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cursed (and not so cursed) posts yay

that relatable moment when... - september 15, 2021

fruit (web weave) - october 11, 2021

divorcecore (web weave) - november 8, 2021

pissing tears rn (web weave) - november 8, 2021

@alessblogname1 wake up - december 22, 2021

attending a wedding feeling good - january 2, 2022

elsmp as banned tumblr tags - january 4, 2022

arius lyric moodboard idk - february 3, 2022

// c!nat neg - february 10, 2022

// c!curious neg - february 10, 2022

// sophie crit, caitlin crit - february 10, 2022

a compilation 💀🤞 - february 10, 2022

[ aesthetics ] - february 11, 2022

in honor of todays events - february 14, 2022

rebelsy dialogue archive yay - february 22, 2022

another ari lyric moodboard yayy - march 1, 2022

curious aesthetic moodboard - march 1, 2022

ari aesthetic moodboard - march 1, 2022

well shit looks like im doing this again - march 2, 2022

nat aesthetic moodboard - march 10 2022

shade aesthetic moodboard - march 10 2022

[ arius livingstone ] - march 17 2022

[ floryn nightshade ] - march 17 2022

[ natalie ] - march 17 2022

[ curious montgomery ] - march 17 2022

untitled video - april 20 2022

flor fanart - april 22 2022

prosaic and curious edit - april 26 2022

ari fanart - may 4 2022

[dear-ao3]

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miiro_taguchi

[serenity-the-firefly]

really i think one of my favorite character dynamics is “i don’t actually like you but we’ve been through so much together that i’d trust you with my life and know that we will always back each others calls. but i still wouldn’t trust you with my car keys.” like “we aren’t really friends but we’ve been thrust into an intense situation where you are the only other person i know so now we’re besties.” and “if it weren’t for our years of history i would have literally nothing to talk to you about at this work dinner.” Enemies to lovers has NOTHING on general disinterest to begrudging acknowledgment to discovering that this person is now an inextricable part of your life

[valtsv]

necromancer with a sense of humor who works a day job as a divorce lawyer

[valtsv]

"if death doesn't part you, i will"

[oc-dev]

tag your oc’s best friend

[ramqiu]

…kagenyama

[sun-of-the-skys]

This happens daily

[el-smp]

[screnwriter-deactivated20220724]

gonna cause an uproar in the writing community so here’s my best writing tips

sometimes people care more about having an opinion than being right. “what does this mean” you ask? nothing. just like their opinion. keep scrolling 

writing is hard. but not writing is harder

if you can’t figure out which word to use, keysmash. it’ll keep the excitement going

your readers know nothing. be a bee

if you‘re suffering from writer’s block, get a better lawyer. majority of writers have managed to stay out of prison, do better. unless you’re undercover. google can only tell you so much 

be a role model. close your writing document

use placeholder names for your characters. it is the safest way to ensure your characters will end up with a new name later on ❤️

if your characters bark at you, bark back. assert dominance. if you’re not edward cullen jacob black it up in here why are you even here? 

“research?” more like “reeeeee-ling away from thIS” haha i’m a fucking imposter comedian i should be incarcerated 

setting characters on fire is not morally correct but it will stop them from derailing the plot (but not each other)  

if your characters don’t follow the outline, look inward. you haven’t murdered enough of them 

if someone shits on a trope or cliché you’re using, use the trope or cliché even harder. hell, use it in all your stories. who tf cares 

characters developing a mind of their own is a federal offense. you can’t arrest them but let it be known 

who even needs characters? copy paste a couple versions of yourself, it will give you the same result which is an awesome story with cool protagonists 

don’t ask me for writing advice. i have no idea what i’m doing 

“writing is hard” so is seeing everyone you care about die, patricia. how many tragic backstories have you handed out in the past hour alone? you know nothing

if said is dead how come the people who said said is dead said said

“knife against the throat” hOW ABOUT A PEN AGAINST THE THROAT. START WRITING

don’t edit as you write. in fact, don’t edit at all ❤️ wing it like i winged my english paper

“stop encouraging people to go to bed early” i’m not even gonna—you’ll figure this one out on your own

NOBODYYYYYY CAREEEEEEEES THE PEOPLE WHO SAY “AVOID THIS TROPE/CLICHÉ” THE STORY ISN’T MEANT FOR THEM IN THE FIRST PLACE

how are you going to hate the miscommunication trope when you and your characters practice it with each other all the time

you’ve heard about writing in chronologically order, now get ready for the next best thing: etirw yreve drow sdrawkcab

“oblivious idiots [in love]” TO YOU! you’re the only oblivious person here! the characters have already planned their wedding as well as picked out the name of their first child but guess what? you’re not invited!!!

[nikadd]

LOVE character regression. love when characters get hurt and revert to their old ways as a way to deflect, cope, and recuperate. love when they get scared to make a difficult decision. love when it takes time and effort. it's going to be worth so much more when they get better.

[el-smp]

nat's great 🙏

this is a nat appreciation post 💕

[temeraire]

i adore when people have diy blorbos. like they made an oc and went "oh this little freak Rules" and they just dont shut up about them. i think its fantastic i love it so much

[plumslices]

I love smart asses….you’re not funny. just bc i giggle doesn’t mean i like it. Maybe i do. Shut up.

[mattholicguilt]

songs for when you have genuinely lost the plot

[puirell-deactivated20221122]

plotting. scheming, even

[arrymoon-deactivated20221207]

having an oc who’s decides to live in your head rent free is so frustrating because it isnt like anyone’s making content for them but you but you also want to infodump about them but youre just kinda rotating them around like a rotisserie chicken to wii music

[arrymoon-deactivated20221207]

i’ve been rotating him like a rotisserie chicken for hours