HOLLANOV LIP SYNC MATCHUP ROUND 2!
Who's got your vote?
Shane "who wears cheetah?" Hollander
Ilya "just call me sexy" Rozanov

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HOLLANOV LIP SYNC MATCHUP ROUND 2!
Who's got your vote?
Shane "who wears cheetah?" Hollander
Ilya "just call me sexy" Rozanov
Who would win in a Lip Sync Battle?
Ilya "The Greatest Showman of the MLH" Rozanov
Shane "my body is a machine that bends to my will" Hollander
https://archiveofourown.org/works/85467281
🏒 Day 4 of Posting! 🏒
Hello everyone! It's day 4 of posting! Remember to give love to everything that you interact with so our authors, podficcers, and artists know how amazing they did!
Note: please notice the ratings of these works and do not interact with any e-rated works of you are a minor! We want to keep everyone safe!
🏑Leaves on a High Note by Elderwanderer - rated E
Instead of flying back to Boston after and extended Cottage vacation, Shane unilaterally decides a road trip is in order. Ilya doesn't argue, so long as he can pick the music.
🏑So Sweet With A Mean Streak by the_prettiest_w0lf_star - rated E
“Three more games and I'll pulverize your fifty goal record,” Ilya chirps, halfway through the meal. “You wish,” Shane scoffs halfheartedly – knowing full well he won't stand a chance in a conversation with Ilya on fire like this, avoidant as he always has been. The commentators and coaches always pride him for being level headed, when instead he's just afraid of verbal sparring. “Tell you what,” Shane offers, "You'll break the record and you'll get whatever you want. A trip to Disney or a garage to start that car collection you're dreaming of.” “Whatever I want?” “Whatever you want."
🏑A Tattoo is Worth a Thousand Words by Champagne_Supern0va - rated G
Have you ever wondered why Ilya got the tattoos he has and if he ever got more? Then this fic is for you.
🏑"Fuck You Too. Surprise Me." by cold_blooded_jelly_doughnut - rated E
After a breathtaking win against Ilya Rozanov and the Boston Raiders, Shane asks his biggest rival to surprise him.
🏑Hungry by fruitybashir - rated E
“Turns you on, yeah?” He doesn’t need to hear confirmation, he can read Shane like an open book. “Did they show my face on TV? My blood on the ice? That get you hard?”
Enjoy, and we'll be back tomorrow with more of our favorite hockey boys! -The Mods
🏒 Day 1 of Posting! 🏒
Hello everyone! Welcome to the cottage the first day of posting! We have so many amazing works ready for you in the upcoming week, and we are so excited for you to see what our fest participants have created! Remember to give love to everything that you interact with so our authors, podficcers, and artists know how amazing they did!
Note: please notice the ratings of these works and do not interact with any e-rated works of you are a minor! We want to keep everyone safe!
🏑wait for me, I'm coming to you by Dory_thewritingfish - rated E
You all know the Story of Orpehus and Eurydice, but what if it was Shane and Ilya?
🏑Squills by notverypunkof me - rated E
He wonders if he could ask Hollander for something like that. To play with his hair. To crawl under the blanket with him just to share their warmth, not to fuck. If he could want something - ask something of Hollander - just one time. To be cared for is a primary need, after all - for Ilya Rozanov too, whether he likes it or not.
🏑Tape Job by Heatry24 - rated E
It’s the All-Star Game weekend of 2021, Ilya has more than made a home for himself with the Ottawa Centaurs, and Shane loves having him closer than when he used to play with Boston. They show up in the locker room before everyone else on their All Star team and Shane loses himself in watching Ilya tape his hockey stick which is unfairly attractive to watch. Ilya of course, notices and plays right into it.
🏑Local Guide Ilya Rozanov has left a new review by trickysnail - rated T
Ilya just wants a tuna melt but for some reason the owner of We Take the Cake bakery keeps refusing to make him one. The solution to this problem is clearly to leave more reviews.
🏑[Podfic] The Elevator by Lexi_Leckstar - rated T
Yuna shot up. “The elevator!” she screamed in horror. “What?” David shuffled on the bed next to her, fumbling for his glasses on the nightstand. “Are you okay?” “He was there. In the elevator, when—” She broke off, startled by the sudden crash when David knocked over the clock from the nightstand, the sound of the shattering glass echoing loudly through their bedroom. Or: Yuna wakes up the night after Shane and Ilya came out to them.
Enjoy, and we'll be back tomorrow with more of our favorite hockey boys! -The Mods
Connor Storrie & Hudson Williams as Ilya Rozanov and Shane Hollander in a promotional still for 'Heated Rivalry' [ph. Sabrina Lantos]
For the Gen Zers swooning over our soft baby Hollander, let me give you some historical context from a fellow Canadian Millennial (Shane's birthday is May 10, 1991. He's with me, Hudson is yours).
It's well established Shane is a bit of a nerd, what with his endless hours of movie viewing on plane (see: conversation with Rose Landry) and the fact JJ called him up in earnest after discovering the X-Squad cast was in his presence.
As such! I present to you, by way of head canon, Shane Hollander's gay awakening:
(Oh, you thought it was Ilya Rozanov? Please. He was just the amalgamation of these two hotties in X2 (released 2003, Shane's prime pre-teen crushing era).
Bobby Drake's softness and affinity for ice mixed with Wolverine's snarky quips and well defined arms? Ilya Rozanov was a wet dream made reality for our sweet Canadian cutie.
Now who do we think was Ilya's?
It only took me thirteen reheats to figure out "boring" isn't the only genetic trait he shares with his father.
Since before... 🏳️🌈🏒
Crave trying to promote its new shows but I be like: SIR! If it's not Heated Rivalry adjacent I don't give a Canadian Wolf-Bird's Howl about it!
Perfect Shane Hollander never even considered where he might've picked it up 🥺
HOLLANOV + Kisses (Part Two)
HEATED RIVALRY ⏤ 1x02 -> 1x05
Hollanov Fest 2026
Info, Rules, and Interest Check
Hello, everyone! We're excited to announce Hollanov Fest 2026, which is a fest dedicated to Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov from the book series Game Changers and TV show Heated Rivalry. This fest will have open prompting — which means you, the fandom, get to offer up prompts for participating writers and artists to choose from — and run for the next few months (schedule below).
At this point, the mods are doing an interest check to gauge how much potential participation there may be. This will help us adjust the size of the mod team and make the fest smoother overall. We also want to spread the word so people can start thinking about prompts they may want to submit when the time comes! The interest check will end when prompting opens.
Prompting opens January 10, 2026, at 12 PM Eastern and ends January 24, 2026, at 11:59 PM Eastern. We'll have more info about how you can submit prompts soon.
Self-prompting is also okay! However, if you opt to self-prompt, please wait until prompt claiming opens on February 1, 2026, and let us know you're choosing to self-prompt instead of claim a prompt.
Please fill out this Google Form to submit to the interest check and receive a link to the fest Discord.
Full schedule, rules, and links below the cut!
# ILYA ROZANOV IS A COMEDIAN
CONNOR STORRIE as ILYA ROZANOV HEATED RIVALRY (2025—)