Summary: Liar liar carapace on fire! Grace has known his friend Rocky for years, and thought he knew his friend inside and out. When Adrian lets slip a very interesting detail about their partner that Grace had previously thought false, he spends the next few moments getting well deserved payback. Â
Dynamics: SFW, Grace POV, Lee!Rocky, Ler!Adrian, Ler!Grace (Finally, I know. Butttttttt there is a bit of lee grace at the beginning but it's short!!! I just needed to tickle this guy a bit more apparently lol)Â
A/N: this a request from @drgon-wings and also heavily inspired by this post from @the-sharknado. Hope you guys like this! also again, I headcanon that eridians use they/them, so thus that's what Adrian refers to Rocky as, but grace uses he/him for rocky bc that's just what he's used to.
A beep on my laptop pulls my focus away from the paper Iâm writing. Low battery. Time to charge up.Â
I glance at my watchâand gosh, is that the time?Â
Iâve been working on this paper for a few hours now without even realizing it. In a few moments Iâll have to pack up to go to my meeting with Ted.Â
Iâve been teaching my first batch of Eridian students for a little over a month now. I really missed teaching, and I think of my human students often, wondering if theyâre doing okay in the midst of the astrophage crisis. I really hope they are.Â
Interacting with the goofballs that are my 30 Eridian students helps dull that ache a bit, though. Every day brings something new and exciting when working with these krazy kids. So in short, itâs been great.Â
Yet Ted, one of the members of the adolescent education board, has requested a meeting to check in and see how things are going. Apparently, my quick notes of âgoing good, no complaintsâ don't cut it. They want a full in depth discussion. Lucky me.Â
I like Ted, I really do. They clearly have a passion for this thing like I do⊠but they also really like to talk. Like a lot. You know those conversations that you try multiple times to end politely while slowly making your way toward the door, but the other person will add another question or comment that drags you back into it? Yeah, thatâs Tedâs bread and butter.Â
I glance at my watch again and drum my fingers on the table. Surely I can work for just a bit longerâŠ
I turn back to my paper. Funnily enough, it actually is about Eridian adolescent development, so maybe talking to Ted could be helpful. Fill in some of the gaps.
Iâm learning a lot about how Eridian children compare to human children from my studentsâand from my chats with Rockyâs old geology professor, who Iâve gotten quite close to. They never miss a chance to gush about their many grandchildren and tell stories of raising their 15 (oh, my god!) kids. I even got to meet a few of their infant grandchildren as well, and let's just say that was a very memorable day. The biologist in me was very enthralled to see what differences there are between adults and infants, while the paternal part of me was internally squealing at the little tiny babies crawling all over my lap.Â
Seriously, they're so cute I think I felt my non-existent womb clench.Â
Iâm in the middle of a paragraph describing how the music-like speech develops in kids when my door bangs open, making me jump in my chair and almost knock over my vitamin shake.Â
âGeez louise!â I say to myself. I know I keep my door unlocked, but most Eridians have the decency to at least knock first. Thereâs only one Eridian I know who lacks those mannersâŠ
âGrace!â Rocky shouts from my doorway. âMe and Adrian are here! Get off your ass, itâs time to go!âÂ
âYeah, just give me a second, Rocky,â I call back, my eyes falling to my laptop again as the two of them make their way over to me.
Just gotta finish this paragraph.Â
âHello Grace,â Adrian says warmly, standing beside me. âWe have to leave now, so we wonât be late.âÂ
âUh-huh, yep...â I say, clearly distracted. My fingers still clack away at the keyboard and my eyes are glued to the screen. âIâm alllllmost doneâŠâÂ
Rocky shuffles over to my other side. âGrace. It's time. To. Go.â He emphasizes each word with a hard poke to my side.Â
I huff a laugh and use one of my hands to shield that side, leaning as far away from him as I can with one hand still typing away.Â
âOkay okay, I hear you,â I say. âWhy do you even want to go to this meeting anyway? I thought you found Ted, quote, âstuffyâ and âannoying.ââ
âMmm, I do,â Rocky hums. âIâm going so I can inevitably save you from getting talked to death. Youâre welcome.â He reaches around and jabs at my unprotected other side.Â
I feel a smile creeping onto my face without permission, and do an involuntary wiggle in my chair. At this point in our friendship, Rocky knows exactly what buttons to push, and loves pushing âem.Â
âYou're so kind,â I say as dryly as I can with a silly smile plastered on my face. âI swear Iâm almost done, just let me finish this paragraph.âÂ
Rocky chirps a short laugh. âYou say that often, my friend, and rarely do you mean it.â He hovers his hand threateningly over my side again.Â
âYeah, well, this time I do mean it,â I say, my fingers trying to type out the last few words while I eye Rockyâs grabby hand. âAnd poke me all you want, Iâm just gonna ignore you.âÂ
Rocky trills an amused chord at that. âI donât believe you can. You're the most ticklish human ever, remember?â He does a rougher squeeze to both of my sides to prove his point.Â
And gosh darn it, I wish I could say that wasnât true. He's never even met another human, and yet, as I let out a loud, snorty laugh, I canât help but fear he's right. Iâve always been embarrassingly more sensitive than the Average Joe, and granted, itâs impossible to compare me to literally all of humanity⊠but Rocky is probably not that far off.Â
âOkay fine. You win, you menace,â I huff lightheartedly, shutting the lid of my laptop and turning to stand up. âYou know, if Eridians were ticklish youâd be dead meat. Iâve got years of vengeance that needs wreaking.âÂ
I start to head to the door when Adrian lets out one of their elegant musical laughs and says, âwho told you Eridians arenât?âÂ
I whip around so fast I almost trip.Â
âUhâRocky did. Multiple times,â I say and point to my friend, whoâs gone suspiciously quiet. He's holding his two front hands and fidgeting in place, something he does when heâs nervousâoh, heâs definitely hiding something.Â
ââŠYeah, we talked a lot about Eridian senses on the way back to Erid,â I continue after a beat. I wrote a whole paper about the topic, actually. Eridians have receptors all over their shells that process sound waves and vibrationsâthatâs how they âseeâ with their echolocationâbut they do have receptors that process touch too. âRocky said while you can feel touch sensations, you donât feel sensations like tickling,â I finish.
âUm,â Rocky says. He fidgets more.Â
Adrian laughs again. They sound very amused when they say, âThey definitely lied to you, Grace.âÂ
âWhat?!â I shout at the same time Rocky cries, âAdrian!â
I turn and point an accusing finger at Rocky, like a child, but I donât care. This is an egregious wrongdoing. âYou lied to me?!âÂ
âDidnât lie! Iâumâ! It just never came up!â Rocky stammers, and shifts back and forth on his legs in the most damning display ever.Â
âIt most certainly did come up, you lying liar fibber!â
Adrian starts laughing in earnest now. âI think it was a lie of self-preservation. Rocky is one of the most ticklish people I know. Itâs a little funny and ironic that they use the same title for you, Grace.âÂ
âUgh! Adrian, stop talking!â Rocky says in a tone thatâs bordering on a whine.Â
This changes everything. Eridians can be ticklishâRocky is ticklish. Oh, the game is so on!Â
âI canât believe you kept this from me!â I say, failing to sound nearly as offended as Iâd intended. Iâm just too excited, and a smile worms its way onto my face. Rocky, however, looks as mortified as a being with no face can manage.Â
I reach my hands towards him, eager to get revenge after years of torment. To my absolute delight, Rocky actually shies away from me, taking a few steps back and lowering his carapace protectively behind his limbs. Thatâs never happened before.Â
âTell me how I can tickle you,â I say, and try to reach for him again but he swats my hands away. Â
âNo! Stay back, leaky blob!âÂ
âCâmonnnnâ I sing playfully and try another angle, but Rocky actually grabs my probing hands this time. I try to tug free, but itâs no use. My strength will never match up to an Eridians.Â
Luckily, fate is on my side today.Â
Adrian moves over to where me and Rocky are locked in a stalemate. âEridians donât feel tickling through the touch receptors, like humans do,â they say, and sneak one of their own hands in to knock roughly against the side of Rockyâs carapace.Â
Rocky legitimately squeaks, which is hilarious, and drops my hands to wiggle away.Â
Ohhh. I get it now! Eridians feel tickles through vibrations, which are processed through the other receptors in their shellâthe ones used to interpret soundwaves into their sonar vision. Knockingâand probably other forms of direct vibrations on their carapaceâoverloads those sensors to inflict laughter and panic, like touch would do for a human.Â
I laugh triumphantly. Hope you enjoyed that high horse buddy, because you're getting knocked (Ha!) off it today.Â
Rocky has his two front arms held in front of him now, ready to defend against another tickly attack. Hmm. That is a problem. He might be ticklish, but Rocky is still way stronger than me. Time to get creative.Â
I take a step forward and cross my arms, assuming the most serious pose I can manage. âLet me tickle you for thirty seconds, with no interruptions. No grabbing my arms or running away, you just have to sit there.âÂ
âWhat? No way!â Rocky says and takes a step back.Â
I follow him, taking another step forward, and canât help my grin this time either. âYes way! Itâs only fair. Youâve had years of tickling the snot out of me, and itâs time for your comeuppance.âÂ
âIt seems a fair deal, my love,â Adrian joins in with a teasing lilt to their words. âThirty seconds compared to literal years is nothing. Unless⊠you're too sensitive to handle it?âÂ
Rocky nervously bobs his carapace back and forth, clearly debating whether to rise to the oh-so-obvious bait.
He eventually stops bobbing and holds his carapace tall, confident. Stubborn.
âFine,â Rocky says. âGo ahead. I can take itâunlike you, Grace.âÂ
I grin wolfishly, and donât even bother acknowledging that last jab. Iâve got him right where I want him. Hook, line, sinker.Â
âGreat,â I say in an overly sweet voice. âCâmere.âÂ
For all his confidence just a moment ago, he looks a lot like a lamb being led to slaughter with the way he hesitantly shuffles over to me.Â
Itâs time to put my plan in place. I pull out my stopwatch from my pocket (yes, I just carry one around with me. Iâm a nerd, remember?), and pretend to mess with it. I specifically have it set as a stopwatchâand not a timerâmeaning it will continue to count the seconds from start until I intentionally stop it myself. And I donât intend to.Â
âAlright pal, thirty seconds on the clock,â I say, and wiggle my fingers teasingly at him. âYou ready?â
Rocky actually shuddersâand oh, this is going to be so fun.Â
He's still stubborn though, and stands in front of me with his limbs hunched in a way that looks like he's bracing for impact.Â
I snicker. âRemember, no shoving me awayââ
âYes yes I know,â Rocky interrupts me. âJust go.âÂ
Hah, and who am I to deny his request?Â
I start the stopwatch and get to work. I use my knuckles on one hand to gently knock against the middle of Rocky's carapace. Iâm being gentle on purposeâI want to really rile him up first before striking hard.Â
But even this gentle vibration seems to work, because Rocky hunches lower. Just a fraction lower though, and makes no laughter. Stubborn stubborn stubborn.Â
I knock a bit harder, and one of Rocky's arms makes an aborted move toward me.Â
âAh! No moving!â I say, on the verge of giggles myself. Rocky lets out a high short note that's quickly cut off. Not quite laughter, not quite a real word either.
Ten seconds in, and I start to move around now, seeing what spots are more sensitive so I can get him to crack. This light, teasy, and exploratory tickling is definitely worse for him. I can see him trembling a bit now with the effort to keep his limbs to himself and not grab my hand. Â
Adrian chimes out a chuckle where they stand beside me. âWow, theyâre doing much better than I thought they would.â
I smile and nod at that.Â
âDoes this tickle, Rocky?â I ask, trying to bait him. He doesn't take it, just remains silent while his limbs twitch occasionally with the instinct to swat me away. Fifteen seconds in now.Â
âTry closer to the joints, Grace,â Adrian says, and I move my tickling there, where his arm meets his carapace.Â
âNo helping!â Rocky says, and oops! That seems to break the dam. The stuttery and chirpy notes that make up his giggles start to leak out against his will now.Â
âThere we go!â I laugh. âDoesnât that feel better?â I bring in a second hand now and knock harder on either side of one of his joints. He lets out a sound that can only be described as a honk, and his carapace jerks. Twenty-five seconds.Â
ââ©H-how âȘmuch l-longerâ«?â He asks, undeniably giggling now. He's twitching and squirming in place a lot too, but ultimately stays planted in front of me.Â
I glance at my stopwatch. It shows the count at thirty-two seconds on its digital screen. Digital, meaning that Rocky can't see the numbers with his sonar vision. Perfect.
âJust a couple more seconds pal,â I say with a grin. Maybe it's a bit mean and unfair to go against the rules of this little deal, especially since Rocky is doing a good job upholding his end.Â
âŠBut do you know what else is unfair? Having five arms and the ability to tickle your friend to tears whenever you want. And he does.Â
So no, I don't feel bad. Iâm actually having the time of my life, thank you very much.Â
Time to up the ante and make Rocky really lose his composure. I keep one hand knocking against his carapace and bring my other down to his middle arm joint. Itâs a little strange using this much blunt force on whatâs basically his elbowâsomething that would absolutely hurt a humanâbut for Rocky it only feels intensely ticklish.
 ââȘâ«â©!â he shouts before tumbling into the hardest laughter yet. Hah, geez. The potty mouth on this guy. Guess I canât blame him, this really gets under his skin. He can't keep it together and curls that arm up close to his body.
Adrian and I are freely giggling along with him now, and encouraged by both their reactions I decide to fully throw away my moral compass and embrace being a menace. I leave the arm Rocky has curled protectively against himself alone and switch to another. He immediately curls that one up too. So I bring my other hand into the mix and start knocking against a different arm joint at the same time. He needs at least 3 arms to keep himself balanced, so he's forced to hastily uncurl an arm lest he fall over.Â
So, to be a real jerk, I just keep switching. Every time he protects one arm, I move to another. If he curls that one up too, I split my attention between two different joints, forcing him to uncurl something before he topples over. Before long heâs practically hopping in place, frantically trading one vulnerable arm for another, unable to escape the tickling no matter which way he turns.
ââ©G-graceâ«!â He cries, just barely getting the word out through his laughter. ââȘS-surly â«timeâs upâȘ n-now?âÂ
I glance at the stopwatch. It shows fifty-two seconds.Â
I bite the inside of my cheek, doing my best to make my words sound sincere and not like Iâm lying through my teeth. But itâs hopelessâIâm smiling and laughing through my words too much to keep this ruse going. I give it my best shot anyway.Â
âHah, n-not quite yet, buddy!âÂ
Rockyâs no dummy and doesn't fall for my scheme this time. He can clearly hear the amusement in my voice, undoing my web of lies, and can definitely tell itâs been well over thirty seconds now.
ââŹOh-hoâ©you are such â« a l-liarâȘ!â He shouts and finally uses his strength to wiggle out and away from my grip.Â
I laugh and try to get one last knock in as he retreats but heâs too quick for me. âTakes one to know one!âÂ
Suddenly, in a move I couldnât have predictedâand honestly hadnât plannedâAdrian rushes forward and grabs Rocky before he can fully retreat.Â
Rocky lets out a shriek of genuine surprise. âAdrian?!âÂ
âIâve decided weâre not done with you yet, my love,â Adrian says with a tone infused with honey, if that honey was also full of live bees. Playful and just a little wicked.Â
âYeah!â I laugh and pump my fist into the air while Rocky immediately starts giggling againâmore frantic than Iâve ever heardâand babbles out, âno no no!â with increasing panic as he tries to fend off Adrian.Â
Have I mentioned that Adrian is the best? Thereâs no way I could ever tussle with Rocky the way Adrian is doing now. Rocky and Adrianâs multiple arms interlock as they push and grab at each other with massive strength. The twos back arms skid and scrape against the floor in a powerful back-and-forth before finding purchase and shoving at the other harder. Itâs a little intimidating, actuallyâIâve seen some of my Eridian students playfully wrestle and have even broken up a few real fights, but nothing compares to this: Two fully grown and strong as heck adult Eridians duking it out and trying to get the upper hand over each other.Â
âGet âem, Adrian!â I cheer over the noise. Adrian is cooing a nonsensical little chord at Rockyâpure teasing rather than languageâwhile the two of them wrestle, and they gradually sing it louder so it's heard over Rockyâs rising giggle fit. It seems to fluster him so much that it saps his strength. He's losing.
Eventually Adrian sweeps the legs out from under Rocky, making him topple onto his side and onto the floor. A few more seconds of grappling, and then Adrian finally has him pinned: One of Rockyâs legs trapped under his own body, another two trapped under Adrian where they lie on top of him, and the remaining two caught and held tight in Adrianâs grip.Â
A warm, gooey feeling rushes through me; Adrianâs clearly done this before judging by the way they so thoroughly have Rocky pinned, meaning the two of them have done this silly, goofy play before and often. Itâs just another reminder of how long these two have known and loved each other.Â
God, they're so stinking cute. I love their love.Â
âGrace!â Adrian calls from where they still battle with Rockyâs squirming, breaking me out of my thoughts. âGet the vents!âÂ
âNo no no! Grace please!â Rocky cries out before he dissolves into panicked laughter. And I havenât even touched him yet!Â
âOh, the vents?â I laugh, and start knocking and tapping all over said area. âIs that your tickle spot, Rocky?â
Rocky screeches and erupts into the loudest and most discordant, nonsensical chords I've ever heard him make. I think this is the Eridian equivalent of wild cackling, and it makes me smile along with him knowing we share that particular flavor of silly laughter.Â
âAw Rocky, you're the most ticklish Eridian ever, aren't you?â I tease, my smile a mile wide. Vengeance tastes oh-so-sweet and delicious.Â
ââ©âŹâȘâ«!â Rocky shouts through his laughter, and I snort. That was an expletive. It loosely translates to âF offâ, but is actually more along the lines of âgo take a swimâ. That would probably be pretty offensive to another Eridian, who all famously sink in water, but directed at meâand my buoyant body that's about sixty percent waterâit just doesn't land quite the same.Â
âDarling, that wasn't very nice,â Adrian teases too. They manage to sneak in a free hand and start tapping against Rocky's carapace and joints. Â
More screeching and desperate squirming. This is really driving him up a wall! I truly am having a great time, and I genuinely hope Rocky is too underneath all the laughing and protesting. Itâs sappy, but I really cherish moments like this, where we can be complete goofballs togetherâeven when the laughter is a little⊠encouraged.
That goes for me, too. I know Iâm teasing Rocky about revenge, but⊠I truly donât mind it as much as I make it seem.Â
But that doesnât mean Iâm not also basking in said revenge though, because I totally am.Â
âNot fair! NOT FAIR!â He punches out between his discordant cackles. ââȘY-you SAID â«thirty s-secondsâ©!â
âI did say that,â I nod and grin mischievously. âBut do you remember when you tickled me and made me faceplant off your xenonite ball?â I start rubbing my knuckles over his vents in what is basically the world's most ticklish noogie. Rockyâs whole body jerks and squirms harder in Adrianâs grip, desperately trying to get free from the horribly tickly feeling.Â
ââ«W-wait! âȘ-âŹN-no!âÂ
âYes!â I say, laughing. The energy in the room is vibrant and electric, brimming with a giddy sort of anticipation and fun. Adrian coos more teasey sounds at Rocky over his laughter, Iâve been smiling so much my cheeks ache, and Rocky has gone almost limp now in Adrianâs grasp as he accepts his fate, laughter flowing freely.
âAnd there was the time you tickled me during that meeting!â I add, giving him a particularly harsh tickle on the edge of one of his vent plates. âYou embarrassed me in front of the whole education board!âÂ
He canât even get words out now at the teasing, can only laugh helplessly in Adrianâs grip. He really is extremely ticklishâI wish I knew sooner!Â
But he also can't take much more, so it's time for the big finale.Â
âSoâfor those times and allllllll the others,â I say with as much theatrics I can muster, â...youâre gonna get what's due.âÂ
It's the vibrations that's the trick, yeah? I stop messing with his vents so this trick can shine on its own, and take in a large, dramatic breath. Rocky doesn't know what Iâm up to but can definitely tell Iâm up to something.Â
I press my lips over Rocky's vents andâ
Ppppfffttttbbbbbbb. Blow the biggest raspberry I can.
Rocky belts out another one of those honks before dissolving into hysterical laughter again. Are honks the Eridian version of a snort? Well, whatever it is, it makes Adrian fall into hearty laughter too, and it's all so infectious that I can't help but gasp out punchy giggles of my own.Â
ââŹEW EWâȘ GRACE â«N-NOHOHOâȘ!â Rocky screeches and manages to get an arm free from Adrian while theyâre distracted. He tries to grab at me but I scramble away to his other side where he can't reach me, but still have access to his vents.Â
I grin at him and blow another raspberry. Then another. Then one more because Iâm a jerk. He gives the same wonderfully indignant screech every single time, each one followed by another fit of helpless laughter.
I donât think Iâve ever seen Rocky this flustered before. Of the two of us, he's the one thatâs better at keeping his cool, so seeing him like this? No longer this pillar of stubbornness and clever retorts, but instead lost in peals of uproarious laughter? It makes me feel a bit smug, actually. Thereâs nothing more satisfying than making your usually level-headed friend completely unravel.Â
But I also donât want to accidentally kill him. With one final tap to a vent plate I take my hands away and motion for Adrian to do the same.Â
âHah, alright pal, weâre done for real this time,â I say with a smile on my face as I watch Rocky slump over on his sideâan awkward position for an Eridian, but I donât think he cares right now.Â
Adrian coos a soothing, pitying note and tries to give Rocky a gentle caress, but he weakly slaps their hand away. Adrian giggles. âI suppose thatâs fair.âÂ
âYou okay, bud?â I say with a smile.Â
â...Iâm going to put you on a ship back to Earth myselfâŠâ Rocky replies weakly.Â
Oh is that how it is? I feign reaching for him again and smirk when Rocky squeaks and flinches back.Â
That's what I thought. Â
âYouâre definitely late to your meeting with Ted now,â Adrian says to me and tilts their carapace in their version of a smile.Â
Oh, I for sure am, but I just can't bring myself to be upset about that.Â
âThatâs okay,â I say. âThis was so totally worth it.â