASUAL DISREGARD OF REALITY.

hometoursandotherstuff

anxietyproblem

neilcicierega

thesylverlining

what happened in roughly 1870 though

why was there temporary internet

with a few people searching for pokemon?

tacticalskirt

It’s a search of Google books, but the question still stands, what the Fuck happened in 1870

solongasitswords

I CAN ANSWER THIS!!

In the Cornish dialect of English, Pokemon meant ‘clumsy’ (pure coincidence).

In the mid 1800s there was a surge of writing about the Cornish language and dialect in an attempt to preserve them with glossaries and dictionaries being written. I wrote about it HERE.

bookshop

I just love that this post happened to find the ONE HUMAN ON THE INTERNET who had the answer to this question

theladyisagent

THIS IS DELIGHTFUL.

frankie-bell

Sailor Scouts Through the Decades by Sveta Shubina

mintykiwi

argumate

this is the kind of prank we need more of.

accessibleaesthetics

[Image Description: The “do you love the color of the sky?” meme, but it ends far more quickly than usual, not getting past the light blue color of sky. It ends with the text “april fools! :3″. End Image Description.]

ultrafacts

boyhood

I have another cat named Chowder and we found him living in our house under a couch. He has the biggest head my vet had ever seen and his tongue is too big for his mouth.

boyhood