Alice Madness Returns Cheshire Cat Quotes Starter Sentences, all taken from this video! Change pronouns any whatnot as necessary! Mix and match, add some together, take parts out, whatever gives you the meme you wanna give.
“ When you’re not on edge, you’re taking up too much space. “
“ But you know I can be. “
“A new law reigns in this Wonderland. “
“It’s very rough justice all around. “
“The vorpal blade is swift and keen and always ready for service.”
“Really? That’s a pity, one’s certainly looking for you. “
“Though lacking a bathing costume, a plunge in that pool is in order.”
“Almost. But the upside is, while smaller, you can see things that are nearly invisible to your bigger self.”
“*Sneeze* there’s a distinct scent of pepper in the wind.”
“The Duchess must be nearby.”
“Memories define our lives, and they renew us.”
“Collect them, nurture them. “
“An experience forgotten, never was.”
“Memory is the warden of your brain, ____. It’s currently underworked.”
“Treat your memories as you might a simple child. Indulge them.”
“Look this way. I mean at me, not like me. “
“At least I mean what I say.”
“You might try it occasionally.”
“Despicable? They’re horrible, and dangerous.”
“We’ll be bizzled and bumbwashed if you don’t get off your backside.”
“You remember your vorpal blade, I trust.”
“Effective in defense, and lethal when properly deployed.”
“It’s only suited for fighting up close.”
“Are you feigning ineptitude or is your mind in a muddle?”
“You’ll need to expose yourself to this menace up close and personal.”
“Deal death face to face as it were.”
“To engage an enemy effectively, first engage your attack.”
“High marks for aptitude. “
“Now it’s time to put your blade to work.”
“Nowhere to run or hide, ____.”
“This foe must be faced and vanquished now.”
“Some obstacles are overcome with the mind. Some with our heart.”
“ Well, yours, actually.”
“These enemies pay twice for their own destruction. Don’t ignore what they leave behind.”
“Appearances, as you know better than most, can be deceiving.”
“Much has changed since your last visit.”
“Different denotes neither bad nor good, but it certainly means ‘not the same’.”
“Find the Hatter, ____. He knows more about different than you.”
“You’re as randomly lethal and entirely confused as you ever were.”
“Predictably rash. It’s not a question of ‘if’, ___. It’s ‘when’.”
“Now hold no, and as they say, shut up.”
“Please, you’re more than clever.”
“Steam provides locomotion.”
“See the breeze? Ride the wind.”
“Like so much in life, keeping your knickers dry depends on timing.”
“The spouts the goal, you’ll get there in stages.”
“There’s no time for tea.”
“Steady now, gather your nerve.”
“Jump to the first vent, then the next, and ride the currents up.”
“He’s obsessed with time. Find him, or your own time may be short.”
“The dimensions of this desolate track are unknown to all but the inhabitants.”
“Switch the switch to migrate from moter to cool. ”
“Flip the lever to cool the metal.”
“What lies beneath this patina of civility?”
“ Something wicked I’ll wager.”
“Prudent exit is no less so for being hasty.”
“Seeking refuge from the wicked world? Perhaps things only look like they’ve gone to hell.”
“This unmitigated disaster is your doing and it will get worse.”
“Your train keeps a hellish schedule.”
“Get moving. Time waits for no one.”
“Even less. And if fear paralyzes you, we are lost.”
“The sight, the stink, the sinister sound.”
“What have you imagined?”
“Spawn of satan? Fate? Some malicious Olympian?”
“Postpone your query, actions are required before we can advance. Or die, I suppose.”
“This generator of disaster must be eliminated.”
“All the great lizards or history and mythology are constructed in a similar way.”
“Dragons are not randomly segmented. “
“Line this firebreather up head to tail.”
“The author obliterated the distinction between poetry and pessimism.”
“She who saves a single soul saves the universe.”
“Remember, kill the story at its source.”
“Those letters aren’t letters, ____. Strike the tablets.”
“The ink wasps are spawning from the stone tablet, it needs to be destroyed.”
“Those letters aren’t letters. Hit the tablet, ____, kill the story at its source.”
“Order in the court, all in order.”
“Without order, there is chaos.”
“As in military drill and the alphabet, the proper order is everything.”
“Punctuality is not only a virtue, it’s often a necessity, like here.”
“Order is one thing, timing quite another.”
“Flip the switch the correct number of times, and eureka.”
“Right time, right place, joy and consonants.”
“Wrong time, place won’t matter, misery and dissonance.”
“Music is more than a matter of playing the right notes.”
“The right bells must be struck at the right time.”
“It’s all a matter of tempo.”
“The grateful most often confirm benefit to the source of their gratitude.”
“Freedom is so precious to some that they pay for it with their lives.”
“Sent the captive ents free, they can help you up the tree.”
“Card before horse, never. Head before tail, always.”
“You imagined dragons but have you never seen a picture of one?”
“More sleep will not improve the appearance of this slothful amphibian.”
“Song rhymes with gong. Wonder what happens when you bang one.”
“Hit the gong to wake the frog.”
“Back to admire your handiwork?”
“Returning to the scene of the crime.”
“Well, she was the face of evil in the heart of darkness.”
“She was completely deranged, you picked up her crown, but now you’ve put it down.”
“You must speak to her. What’s left of her, anyway.”
“The Queen’s guardian rarely leaves his filthy lair. But you’re special.”
“Familiarity has bred contempt. Proximity may breed violence.”
“Water and oil separate themselves. These fellows may require assistance.”
“Keep the rocks apart or there will be hell to pay.”
“Find the Queen, ignore her pledge to decapitate intruders only at your peril.”
“Look for the Queen, but remember, she also has eyes for you.”
“The guards lack imagination. Don’t play with them unless you’re ready to deal,
“To the royal guards we are all victims in waiting.”
“A case of chalk and cheese.”
“Not the happiest of bedfellows are they?”
“Those rooks must be kept apart and never the twain shall meet.”
“Opposites attract, but not these two.”
“You were once two bits of the same psyche. So where does that leave you?”
“Opinions vary. Still, to recover the past, to continue your search, you need to meet with her.”
“Remember to go back, go forward. That’s the rule.”
“Looks like a perfect fit, and I’m the perfect judge.”
“Time to put your new noggin to good use.”
“Here’s a little something to keep your brain in order.”
“Here’s a tiny brain teaser for a tiny.. well, you.”
“I know your fondness for all manner of puzzles.”
“How is the Queen of Hearts like a typhoon?”
“What is yours, but others use it more than you do?”
“The more you have of it, the less you see.”
“Kings cloak, priests cassock, lady’s wrap, judge’s robe, all hanged by me. Who am I?”
“What’s on four legs in early morning, two legs at noon, and on three legs in the evening?”
“What is born each night and dies each dawn?”
“What flickers red and warm like a flame, but is not fire?”
“I talk but I do not speak my mind. What am I?”
“What is so delicate that when you say its name, it’s broken.”
“What comes next in the sequence, 1, 3, 4, 7, 11“
“What always runs but never walks? Often murmurs, never talks? Has a bed but never sleeps. Has a mouth, but never eats. ”
“ I never was, and always to be. No one ever saw me, nor ever will.“
“At night they come without being fetched, by day they are lost without being stolen. What are they?”
“The one who’s using it never knows that he’s using it, what is it?”
“If you break me I do not stop working, if you lose me, nothing will matter.”
“Feed me, I live. Give me a drink, and I die. What am I?”
“Excellent. You never cease to amaze.
“Purrrrfect. Got it in one.”
“Are you pretending to be dense?”
“Wrong, wrong, and wrong.”
“It appears my intelligence has limits.”
“You’ve exhausted the stores of my knowledge.”
“My mind is on holiday, perhaps it will meet up with yours.”
“I require a nap from time to time.”
“My intelligence on this subject has been depleted.”
“My ignorance is not criminal.”
“Stop looking for help and get moving.”
“How about a bit of self reliance?”
“I can’t be bothered now.”
“Some challenges one must face on ones own.”
“You’ve heard of the phrase ‘cat nap.’ Hm?.”
“They say a cat has nine lives, ____ I hope you have as many.”
“I’m coming down from this catnip.”
“Pay attention, ___, I can’t be there for you all the time.”
“Always be on your guard.”
“Take matters into your own hands.”
“I can’t pretend to know everything.”
“Your nagging has grown tiresome.”
“Saving Wonderland means saving yourself.”
“I can’t know everything, pretend you’re an orphan. Oh, that was rude. You are.”
“I’ve heard self reliance is a virtue, now you’ve heard it.”
“Observe, learn, and react.”
“Experience teaches best, learn by doing, and similar cliches have merit. Take their advice.”
“If you’ve only wits, you have nothing. Wits are useless here, everything is downside up.”
“Forget reasons, they’re useless too.”
“In combat, truth first. If you’re not victorious, there may be time for lies later.”
“you’re sufficiently fortifide to kick some as-hhhhhhhehehehe, to boot these creatures nether regions. “
“Threat, promises, and good intentions don’t amount to action.”
“Every adventure requires a first step. Trite but true, even here.”
“When remarkable turns bizarre, reason turns rancid.”
“What is truly sort is most often found if it is findable.”
“Only a few find the way, some don’t recognize it when they do. Some don’t ever want to.”
“There’s an ugly name for those who always do things the hard way. “
“The uninformed must improve their deficit or die.”
“Only the foolish believe suffering is just wages for being different.”
“Only the savage regard the endurance of pain as the measure of worth.”
“Only the insane equate pain with success.”
“Let your need guide your behavior, suppress your instinct to lead.”
“Have you never heard of the punctuality of virtue?”
“The proper order of things is often a mystery to me, you too?”
“Steps to enlightenment brighten the way, but the steps are steep. Take them one at a time.”
“Every picture tells a story, sometimes we don’t like the ending, sometimes we don’t understand it.”
“The dim witted are not, necessarily ignorant.”
“Confront what frightens or offends you. Reckless or insulting talk should never go unchallenged.”
“Flattering words often incite their object to rash action, learn their true meaning.”
“Seek and you shall find, they say, but they don’t say what you’ll find.”
“Our reflection sometimes exposes more reality than the object it echoes.”
“Annihilate what threatens to destroy you?”
“Is our situation not dismal? Wonderland is so discombobulated.”
“Only collect what is useful to you. Reject only your ignorance and you may survive.”
“Whoever says too much of a good thing is not enough speaks the truth.”
“Whoever says too much of a good thing is bad tells a lie.”
“You must have missed something. “
“What is rubbish to one is salvation to another.”
“Ride the thermal drafts like a falcon.”
“Time to jump in time to jump through time. I’m dizzy.”
“What a racket. Reminds me of your piano lessons.”
“Plug that noisy orifice before we both go mad.”
“Confidence and rashness are sides of a single coin, please remember.”
“The size of a cockroach?”
“Take a ride down the slide.”
“Ah, ____. We can’t go home again. No surprise, really.”
“Only a very few find their way, and most of them don’t recognize it when they do.”
“Forgetting pain is convenient, remembering it… agonizing.”
“But recovering the truth is worth the suffering.”
“And our Wonderland, though damaged, is safe in memory.”
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