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pterribledinosaurdrawings

Let's make a dinosaur!

I will draw one with proportions as close to the results as I can.

Tail

Torso

Neck

Head

Arms?

Legs

Claws

Teeth

Spikes?

Fancy head crest?

Voting ended onFeb 23, 2023

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#we got 3% head and 27% crest

I'm starting to think I may have messed up by including the word "fancy", and thus making the crest option more appealing. Oh well. Polls can't be edited once they're posted, so it will be shaped however it will be shaped.

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Why are there so many people in the notes going "I hope someone draws this"? OF COURSE I'm going to draw it, that's the whole point! Look at this blog! You really think I won't draw a dinosaur? I will draw the wretched beast after the poll closes next week and I have the final results.

"where are the horns?" "no thagomizer?" There's a limit of 10 options when you make a poll here, so both of those would fit under the spikes category.

"what about boobs?" Boobs are mammal nonsense, we're making a reptile.

"where's vanilla extract?" listen. I will make a pinhole camera out of your skull.

"I voted torso" Thank you, thank you, good!!! More torso please!

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The votes are in! I have put them in a pie chart to help visualize them better.

I put a question mark next to the things I considered optional, but I think that might have made them more appealing, just like the word "fancy". (Yes arms are at least mostly optional, look at carnotaurus! That guy can't be more than 1% arm.)

Here he is:

I think this one actually slightly under represents the teeth. They all died tragically young from not being able to eat enough, and also perhaps from the gruesome jaw infections that come of being 10% teeth and only 8% head. I'm not a biologist, I'm just an alterations tailor/dinosaur cartoonist, but I figure that's probably pretty bad.

Also, yes I see the comments saying it must be a pterosaur, what with the big crest and the more arm than leg, but I don't think pterosaur crests are very fancy. As far as I'm aware they're relatively plain big cones, and wouldn't have space to put spikes on, so I figured a good Fancy head crest would be Ceratopsian But More.

Here's a little tourist dinosaur taking pictures of it in a museum.

I did some pencil sketches first and have put them up on patreon.

carpe-mamilia

#got this post up later than intended but I had many chores to attend to #such as eating lunch and forgetting cups of tea and leaning over the baby gate to tell my roommates dog he's a terrible stinky criminal

What was his crime? 😮

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Licking all the food particles off of the dishes that were left on top of furnitures. Also crunching up a small plastic container and putting many tooth marks in it. Plus his usual crime of licking his feet even though it's bad for him and will just make them more itchy and sore.