Katsuki can be a total dick and weirdly cuddly at the same time
He’s matured—kind of—now that he’s an adult, but the second he gets sleepy, it’s like all bets are off. He turns into the clingiest, brattiest man alive, and unfortunately for you, bedtime is his time.
You’re lying on the couch when you hear the unmistakable sound of heavy footsteps heading your way, and before you can even look up—
“Babe—babe, I can’t breathe,” you gasp as Katsuki drops his full weight on top of you and wraps his arms around you like a damn anaconda.
“Shut up,” he mutters, voice low and sleep-heavy. His crimson eyes blink up at you lazily. “You’re warm. Quit squirming. You’re bein’ a shitty pillow.”
You wiggle under him, trying to shove at his shoulders. “Maybe because you’re crushing my lungs, jackass.”
He grunts, clearly offended, and in retaliation—because of course there has to be retaliation—he shuffles up even higher, dragging himself until his chest is basically smothering your face.
“Suffocate, then,” he says flatly. “If you’re gonna be mean, just die.”
You burst out laughing beneath him. “Katsuki, get your man tiddies outta my face!”
That earns you a fake, scandalized gasp as he props himself up on one elbow, red eyes wide with mock offense. “Don’t body shame me. I’m jacked.”
“You’re dense,” you snort.
After a beat of silence, he sighs and slides back down until his head rests comfortably on your chest. He shifts, settling in like he’s perfectly content to stay there until morning.
Then, in the most entitled voice imaginable: “Tickle my back.”
You blink. “What do you say?”
“…Now,” he mutters, like the word “please” is a personal enemy.
You roll your eyes but lift his shirt anyway, your fingers finding the familiar ridges of his scarred back. You start to gently trace along the muscle, and he lets out a quiet, satisfied sound, melting further into you like a big, muscular cat.
“Love you. You little shit goblin,” he mumbles into your chest, already half-asleep.
“Yeah yeah it’s mutual,” you mumble sweetly.
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