Half-arsed mediocrity

Dani. England. I'm gonna buy a cottage, adopt 20 cats and drink tea.

[mykingdomforapen]

[hickorywind]

TACO NEEDS TO KEEP HIS LITTLE MOUTH SHUT 

[dynastylnoire]

TACO NEEDS TO STAY IN HIS DAMN  LANE

[thegoombs]

Do you ever think of how weird it would be if Mickey Mouse’s name was actually Michael? And how weird it would be if one day Minnie called him “Michael Mouse” because she was upset with him? Because I think about it sometimes.

[thegoombs]

I have just been informed that Mickey’s full name is “Michael Theodore Mouse”, and that Minnie’s is “Minerva Mouse”. I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH THIS INFORMATION, BUT I FEEL LIKE I KNOW SOMETHING FORBIDDEN NOW???

[stability]

I’m sorry for how vain this is but I felt cute

[frescao]

nothing to be sorry about, confidence is so important

[ithelpstodream]

[daemonysh]

This is too much adorableness <3<3<3

[petermorwood]

I’ll reblog this every time I see it, because there’s something about burly beardy bikers giving help and companionship to a small hurt kitten that makes the world a little bit better.

[iraffiruse]

HURR DURR DURR IMA DOG

[kit-kat-sb]

I DON’ USUALLY REBLOG SHIT LIKE THIS BUT I LAUGHED SO HARD IT ECHOED

[yourkinkisnasty]

alcohol culture is so wild…people all over fb will be sharing a meme like “i can’t have just one glass of wine, it’s always 2 bottles and 3 people i can never look in the eye again” as if that’s normal? but if a meme like that was going around about cocaine or any other drug, everyone would be like “sounds like a drug problem bruh” 

alcoholism is SO normalized and it’s such a toxic environment honestly 

[terminar]

[sickjacket]

who wants to fling my awful body into the sun

[sickjacket]

unbelievable. i have to do everything myself

[tastefullyoffensive]

Is your dad Ron Swanson? (via blooper2112)

[edgebug]

this is the money axe of good fortune, reblog to receive money and axes

[hippiebirdmom-deactivated201807]

I just had a thought. Like how weird is it that we can interact with the gods? I’m just sitting here thinking about how cool that is. Me coming up to beings like Loki and Hermes and Bastet and bringing little gifts to share. I’m trying to understand what that looks like to them, even though I can’t. I’m just seeing the tiny child of another species coming up to me with like their people’s equivalent of half a bar of chocolate and a soda pop and saying “Hi my name is X, I really like what I’ve heard about you. I brought some snacks to share. Can we be friends?” That’s so amazing and heartwarming.

[elreki-deactivated20170817]

I keep hearing it equated to a little child bringing their doodles to their parents, and then the parent sticks it proudly on the fridge, then tells all their friends “Look what my kid drew for me isn’t it precious?!”

[edderkopper]

Another way to look at it, if you’re coming from a religious background where the infantilization thing rubs you the wrong way, is trying to communicate with another intelligent animal species. At least, that’s what one of my gods likes to equate it to.

We share so little in common with, say, a whale or an octopus, and have such different forms and senses and understandings of the world. Yet we can still manage to get some meaning across sometimes if we put the effort in. And that’s so cool.

[rosegalfashion]

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[johnnychasep-deactivated2020022]

is there ever a person that just makes u become the heart eyes emoji

[rosegalfashion]

You don’t officially love a top until you have it in multiple colors! pict by @gabsgetgnarly

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[foulserpent]

why does so much post apocalypse media have people wearing straight up bdsm/fetish gear like. do the kinksters watch the world ending and think “oh boy i can wear my bondage gear in public now”

[skelefolk]

thats actually exactly what happens

[eearth-deactivated20180601]

Being able to admit when you’re wrong is such an important life skill. You have to always have some distance between yourself and your beliefs and ideologies, you have to have space for doubt, for learning, for new perspectives. When we get so close to something that we fail to see the things around it, behind it, after it, before it, that’s when ignorance and stubbornness creeps in, that’s when we start bringing pain to ourselves and those around us.

[frenchinhalechanelxoxo]

[notpudus-deactivated20140426]

was it really necessary for me to be born