Slight Figure of Speech

All ratted up like a teenage jezebel.

[sinmonger]

Connor Storrie | Tiffany & Co | Met Gala 2026

[lucylehane]

'sex scenes are gratuitous' mmhm please enjoy these complete character/narrative arcs composed exclusively of sex scenes

[dontcallmeanythingplz]

I need there to be a neurodivergent kid at the hockey camp and he doesn't interact with the other kids and eats snacks by himself and stares at the ground and it's also really important that he's super good at hockey and the most important part of all of this is that the only coach that connects with him is Shane.

(I use run on sentences when I'm excited)

The kid connects with Shane because he's the only coach not treating him like a child and acting silly. Shane just levels with him and fixes his technique without the fluff. They also just go on and on about historical hockey figures and statistics. Everyone else tunes them out during snack time because Shane and the kid won't shut up about some hockey player from 1963. Then on the last day when the kid's mom picks him up, she cries because her son doesn't wanna leave Coach Hollander and he hugs Shane and it's too much for her because her son has always struggled socially and hockey has always been his outlet.

And it's important to me that Ilya is besotted by all of this and that Shane tears up when Ilya tells him what the mother said.

[enh1614149]

[indomie-fried-noodle]

Cliff Marleau, I'm so fond of you.

[perlukafarinn]

I bet once Yuna gets to know Ilya as Shane's boyfriend, all the things that used to infuriate her about him as a player become endearing to her instead. Like before she would call him an asshole for the way he chirps everyone endlessly but now it's a good strategy and isn't it impressive how he's twice as clever in his second language as most other players in the league are in their first?

Shane calls her out on this change of heart and Yuna pretends she doesn't know what he's talking about.

[lesartistes]

[youbeautifultropicalfishy]

THE edit by @sosaneitsinsane

[gnawu]

#notcrying

[ivyarchive]

[lesartistes]

Okcupid strikes again.

[dantegsnt]

[hedgehogsofasgard]

Happy hedgehog Valentines!

[andthentherewascoffee]

Some days, I can conquer the world; Other days, it takes me three hours to convince myself to bathe.

H.M.S. (via h-o-r-n-g-r-y)

[alldasheverything-deactivated20]

[lesartistes]

Me around your crying kid.

[faruhanu]

It’s impossible to get my head around this. Deah and Yusor just got married in December. Today was their funeral. 

They have been laid to rest together, along with sister Razan.

What must their families be going through? Happiest days of their lives to saddest days in the space of two months.

I can’t stop crying.

[lesartistes]

you know you are truly alone on valentine's when even your fuckbuddy got back together with his ex.