Send my muse one of the following texts to see how they react:
[text] I canât take you seriously when youâre using that many emojis. [text] Im not drunk eveyone is just blurry [text] Could you be anymore dramatic? [text] You need more friends⊠or a therapistâŠÂ [text] All you do all day is sit around and google pictures of baby animals! [text] I just miss you. Thatâs all. [text] New rule.. every time you say his name I get to punch you. [text] Youâre going to hell for sure now. [text] Why is there a life size cardboard cut out of Harry Styles in my bedroom? [text] I really donât careâŠÂ [text] Oh no, Iâm not doing that again. [text] Iâve seen every episode of Greyâs Anatomy like 3 times. I practically have a PhD. [text] Do whatever you want. I donât even care anymore. [text] Canât talk now.. too busy eating ice cream and watching House Hunters International. [text] Weâre not watching Frozen again. [text] I have no idea what youâre talking aboutâŠÂ [text] Youâve got waaaay too much time on your hands. [text] Are you trying to bribe me with sex? [text] I just donât think moving in together is a very good idea⊠[text] Because youâre pissing me off! [text] You left your sweatshirt here. Itâs mine now. [text] I need to tell you something but you have to promise not to get mad. [text] What did I say about sending me pictures like that while Iâm at work? [text] Wait⊠are you serious? [text] I accidentally just called my mom a bitch to her face and now I have to run away. [text] Iâm just saying that you look a lot better without clothes on! [text] I know that we donât always get along but I really do miss you. [text] Pictures or it didnât happen! [text] Iâll accept apologizes in the form of food or sex. [text] Iâm sorry Iâm sorry Iâm sorry please just pick up the phone. [text] Thatâs really inappropriateâŠÂ [text] I donât know if I should be embarrassed or proudâŠÂ [text] Youâll never guess who just texted me. [text] I hate my life right now about as much as Robert Pattinson hates Twilight.










