Literally. I want to dig a whole. Birthday? Dig a hole. Party? Dig a hole. Funeral? DIG A HOLE
I don't wanna bowl. Or go to a trampoline warehouse. I wanna DIG A HOLE. I don't know what it is about it, but for fuck sake I just wanna dig a hole and find cool shit and document the journey into the wondrous world of a whole bunch of hole digging. I just wanna have a shovel.. A bag.. Or a basket whatever the fuck maybe even a backpack. For whatever I find. I wanna dig a hole.
But I have no friends that want to dig a hole. For fook sake laddy I only got 3 friends. None of em wanna get some old clothes on, a good pair of shoes, and a couple of shovels and just dig a hole!
WHY IS THIS NOT INTERESTING TO ANYONE!? People own land and shit and none of em ever dig a damn hole? Its a project with no end! Its healthy as fuck! You could find nothing or at the bottom of the hole you could FIND YOURSELF. Never expected that shit eh?
People grow old and never once dug a hole for the fuck of it. Fuck that. That shit is fun, its healthy, ITS A DAY ACTIVITY. Ya just kinda do it! Dirt flung over your shoulder. What did ya just hit!? I dunno! Could be a rock! A crystal? JIMMY HOFFA? WHO KNOWS.
Dig a fucking hole. Can anyone point me to a Tumblr of people who just dig? Dig and dig and dig. Like that kid Zero. HE KNEW A GOOD TIME WHEN HE SAW IT.
Fuck.















