eldritch-cannibal-wizard

[hope-ur-ok]

My sister sent this to me, and as a lesbian in MA I can't say anything lmao

[hope-ur-ok]

Yup, it's also the first state with an openly lesbian Govenor

[pleasestopthese]

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

the reason there's not a lot of posts here is that this character is annoying to write. It doesn't click with me

[f4y3w00d5]

Hello. Do you have any rocks?

-@eldritch-cannibal-wizard

..........

*holds out a handful of rocks*

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

do you like being a mercenary?

[f4y3w00d5]

*slight shrugs*

Well, yeah.

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

put more thought into the free will thing?

[f4y3w00d5]

Eh, dunno.

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

What do you need done that you don't like doing or can't do? There's gotta be at least 1 thing

[f4y3w00d5]

...uhhhh cooking?

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

I can do that

[f4y3w00d5]

Oooo really??? What do you cook???

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

mostly pasta

[f4y3w00d5]

*gasps*

i LOVE pasta!!

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

well it's a good thing that's the only thing I can cook

[f4y3w00d5]

*happy nods*

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

*points to the streets* hey look a riot

[f4y3w00d5]

*gasp* FUNNN!!!

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

*points to a guy* holy shit that guy made grenades

[f4y3w00d5]

OMGG SO COOLL

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

*he throws one in our direction*

[f4y3w00d5]

*magicking it back at him*

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

*he explodes*

[f4y3w00d5]

*delighted giggling*

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

what were we talking about before the riot?

[f4y3w00d5]

Uhhhhhhhhhhhh i dunno!

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

I don't think it's what we were talking about but what kind of vampire are you?

[f4y3w00d5]

uhhhh im not sure!

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

Can you eat garlic?

[f4y3w00d5]

*nodding* I quite like garlic actually...

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

Ok can you walk in daylight?

[f4y3w00d5]

*nodding happily*

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

So do you have like any of the traditional vampire weaknesses?

[f4y3w00d5]

Weakness to the holy? That could also be like, demonic in origin....

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

fair. So do you get all the vampire powers or just some?

[f4y3w00d5]

uhhhhhh most i think

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

That's good at least. What do you tend to use them for?

[f4y3w00d5]

Mercenary work? Fun? Dunno....

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

what kind of fun?

[f4y3w00d5]

Mostly torture.

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

that sounds fun

[f4y3w00d5]

Yeah, can be!

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

how do you use it for torture anyways?

[f4y3w00d5]

well the mesmerism stuff is easy...humiliation n shit

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

makes sense. Can you use your fangs for torture or would making them bleed a different way be just as effective?

[f4y3w00d5]

any way is just as effective!

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

I figured. *the fire starts dying down*

[f4y3w00d5]

*pouting*

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

Well what should we do instead of watching this?

[f4y3w00d5]

...torture?

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

Sure. Who are we torturing?

[f4y3w00d5]

Uhhhh ive got a basement full of options

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

well let's go there and pick

[f4y3w00d5]

*teleporting*

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

*looking around*

[f4y3w00d5]

*we're in a dungeon surrounded by people of all genders and races chained to the walls*

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

*trying to pick one*

[f4y3w00d5]

*Ive already picked out a girl just older than me with slightly longer than shoulder length hair, shes already trembling

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

*visible excitement*

[f4y3w00d5]

You can start!!

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

*grabbing a drill*

[f4y3w00d5]

*clapping*

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

*You can probably guess how I use it*

[f4y3w00d5]

*tackling the one i found and scratching*

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

*after I'm done drilling this person I heal them and start again*

[f4y3w00d5]

*by the time im done with my one, shes unrecognisable*

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

*once I finish with my drilling again I grab some salt*

[f4y3w00d5]

*i havent noticed you disappearing, searching for someone else*

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

*pushing salt into the wounds*

[f4y3w00d5]

*found another victim, using a knife this time*

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

*once all the wounds are plugged with salt I'm done with this person*

[f4y3w00d5]

Hello. Do you have any rocks?

-@eldritch-cannibal-wizard

..........

*holds out a handful of rocks*

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

do you like being a mercenary?

[f4y3w00d5]

*slight shrugs*

Well, yeah.

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

put more thought into the free will thing?

[f4y3w00d5]

Eh, dunno.

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

What do you need done that you don't like doing or can't do? There's gotta be at least 1 thing

[f4y3w00d5]

...uhhhh cooking?

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

I can do that

[f4y3w00d5]

Oooo really??? What do you cook???

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

mostly pasta

[f4y3w00d5]

*gasps*

i LOVE pasta!!

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

well it's a good thing that's the only thing I can cook

[f4y3w00d5]

*happy nods*

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

*points to the streets* hey look a riot

[f4y3w00d5]

*gasp* FUNNN!!!

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

*points to a guy* holy shit that guy made grenades

[f4y3w00d5]

OMGG SO COOLL

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

*he throws one in our direction*

[f4y3w00d5]

*magicking it back at him*

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

*he explodes*

[f4y3w00d5]

*delighted giggling*

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

what were we talking about before the riot?

[f4y3w00d5]

Uhhhhhhhhhhhh i dunno!

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

I don't think it's what we were talking about but what kind of vampire are you?

[f4y3w00d5]

uhhhh im not sure!

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

Can you eat garlic?

[f4y3w00d5]

*nodding* I quite like garlic actually...

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

Ok can you walk in daylight?

[f4y3w00d5]

*nodding happily*

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

So do you have like any of the traditional vampire weaknesses?

[f4y3w00d5]

Weakness to the holy? That could also be like, demonic in origin....

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

fair. So do you get all the vampire powers or just some?

[f4y3w00d5]

uhhhhhh most i think

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

That's good at least. What do you tend to use them for?

[f4y3w00d5]

Mercenary work? Fun? Dunno....

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

what kind of fun?

[f4y3w00d5]

Mostly torture.

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

that sounds fun

[f4y3w00d5]

Yeah, can be!

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

how do you use it for torture anyways?

[f4y3w00d5]

well the mesmerism stuff is easy...humiliation n shit

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

makes sense. Can you use your fangs for torture or would making them bleed a different way be just as effective?

[f4y3w00d5]

any way is just as effective!

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

I figured. *the fire starts dying down*

[f4y3w00d5]

*pouting*

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

Well what should we do instead of watching this?

[f4y3w00d5]

...torture?

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

Sure. Who are we torturing?

[f4y3w00d5]

Uhhhh ive got a basement full of options

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

well let's go there and pick

[f4y3w00d5]

*teleporting*

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

*looking around*

[f4y3w00d5]

*we're in a dungeon surrounded by people of all genders and races chained to the walls*

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

*trying to pick one*

[f4y3w00d5]

*Ive already picked out a girl just older than me with slightly longer than shoulder length hair, shes already trembling

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

*visible excitement*

[f4y3w00d5]

You can start!!

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

*grabbing a drill*

[f4y3w00d5]

*clapping*

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

*You can probably guess how I use it*

[f4y3w00d5]

*tackling the one i found and scratching*

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

*after I'm done drilling this person I heal them and start again*

[f4y3w00d5]

*by the time im done with my one, shes unrecognisable*

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

*once I finish with my drilling again I grab some salt*

[f4y3w00d5]

*i havent noticed you disappearing, searching for someone else*

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

*pushing salt into the wounds*

[f4y3w00d5]

Hello. Do you have any rocks?

-@eldritch-cannibal-wizard

..........

*holds out a handful of rocks*

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

do you like being a mercenary?

[f4y3w00d5]

*slight shrugs*

Well, yeah.

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

put more thought into the free will thing?

[f4y3w00d5]

Eh, dunno.

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

What do you need done that you don't like doing or can't do? There's gotta be at least 1 thing

[f4y3w00d5]

...uhhhh cooking?

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

I can do that

[f4y3w00d5]

Oooo really??? What do you cook???

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

mostly pasta

[f4y3w00d5]

*gasps*

i LOVE pasta!!

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

well it's a good thing that's the only thing I can cook

[f4y3w00d5]

*happy nods*

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

*points to the streets* hey look a riot

[f4y3w00d5]

*gasp* FUNNN!!!

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

*points to a guy* holy shit that guy made grenades

[f4y3w00d5]

OMGG SO COOLL

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

*he throws one in our direction*

[f4y3w00d5]

*magicking it back at him*

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

*he explodes*

[f4y3w00d5]

*delighted giggling*

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

what were we talking about before the riot?

[f4y3w00d5]

Uhhhhhhhhhhhh i dunno!

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

I don't think it's what we were talking about but what kind of vampire are you?

[f4y3w00d5]

uhhhh im not sure!

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

Can you eat garlic?

[f4y3w00d5]

*nodding* I quite like garlic actually...

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

Ok can you walk in daylight?

[f4y3w00d5]

*nodding happily*

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

So do you have like any of the traditional vampire weaknesses?

[f4y3w00d5]

Weakness to the holy? That could also be like, demonic in origin....

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

fair. So do you get all the vampire powers or just some?

[f4y3w00d5]

uhhhhhh most i think

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

That's good at least. What do you tend to use them for?

[f4y3w00d5]

Mercenary work? Fun? Dunno....

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

what kind of fun?

[f4y3w00d5]

Mostly torture.

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

that sounds fun

[f4y3w00d5]

Yeah, can be!

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

how do you use it for torture anyways?

[f4y3w00d5]

well the mesmerism stuff is easy...humiliation n shit

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

makes sense. Can you use your fangs for torture or would making them bleed a different way be just as effective?

[f4y3w00d5]

any way is just as effective!

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

I figured. *the fire starts dying down*

[f4y3w00d5]

*pouting*

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

Well what should we do instead of watching this?

[f4y3w00d5]

...torture?

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

Sure. Who are we torturing?

[f4y3w00d5]

Uhhhh ive got a basement full of options

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

well let's go there and pick

[f4y3w00d5]

*teleporting*

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

*looking around*

[f4y3w00d5]

*we're in a dungeon surrounded by people of all genders and races chained to the walls*

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

*trying to pick one*

[f4y3w00d5]

*Ive already picked out a girl just older than me with slightly longer than shoulder length hair, shes already trembling

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

*visible excitement*

[f4y3w00d5]

You can start!!

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

*grabbing a drill*

[f4y3w00d5]

*clapping*

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

*You can probably guess how I use it*

[f4y3w00d5]

*tackling the one i found and scratching*

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

*after I'm done drilling this person I heal them and start again*

[f4y3w00d5]

*by the time im done with my one, shes unrecognisable*

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

*once I finish with my drilling again I grab some salt*

[matrixonvhsanddvd]

do yall remember when people would send fake anon hates asks to themselves

[matrixonvhsanddvd]

it appears i have struck a nerve ? #staymad

[f4y3w00d5]

Hello. Do you have any rocks?

-@eldritch-cannibal-wizard

..........

*holds out a handful of rocks*

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

do you like being a mercenary?

[f4y3w00d5]

*slight shrugs*

Well, yeah.

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

put more thought into the free will thing?

[f4y3w00d5]

Eh, dunno.

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

What do you need done that you don't like doing or can't do? There's gotta be at least 1 thing

[f4y3w00d5]

...uhhhh cooking?

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

I can do that

[f4y3w00d5]

Oooo really??? What do you cook???

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

mostly pasta

[f4y3w00d5]

*gasps*

i LOVE pasta!!

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

well it's a good thing that's the only thing I can cook

[f4y3w00d5]

*happy nods*

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

*points to the streets* hey look a riot

[f4y3w00d5]

*gasp* FUNNN!!!

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

*points to a guy* holy shit that guy made grenades

[f4y3w00d5]

OMGG SO COOLL

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

*he throws one in our direction*

[f4y3w00d5]

*magicking it back at him*

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

*he explodes*

[f4y3w00d5]

*delighted giggling*

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

what were we talking about before the riot?

[f4y3w00d5]

Uhhhhhhhhhhhh i dunno!

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

I don't think it's what we were talking about but what kind of vampire are you?

[f4y3w00d5]

uhhhh im not sure!

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

Can you eat garlic?

[f4y3w00d5]

*nodding* I quite like garlic actually...

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

Ok can you walk in daylight?

[f4y3w00d5]

*nodding happily*

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

So do you have like any of the traditional vampire weaknesses?

[f4y3w00d5]

Weakness to the holy? That could also be like, demonic in origin....

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

fair. So do you get all the vampire powers or just some?

[f4y3w00d5]

uhhhhhh most i think

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

That's good at least. What do you tend to use them for?

[f4y3w00d5]

Mercenary work? Fun? Dunno....

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

what kind of fun?

[f4y3w00d5]

Mostly torture.

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

that sounds fun

[f4y3w00d5]

Yeah, can be!

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

how do you use it for torture anyways?

[f4y3w00d5]

well the mesmerism stuff is easy...humiliation n shit

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

makes sense. Can you use your fangs for torture or would making them bleed a different way be just as effective?

[f4y3w00d5]

any way is just as effective!

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

I figured. *the fire starts dying down*

[f4y3w00d5]

*pouting*

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

Well what should we do instead of watching this?

[f4y3w00d5]

...torture?

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

Sure. Who are we torturing?

[f4y3w00d5]

Uhhhh ive got a basement full of options

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

well let's go there and pick

[f4y3w00d5]

*teleporting*

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

*looking around*

[f4y3w00d5]

*we're in a dungeon surrounded by people of all genders and races chained to the walls*

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

*trying to pick one*

[f4y3w00d5]

*Ive already picked out a girl just older than me with slightly longer than shoulder length hair, shes already trembling

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

*visible excitement*

[f4y3w00d5]

You can start!!

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

*grabbing a drill*

[f4y3w00d5]

*clapping*

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

*You can probably guess how I use it*

[f4y3w00d5]

*tackling the one i found and scratching*

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

*after I'm done drilling this person I heal them and start again*

[f4y3w00d5]

Ooc: a wolf girl blog @somethin-somethin-wolfgirl

*I’m following a trail into an unfamiliar part into the woods*

This trail is super suspicious but I hardly have a map on me.

*you sense yourself being watched*

[livin-in-the-blizzard]

*I rub my nose*

Fuck,

Already?

*I clench my fists*

[f4y3w00d5]

*theres no sign of anyone, but you cant shake the feeling*

[livin-in-the-blizzard]

*I continue trekking through the forest*

*I twitch my ears around, hoping to pick up a sound*

[f4y3w00d5]

*no sound but for a second you see glowing eyes in the trees&

[livin-in-the-blizzard]

*I freeze for a second and slowly raise the greataxe in my hand*

[I contemplated whether or not I should keep moving or stay still.]

*I grip the other end of my weapon*

[f4y3w00d5]

*the eyes vanish and im hanging upside down from a tree just ahead of you, smirking*

[livin-in-the-blizzard]

Ah hell.

*I don’t lower my weapon at all*

Oh great, they’ll most likely take advantage if I ask them, I think to myself, but I need to visit a tavern for supplies and rest.

Where is the nearest the tavern?

[f4y3w00d5]

*i just tilt my head, look around, and shrug*

Nowhere near here. Unless youre fae, like i am.

[livin-in-the-blizzard]

Tch, fuck.

*I lower my axe as I place my hand on my snout*

I’m such a dumbass (I thought as I glance at the ground).

*I look back at you*

[f4y3w00d5]

So. *teleporting to the ground, slowly advancing on you*

Why are you here?

[livin-in-the-blizzard]

*I slowly clench my weapon*

I was following a trail to get closer to the tavern I need to visit.

[f4y3w00d5]

...And said trail led you here?

*i seem to doubt that, but i simply smirk again*

No bother. May I have your name?

[livin-in-the-blizzard]

….I can’t seem to place my finger on it, but I find that question suspicious…

You may not.

[f4y3w00d5]

*i roll my eyes*

Rude. Whyever not?

[livin-in-the-blizzard]

*I squint my eyes with suspicion*

I don’t trust your smile.

[f4y3w00d5]

*soft snickering*

I mean....reasonable...

[livin-in-the-blizzard]

*My ears lower in discontent as I grumble*

*I then take a deep breath*

Am I allowed to pass?

[f4y3w00d5]

...........Why should I let you?

[livin-in-the-blizzard]

*my grumpiness doesn’t leave*

Fair.

I’ll return to the other side.

*I begin to walk back to where I entered*

[f4y3w00d5]

*the path has completely disappeared, you cant find the way*

[livin-in-the-blizzard]

Shit.

*I begin to sniff around*

[f4y3w00d5]

*you cant find the trail*

The forest doesnt like when people leave.

[livin-in-the-blizzard]

*I turn back to you*

Why is that?

[f4y3w00d5]

*i shrug* Dunno. I'm not the forest.

[livin-in-the-blizzard]

Do I have any other options?

[f4y3w00d5]

....make a deal?

[livin-in-the-blizzard]

*I let out a heavy sigh*

…I had been contemplating an attack…

[I didn’t realize that my hands were clutching my greataxe with immense strength.]

[f4y3w00d5]

Well, the forest cant be attacked, not properly. You'll just be swarmed.

[livin-in-the-blizzard]

*I set my axe on the ground where I hold it by the end of the handle*

I’ll consider your deal, but nothing about my name.

[f4y3w00d5]

...Your soul? Free will?

[livin-in-the-blizzard]

Tch.

*my ears point to the side while I grumble again*

What’s worse, giving my name or my soul?

[f4y3w00d5]

Uhhhhhhh

Well, depends on whether youre giving it to a fae or a demon. I'm both, though

[livin-in-the-blizzard]

So, I’m at a disadvantage either way.

*I pick up my weapon*

And this “free will” you speak off…

*I ready my weapon as I speak*

what is it exactly?

[f4y3w00d5]

............basically I own every move you make and can control or change them.

[livin-in-the-blizzard]

*I begin growl*

So I won’t ever leave if I take the “free” will deal? (I snarl).

*I shift my left foot back and raise my greataxe*

[f4y3w00d5]

*I shrug* Not necessarily. Its not like you have free will now, its all an illusion.

[livin-in-the-blizzard]

*I scoff*

I hate…every single word that leaves your mouth.

*I slam my greataxe on the ground*

My name is Paula.

Paula Dendafter

Happy? (i snarl).

[f4y3w00d5]

Thereeee we go!~ Wasnt so hard, was it?~

[f4y3w00d5]

Hello. Do you have any rocks?

-@eldritch-cannibal-wizard

..........

*holds out a handful of rocks*

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

do you like being a mercenary?

[f4y3w00d5]

*slight shrugs*

Well, yeah.

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

put more thought into the free will thing?

[f4y3w00d5]

Eh, dunno.

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

What do you need done that you don't like doing or can't do? There's gotta be at least 1 thing

[f4y3w00d5]

...uhhhh cooking?

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

I can do that

[f4y3w00d5]

Oooo really??? What do you cook???

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

mostly pasta

[f4y3w00d5]

*gasps*

i LOVE pasta!!

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

well it's a good thing that's the only thing I can cook

[f4y3w00d5]

*happy nods*

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

*points to the streets* hey look a riot

[f4y3w00d5]

*gasp* FUNNN!!!

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

*points to a guy* holy shit that guy made grenades

[f4y3w00d5]

OMGG SO COOLL

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

*he throws one in our direction*

[f4y3w00d5]

*magicking it back at him*

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

*he explodes*

[f4y3w00d5]

*delighted giggling*

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

what were we talking about before the riot?

[f4y3w00d5]

Uhhhhhhhhhhhh i dunno!

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

I don't think it's what we were talking about but what kind of vampire are you?

[f4y3w00d5]

uhhhh im not sure!

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

Can you eat garlic?

[f4y3w00d5]

*nodding* I quite like garlic actually...

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

Ok can you walk in daylight?

[f4y3w00d5]

*nodding happily*

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

So do you have like any of the traditional vampire weaknesses?

[f4y3w00d5]

Weakness to the holy? That could also be like, demonic in origin....

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

fair. So do you get all the vampire powers or just some?

[f4y3w00d5]

uhhhhhh most i think

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

That's good at least. What do you tend to use them for?

[f4y3w00d5]

Mercenary work? Fun? Dunno....

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

what kind of fun?

[f4y3w00d5]

Mostly torture.

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

that sounds fun

[f4y3w00d5]

Yeah, can be!

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

how do you use it for torture anyways?

[f4y3w00d5]

well the mesmerism stuff is easy...humiliation n shit

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

makes sense. Can you use your fangs for torture or would making them bleed a different way be just as effective?

[f4y3w00d5]

any way is just as effective!

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

I figured. *the fire starts dying down*

[f4y3w00d5]

*pouting*

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

Well what should we do instead of watching this?

[f4y3w00d5]

...torture?

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

Sure. Who are we torturing?

[f4y3w00d5]

Uhhhh ive got a basement full of options

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

well let's go there and pick

[f4y3w00d5]

*teleporting*

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

*looking around*

[f4y3w00d5]

*we're in a dungeon surrounded by people of all genders and races chained to the walls*

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

*trying to pick one*

[f4y3w00d5]

*Ive already picked out a girl just older than me with slightly longer than shoulder length hair, shes already trembling

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

*visible excitement*

[f4y3w00d5]

You can start!!

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

*grabbing a drill*

[f4y3w00d5]

*clapping*

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

*You can probably guess how I use it*

[f4y3w00d5]

Hello. Do you have any rocks?

-@eldritch-cannibal-wizard

..........

*holds out a handful of rocks*

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

do you like being a mercenary?

[f4y3w00d5]

*slight shrugs*

Well, yeah.

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

put more thought into the free will thing?

[f4y3w00d5]

Eh, dunno.

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

What do you need done that you don't like doing or can't do? There's gotta be at least 1 thing

[f4y3w00d5]

...uhhhh cooking?

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

I can do that

[f4y3w00d5]

Oooo really??? What do you cook???

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

mostly pasta

[f4y3w00d5]

*gasps*

i LOVE pasta!!

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

well it's a good thing that's the only thing I can cook

[f4y3w00d5]

*happy nods*

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

*points to the streets* hey look a riot

[f4y3w00d5]

*gasp* FUNNN!!!

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

*points to a guy* holy shit that guy made grenades

[f4y3w00d5]

OMGG SO COOLL

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

*he throws one in our direction*

[f4y3w00d5]

*magicking it back at him*

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

*he explodes*

[f4y3w00d5]

*delighted giggling*

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

what were we talking about before the riot?

[f4y3w00d5]

Uhhhhhhhhhhhh i dunno!

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

I don't think it's what we were talking about but what kind of vampire are you?

[f4y3w00d5]

uhhhh im not sure!

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

Can you eat garlic?

[f4y3w00d5]

*nodding* I quite like garlic actually...

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

Ok can you walk in daylight?

[f4y3w00d5]

*nodding happily*

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

So do you have like any of the traditional vampire weaknesses?

[f4y3w00d5]

Weakness to the holy? That could also be like, demonic in origin....

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

fair. So do you get all the vampire powers or just some?

[f4y3w00d5]

uhhhhhh most i think

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

That's good at least. What do you tend to use them for?

[f4y3w00d5]

Mercenary work? Fun? Dunno....

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

what kind of fun?

[f4y3w00d5]

Mostly torture.

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

that sounds fun

[f4y3w00d5]

Yeah, can be!

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

how do you use it for torture anyways?

[f4y3w00d5]

well the mesmerism stuff is easy...humiliation n shit

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

makes sense. Can you use your fangs for torture or would making them bleed a different way be just as effective?

[f4y3w00d5]

any way is just as effective!

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

I figured. *the fire starts dying down*

[f4y3w00d5]

*pouting*

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

Well what should we do instead of watching this?

[f4y3w00d5]

...torture?

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

Sure. Who are we torturing?

[f4y3w00d5]

Uhhhh ive got a basement full of options

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

well let's go there and pick

[f4y3w00d5]

*teleporting*

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

*looking around*

[f4y3w00d5]

*we're in a dungeon surrounded by people of all genders and races chained to the walls*

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

*trying to pick one*

[f4y3w00d5]

*Ive already picked out a girl just older than me with slightly longer than shoulder length hair, shes already trembling

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

*visible excitement*

[f4y3w00d5]

You can start!!

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

*grabbing a drill*

[f4y3w00d5]

Hello. Do you have any rocks?

-@eldritch-cannibal-wizard

..........

*holds out a handful of rocks*

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

do you like being a mercenary?

[f4y3w00d5]

*slight shrugs*

Well, yeah.

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

put more thought into the free will thing?

[f4y3w00d5]

Eh, dunno.

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

What do you need done that you don't like doing or can't do? There's gotta be at least 1 thing

[f4y3w00d5]

...uhhhh cooking?

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

I can do that

[f4y3w00d5]

Oooo really??? What do you cook???

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

mostly pasta

[f4y3w00d5]

*gasps*

i LOVE pasta!!

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

well it's a good thing that's the only thing I can cook

[f4y3w00d5]

*happy nods*

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

*points to the streets* hey look a riot

[f4y3w00d5]

*gasp* FUNNN!!!

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

*points to a guy* holy shit that guy made grenades

[f4y3w00d5]

OMGG SO COOLL

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

*he throws one in our direction*

[f4y3w00d5]

*magicking it back at him*

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

*he explodes*

[f4y3w00d5]

*delighted giggling*

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

what were we talking about before the riot?

[f4y3w00d5]

Uhhhhhhhhhhhh i dunno!

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

I don't think it's what we were talking about but what kind of vampire are you?

[f4y3w00d5]

uhhhh im not sure!

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

Can you eat garlic?

[f4y3w00d5]

*nodding* I quite like garlic actually...

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

Ok can you walk in daylight?

[f4y3w00d5]

*nodding happily*

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

So do you have like any of the traditional vampire weaknesses?

[f4y3w00d5]

Weakness to the holy? That could also be like, demonic in origin....

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

fair. So do you get all the vampire powers or just some?

[f4y3w00d5]

uhhhhhh most i think

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

That's good at least. What do you tend to use them for?

[f4y3w00d5]

Mercenary work? Fun? Dunno....

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

what kind of fun?

[f4y3w00d5]

Mostly torture.

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

that sounds fun

[f4y3w00d5]

Yeah, can be!

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

how do you use it for torture anyways?

[f4y3w00d5]

well the mesmerism stuff is easy...humiliation n shit

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

makes sense. Can you use your fangs for torture or would making them bleed a different way be just as effective?

[f4y3w00d5]

any way is just as effective!

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

I figured. *the fire starts dying down*

[f4y3w00d5]

*pouting*

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

Well what should we do instead of watching this?

[f4y3w00d5]

...torture?

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

Sure. Who are we torturing?

[f4y3w00d5]

Uhhhh ive got a basement full of options

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

well let's go there and pick

[f4y3w00d5]

*teleporting*

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

*looking around*

[f4y3w00d5]

*we're in a dungeon surrounded by people of all genders and races chained to the walls*

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

*trying to pick one*

[f4y3w00d5]

*Ive already picked out a girl just older than me with slightly longer than shoulder length hair, shes already trembling

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

*visible excitement*

[f4y3w00d5]

Hello. Do you have any rocks?

-@eldritch-cannibal-wizard

..........

*holds out a handful of rocks*

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

do you like being a mercenary?

[f4y3w00d5]

*slight shrugs*

Well, yeah.

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

put more thought into the free will thing?

[f4y3w00d5]

Eh, dunno.

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

What do you need done that you don't like doing or can't do? There's gotta be at least 1 thing

[f4y3w00d5]

...uhhhh cooking?

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

I can do that

[f4y3w00d5]

Oooo really??? What do you cook???

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

mostly pasta

[f4y3w00d5]

*gasps*

i LOVE pasta!!

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

well it's a good thing that's the only thing I can cook

[f4y3w00d5]

*happy nods*

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

*points to the streets* hey look a riot

[f4y3w00d5]

*gasp* FUNNN!!!

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

*points to a guy* holy shit that guy made grenades

[f4y3w00d5]

OMGG SO COOLL

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

*he throws one in our direction*

[f4y3w00d5]

*magicking it back at him*

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

*he explodes*

[f4y3w00d5]

*delighted giggling*

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

what were we talking about before the riot?

[f4y3w00d5]

Uhhhhhhhhhhhh i dunno!

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

I don't think it's what we were talking about but what kind of vampire are you?

[f4y3w00d5]

uhhhh im not sure!

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

Can you eat garlic?

[f4y3w00d5]

*nodding* I quite like garlic actually...

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

Ok can you walk in daylight?

[f4y3w00d5]

*nodding happily*

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

So do you have like any of the traditional vampire weaknesses?

[f4y3w00d5]

Weakness to the holy? That could also be like, demonic in origin....

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

fair. So do you get all the vampire powers or just some?

[f4y3w00d5]

uhhhhhh most i think

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

That's good at least. What do you tend to use them for?

[f4y3w00d5]

Mercenary work? Fun? Dunno....

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

what kind of fun?

[f4y3w00d5]

Mostly torture.

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

that sounds fun

[f4y3w00d5]

Yeah, can be!

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

how do you use it for torture anyways?

[f4y3w00d5]

well the mesmerism stuff is easy...humiliation n shit

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

makes sense. Can you use your fangs for torture or would making them bleed a different way be just as effective?

[f4y3w00d5]

any way is just as effective!

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

I figured. *the fire starts dying down*

[f4y3w00d5]

*pouting*

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

Well what should we do instead of watching this?

[f4y3w00d5]

...torture?

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

Sure. Who are we torturing?

[f4y3w00d5]

Uhhhh ive got a basement full of options

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

well let's go there and pick

[f4y3w00d5]

*teleporting*

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

*looking around*

[f4y3w00d5]

*we're in a dungeon surrounded by people of all genders and races chained to the walls*

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

*trying to pick one*

[f4y3w00d5]

Hello. Do you have any rocks?

-@eldritch-cannibal-wizard

..........

*holds out a handful of rocks*

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

do you like being a mercenary?

[f4y3w00d5]

*slight shrugs*

Well, yeah.

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

put more thought into the free will thing?

[f4y3w00d5]

Eh, dunno.

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

What do you need done that you don't like doing or can't do? There's gotta be at least 1 thing

[f4y3w00d5]

...uhhhh cooking?

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

I can do that

[f4y3w00d5]

Oooo really??? What do you cook???

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

mostly pasta

[f4y3w00d5]

*gasps*

i LOVE pasta!!

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

well it's a good thing that's the only thing I can cook

[f4y3w00d5]

*happy nods*

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

*points to the streets* hey look a riot

[f4y3w00d5]

*gasp* FUNNN!!!

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

*points to a guy* holy shit that guy made grenades

[f4y3w00d5]

OMGG SO COOLL

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

*he throws one in our direction*

[f4y3w00d5]

*magicking it back at him*

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

*he explodes*

[f4y3w00d5]

*delighted giggling*

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

what were we talking about before the riot?

[f4y3w00d5]

Uhhhhhhhhhhhh i dunno!

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

I don't think it's what we were talking about but what kind of vampire are you?

[f4y3w00d5]

uhhhh im not sure!

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

Can you eat garlic?

[f4y3w00d5]

*nodding* I quite like garlic actually...

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

Ok can you walk in daylight?

[f4y3w00d5]

*nodding happily*

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

So do you have like any of the traditional vampire weaknesses?

[f4y3w00d5]

Weakness to the holy? That could also be like, demonic in origin....

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

fair. So do you get all the vampire powers or just some?

[f4y3w00d5]

uhhhhhh most i think

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

That's good at least. What do you tend to use them for?

[f4y3w00d5]

Mercenary work? Fun? Dunno....

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

what kind of fun?

[f4y3w00d5]

Mostly torture.

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

that sounds fun

[f4y3w00d5]

Yeah, can be!

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

how do you use it for torture anyways?

[f4y3w00d5]

well the mesmerism stuff is easy...humiliation n shit

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

makes sense. Can you use your fangs for torture or would making them bleed a different way be just as effective?

[f4y3w00d5]

any way is just as effective!

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

I figured. *the fire starts dying down*

[f4y3w00d5]

*pouting*

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

Well what should we do instead of watching this?

[f4y3w00d5]

...torture?

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

Sure. Who are we torturing?

[f4y3w00d5]

Uhhhh ive got a basement full of options

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

well let's go there and pick

[f4y3w00d5]

*teleporting*

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

*looking around*

[f4y3w00d5]

Hello. Do you have any rocks?

-@eldritch-cannibal-wizard

..........

*holds out a handful of rocks*

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

do you like being a mercenary?

[f4y3w00d5]

*slight shrugs*

Well, yeah.

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

put more thought into the free will thing?

[f4y3w00d5]

Eh, dunno.

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

What do you need done that you don't like doing or can't do? There's gotta be at least 1 thing

[f4y3w00d5]

...uhhhh cooking?

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

I can do that

[f4y3w00d5]

Oooo really??? What do you cook???

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

mostly pasta

[f4y3w00d5]

*gasps*

i LOVE pasta!!

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

well it's a good thing that's the only thing I can cook

[f4y3w00d5]

*happy nods*

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

*points to the streets* hey look a riot

[f4y3w00d5]

*gasp* FUNNN!!!

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

*points to a guy* holy shit that guy made grenades

[f4y3w00d5]

OMGG SO COOLL

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

*he throws one in our direction*

[f4y3w00d5]

*magicking it back at him*

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

*he explodes*

[f4y3w00d5]

*delighted giggling*

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

what were we talking about before the riot?

[f4y3w00d5]

Uhhhhhhhhhhhh i dunno!

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

I don't think it's what we were talking about but what kind of vampire are you?

[f4y3w00d5]

uhhhh im not sure!

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

Can you eat garlic?

[f4y3w00d5]

*nodding* I quite like garlic actually...

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

Ok can you walk in daylight?

[f4y3w00d5]

*nodding happily*

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

So do you have like any of the traditional vampire weaknesses?

[f4y3w00d5]

Weakness to the holy? That could also be like, demonic in origin....

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

fair. So do you get all the vampire powers or just some?

[f4y3w00d5]

uhhhhhh most i think

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

That's good at least. What do you tend to use them for?

[f4y3w00d5]

Mercenary work? Fun? Dunno....

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

what kind of fun?

[f4y3w00d5]

Mostly torture.

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

that sounds fun

[f4y3w00d5]

Yeah, can be!

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

how do you use it for torture anyways?

[f4y3w00d5]

well the mesmerism stuff is easy...humiliation n shit

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

makes sense. Can you use your fangs for torture or would making them bleed a different way be just as effective?

[f4y3w00d5]

any way is just as effective!

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

I figured. *the fire starts dying down*

[f4y3w00d5]

*pouting*

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

Well what should we do instead of watching this?

[f4y3w00d5]

...torture?

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

Sure. Who are we torturing?

[f4y3w00d5]

Uhhhh ive got a basement full of options

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

well let's go there and pick

[f4y3w00d5]

Hello. Do you have any rocks?

-@eldritch-cannibal-wizard

..........

*holds out a handful of rocks*

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

do you like being a mercenary?

[f4y3w00d5]

*slight shrugs*

Well, yeah.

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

put more thought into the free will thing?

[f4y3w00d5]

Eh, dunno.

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

What do you need done that you don't like doing or can't do? There's gotta be at least 1 thing

[f4y3w00d5]

...uhhhh cooking?

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

I can do that

[f4y3w00d5]

Oooo really??? What do you cook???

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

mostly pasta

[f4y3w00d5]

*gasps*

i LOVE pasta!!

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

well it's a good thing that's the only thing I can cook

[f4y3w00d5]

*happy nods*

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

*points to the streets* hey look a riot

[f4y3w00d5]

*gasp* FUNNN!!!

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

*points to a guy* holy shit that guy made grenades

[f4y3w00d5]

OMGG SO COOLL

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

*he throws one in our direction*

[f4y3w00d5]

*magicking it back at him*

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

*he explodes*

[f4y3w00d5]

*delighted giggling*

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

what were we talking about before the riot?

[f4y3w00d5]

Uhhhhhhhhhhhh i dunno!

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

I don't think it's what we were talking about but what kind of vampire are you?

[f4y3w00d5]

uhhhh im not sure!

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

Can you eat garlic?

[f4y3w00d5]

*nodding* I quite like garlic actually...

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

Ok can you walk in daylight?

[f4y3w00d5]

*nodding happily*

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

So do you have like any of the traditional vampire weaknesses?

[f4y3w00d5]

Weakness to the holy? That could also be like, demonic in origin....

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

fair. So do you get all the vampire powers or just some?

[f4y3w00d5]

uhhhhhh most i think

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

That's good at least. What do you tend to use them for?

[f4y3w00d5]

Mercenary work? Fun? Dunno....

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

what kind of fun?

[f4y3w00d5]

Mostly torture.

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

that sounds fun

[f4y3w00d5]

Yeah, can be!

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

how do you use it for torture anyways?

[f4y3w00d5]

well the mesmerism stuff is easy...humiliation n shit

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

makes sense. Can you use your fangs for torture or would making them bleed a different way be just as effective?

[f4y3w00d5]

any way is just as effective!

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

I figured. *the fire starts dying down*

[f4y3w00d5]

*pouting*

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

Well what should we do instead of watching this?

[f4y3w00d5]

...torture?

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

Sure. Who are we torturing?

[f4y3w00d5]

Hello. Do you have any rocks?

-@eldritch-cannibal-wizard

..........

*holds out a handful of rocks*

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

do you like being a mercenary?

[f4y3w00d5]

*slight shrugs*

Well, yeah.

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

put more thought into the free will thing?

[f4y3w00d5]

Eh, dunno.

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

What do you need done that you don't like doing or can't do? There's gotta be at least 1 thing

[f4y3w00d5]

...uhhhh cooking?

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

I can do that

[f4y3w00d5]

Oooo really??? What do you cook???

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

mostly pasta

[f4y3w00d5]

*gasps*

i LOVE pasta!!

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

well it's a good thing that's the only thing I can cook

[f4y3w00d5]

*happy nods*

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

*points to the streets* hey look a riot

[f4y3w00d5]

*gasp* FUNNN!!!

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

*points to a guy* holy shit that guy made grenades

[f4y3w00d5]

OMGG SO COOLL

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

*he throws one in our direction*

[f4y3w00d5]

*magicking it back at him*

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

*he explodes*

[f4y3w00d5]

*delighted giggling*

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

what were we talking about before the riot?

[f4y3w00d5]

Uhhhhhhhhhhhh i dunno!

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

I don't think it's what we were talking about but what kind of vampire are you?

[f4y3w00d5]

uhhhh im not sure!

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

Can you eat garlic?

[f4y3w00d5]

*nodding* I quite like garlic actually...

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

Ok can you walk in daylight?

[f4y3w00d5]

*nodding happily*

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

So do you have like any of the traditional vampire weaknesses?

[f4y3w00d5]

Weakness to the holy? That could also be like, demonic in origin....

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

fair. So do you get all the vampire powers or just some?

[f4y3w00d5]

uhhhhhh most i think

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

That's good at least. What do you tend to use them for?

[f4y3w00d5]

Mercenary work? Fun? Dunno....

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

what kind of fun?

[f4y3w00d5]

Mostly torture.

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

that sounds fun

[f4y3w00d5]

Yeah, can be!

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

how do you use it for torture anyways?

[f4y3w00d5]

well the mesmerism stuff is easy...humiliation n shit

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

makes sense. Can you use your fangs for torture or would making them bleed a different way be just as effective?

[f4y3w00d5]

any way is just as effective!

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

I figured. *the fire starts dying down*

[f4y3w00d5]

*pouting*

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

Well what should we do instead of watching this?

[f4y3w00d5]

Hello. Do you have any rocks?

-@eldritch-cannibal-wizard

..........

*holds out a handful of rocks*

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

do you like being a mercenary?

[f4y3w00d5]

*slight shrugs*

Well, yeah.

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

put more thought into the free will thing?

[f4y3w00d5]

Eh, dunno.

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

What do you need done that you don't like doing or can't do? There's gotta be at least 1 thing

[f4y3w00d5]

...uhhhh cooking?

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

I can do that

[f4y3w00d5]

Oooo really??? What do you cook???

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

mostly pasta

[f4y3w00d5]

*gasps*

i LOVE pasta!!

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

well it's a good thing that's the only thing I can cook

[f4y3w00d5]

*happy nods*

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

*points to the streets* hey look a riot

[f4y3w00d5]

*gasp* FUNNN!!!

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

*points to a guy* holy shit that guy made grenades

[f4y3w00d5]

OMGG SO COOLL

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

*he throws one in our direction*

[f4y3w00d5]

*magicking it back at him*

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

*he explodes*

[f4y3w00d5]

*delighted giggling*

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

what were we talking about before the riot?

[f4y3w00d5]

Uhhhhhhhhhhhh i dunno!

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

I don't think it's what we were talking about but what kind of vampire are you?

[f4y3w00d5]

uhhhh im not sure!

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

Can you eat garlic?

[f4y3w00d5]

*nodding* I quite like garlic actually...

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

Ok can you walk in daylight?

[f4y3w00d5]

*nodding happily*

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

So do you have like any of the traditional vampire weaknesses?

[f4y3w00d5]

Weakness to the holy? That could also be like, demonic in origin....

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

fair. So do you get all the vampire powers or just some?

[f4y3w00d5]

uhhhhhh most i think

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

That's good at least. What do you tend to use them for?

[f4y3w00d5]

Mercenary work? Fun? Dunno....

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

what kind of fun?

[f4y3w00d5]

Mostly torture.

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

that sounds fun

[f4y3w00d5]

Yeah, can be!

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

how do you use it for torture anyways?

[f4y3w00d5]

well the mesmerism stuff is easy...humiliation n shit

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

makes sense. Can you use your fangs for torture or would making them bleed a different way be just as effective?

[f4y3w00d5]

any way is just as effective!

[eldritch-cannibal-wizard]

I figured. *the fire starts dying down*