eldritch-offical

Just abunch of eldritch Deities playing around

[you-need-not-apply]

Reblog this post to ask mutuals to tell you their weirdest theory about u

EDIT: Fair warning this post is cursed and predictions are 7/10 times correct, play at own risk

[stay-chill-vibes]

REBLOG IF YOU ARE HELLA BORED AND WOULDN’T MIND SOME CURIOUS ANONS.

[da-police-offical]

👍

[eldritch-offical]

do you think that your alone?

Dont fear. You are never alone when I am here.

[eldritch-offical]

1 l0v3 muz1c s0 much, 1tz s0m3 0f th3 g00d th1ngz y0u m0rt4lz h4v3 m4d3.

i love music so much, its some of the good things you mortals have made.

[drumsticks-offical]

Furry art keeps coming on my my dashboard huh when have I ever been associated with furries

[herobrine-offical]

Its a sign.

[drumsticks-offical]

Herobrine what does that mean

[eldritch-offical]

s00n...

[watashiwagarydesu-offical]

being a offical is tuff. u gotta have some unhinged unfunny humor.

[eldritch-offical]

i shall never tell. goodbye

okay???? Are you in the discord chat thing a bob???? WHO ARE U????

[eldritch-offical]

OH ITS YOU!!!! Evil saxophone

[raytorosnumber1fan]

SAXOPHONES ARE THE BEST

[eldritch-offical]

evil

[eldritch-offical]

WHATS GOOD TWINK IT IS I THE ONE WHO WAS TOURMENTING YOUUUU :DDD

I AINT NO TWINK!

[eldritch-offical]

i shall never tell. goodbye

okay???? Are you in the discord chat thing a bob???? WHO ARE U????

[eldritch-offical]

OH ITS YOU!!!! Evil saxophone

[eldritch-offical]

i shall never tell. goodbye

okay???? Are you in the discord chat thing a bob???? WHO ARE U????

[eldritch-offical]

obviously im a band kid

indeed I knew that. Pretty oblivious. Anyways what section? I need to know my information

[eldritch-offical]

why would i tell you who i am? all you need to know is i would never be a lizard person

first off, if i may ask, do you go to my school? I understand you could never be a lizard person, that is reserved for the percussionist in my schools concert band. I like being a lizard person tho.

[eldritch-offical]

imagine being a band kid… you lizard person

how did you know- WHO IS THIS????

[eldritch-offical]

♓︎❼︎♎︎ ❒︎♋︎⧫︎♒︎♏︎❒︎ ♒︎♋︎❖︎♏︎ ❍︎⍓︎ ♏︎●︎♎︎❒︎♓︎⧫︎♍︎♒︎ ⬧︎◻︎♏︎♋︎🙵 ♑︎♏︎⧫︎ ⧫︎❒︎♋︎■︎⬧︎●︎♋︎⧫︎♏︎♎︎ ⧫︎♒︎♏︎■︎ ⧫︎♒︎♏︎ 🙰□︎🙵♏︎ ♋︎♍︎♍︎♏︎■︎⧫︎ ⍓︎□︎◆︎ ♒︎♋︎❖︎♏︎ ♎︎□︎ ⍓︎□︎◆︎ ❒︎♏︎♋︎●︎●︎⍓︎ ⧫︎♒︎♓︎■︎🙵 ♋︎ ♒︎◆︎❍︎♋︎■︎ ♓︎⬧︎ ♑︎□︎♓︎■︎♑︎ ⧫︎□︎ ⧫︎♋︎🙵♏︎ ⍓︎□︎◆︎ ⬧︎♏︎❒︎♓︎□︎◆︎⬧︎●︎⍓︎ ⬥︎♒︎♓︎●︎♏︎ ⧫︎♋︎●︎🙵♓︎■︎♑︎ ●︎♓︎🙵♏︎ ⧫︎♒︎♋︎⧫︎✍︎

(Translation: i’d rather have my eldritch speak get translated then the joke accent you have do you really think a human is going to take you seriously while talking like that?)

@eldritch-entity-official

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translation : Oh? Im sorry for speaking in that manor then. I shall switch to this if it makes me seem more

[dogpuppy]

[carb0n-m0n0xide]

Rb if you are in the officialverse

[eldritch-offical]

y0ur m0rt4l curz3z h4v3 n0 4ff3ct 0n m3-

(your mortal curses have no affect on me)