OKAY SO WE GET THERE, ITS HOT ASF. BUT OFC IN ORDER TO GET TO THE ACTUAL DUNES WE GOTTA WALK LIKE 30 MINUTES IN SAND. IM WEARING CONVERSE BC I DONT HAVE ANYTHING BETTER, AND BY THE TIME WE GET TO THE ACTUAL DUNES THERES SO MUCH SAND IN MY SHOES AND IM SWEATONG SO MUCH IT LOOKS LIKE I WAS IN A POOL, BUT WTV. AND SO, WE CLIMB THE DUNE, IT SUCKS, THERES MORE SAND IN MY SHOES, OKAY, WTV, NOT LIKE ITS A SENSORY NIGHTMARE OR ANYTHING. SO THEN SOMEONE IM DOING THIS WITH PULLS OUT A FUCKING SLED AND IS LIKE "SLIDE DOWN A LITERAL SAND MOUTAIN ITLL BE FUN!" AND BY THIS POINT IM LIKE "FUCK IT ILL DO WHATEVER TO SIT DOWN" SO I GRAB THE BOARD AND START GOING DOWN THE SAND MOUNTAIN, BUT GUESS WHAT? HE DIDNT. FUCKING. WAX. THE BOARD. SO ITRY TO GO DOWN AND THE BOARD GOES SIDEWAYS, I FALL OFF, AND GET BURIED CHEST DOWN IN GODDAMN SAND. AND BY THIS TIME IM SO FUCKING DONE, SO I GRAB THE BOARD AND START GOING BACK DOWN, BUT OFC I DIDNT EXPECT IT TO BE SO HARD SO IM WEARING MY BINDER. ANOTHER 40 MINUTE HIKE IN SAND, IM COVERED IN SAND, THERES SAND IN MY ASS, SO BY THE TIME IM FINALLY DOWN IM ABOUT READY TO JUST KMS. WE GET BACK TO THE CAR, EVERYTHING SEEMS OKAY, AND THEN I SEE SMTH MOVE IN MY CUPHOLDER AND OVS IM LIKE "HELL NAH" SO I GRAB MY BROTHERS WATER BOTTLE AND THROW IT IN THERE, AND I HEAR BUZZING, SO OBVS IM LIKE "WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IM SCARED AS HELL" BC ITS A FULL SIZE OWALA, WHY THE FUCK ISNT IT DEAD?? SO IM JUST WAITING TO GET BACK SO I CAN GET OUT OF THAT CAR, AND YK WHAT HAPPENS. SMTH COMES OUT OF THE CUPHOLDER, ITS A BIG ASS BUG, IM SCREAMING BLOODY FUCKING MURDER AND TELLING THE ONE WHOS DRIVING TO PULL OVER SO WE CAN LET IT OUT, AND THEYRE LIKE "WERE 7 MINUTES AWAY FROM THE AIRBNB STFU YOULL BE FINE" SO I TRY TO SHUT UP, AND THATS WHEN THE BUG STARTS FLYING AROUND AND I REALIZE ITS A FUCKING MURDER HORNET, SO I START SCREAMING BLOODY MURDER AGAIN AND TRYING TO GET HIM TO PULL OVER, AND THE LITTLE FUCKER LANDS ON MY SHIRT, AND EVERYONE IN THE CAR IS LIKE "STFU!" AND IM LIKE "NO ITS A FUCKING MURDER HORNET PULL OVER BITCH" AND THEYRE LIKE "IM SURE ITS NOT" AND I CANT OPEN THE DOOR BC IM SITTING IN THE VERY BACK AND DONT HAVE ONE, SO AS SOON AS WE PULL INTO THE AIRBNB I CLIMB OVER THE SEAT AND GET OUT, PRACTICALLY SOBBING, AND EVERYONE IN THE CAR IS LIKE "SEE YOURE FINE" AND THEN IT FLIES OUT AND THEYRE ONLY REACTION WAS "Oh so it was a hornet." TF YOU MEAN "OH"?!?! IM GONNA KILL THESE MOTHERFUCKERS I SWEAR TO GOD