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sorry this was going to be a tags addition because I only get to use my coated pantone swatchbook like 6 times a year when i have a new enamel pin to design, but...

METALLIC GOLD PANTIES ????

purlturtle

mayfay

soaked-doors

“no one is born in this world to be alone!”

#one piece #SCREAMING this is so beautiful #enies lobby is peak fiction and this art gorgeously captures so many highlights #in a lowkey 'if you know you know' way; like it's thoughtful and curated without being overly spoilery #stuff like their new abilities and the flag in the corner #very good love this so much

corvidcall

to anyone in the areas impacted by the wildfire smoke, my #1 biggest piece of advice as someone whos been dealing with wildfire smoke in the NW united states for years, is build yourself a Corsi-Rosenthal Cube

they perform as well as expensive HEPA air cleaners, and are comparatively VERY inexpensive. all you need is a box fan, 4 air filters, a piece of cardboard, and some duct tape!!!!

i think it took us maybe a half hour to put ours together, if that, and we replace the filters every 3 months. it's really made a HUGE difference, both when the air quality is bad, but also with our allergies

o0fyuu0o

Saw these easy to read instructions on Twitter. Stay safe 💚

tinyyellowflowers-blog

Great time to start pricing this out by the way, fire season starts… on the summer solstice this year, that’s fun. Signs point to it being a doozy.

creekfiend

I'm so glad that that truncated fucking ran-into-a-wall-at-speed tadpole-ass looking squirrel only lives in high altitude forests in Borneo bc this means I am extremely unlikely to encounter one in my day to day life. thank god

tuftedpygmysquirrel

Hello.

creekfiend

DID YOU MAKE THIS BLOG SIMPLY TO TORMENT ME

tuftedpygmysquirrel

I can go upside down.

creekfiend

WHERE IS THE REST OF YOU

fangorn-forest

summer sufferers poll: would you rather have…

the ability to repel all bugs so they can’t touch/bite/sting you

the ability to always be at a comfortable temperature while outside

no chafing ever again

Remaining time: 5 days 16 hours

lastoneout

The bugs one bcs I'm immune compromised and bugs carry diseases 👍

#repel all bugs in a heart beat i didn't even read the rest before i clicked #one time i got 53 mosquito bites over two nights (I COUNTED!!!) and my dad was bitten maybe one (1) time #i'm also allergic so they swell like a motherfucker if i itch them before they're 'done' the initial swelling #another camping trip i was bitten like 30 times already and a lady in the washroom asked me why i was in 2 layers #she was in a tank top and shorts and said that mosquitos haven't bothered her at all. she actually didn't know there were any #mosquito repellent forever would mean i get to go out in shorts and tshirt to be less hot AND also save me money #and potentially save me from cancer bc i have desperately resorted to harsher things that kill them if they touch me #rahh i hate mosquitos

victusinveritas

#'and what of MY coat' is so cute and funny #peace and love on planet earth

pekingopera

Mongolia via PallasDav

pekingopera

PallasDav

gorbling

Im enjoying the longevity of tumblrs recontextualization style of humor. a seemingly innocuous post followed by like "posts that a gnome would make" or like "are you a phone"

gorbling

hapalopus

More from the notes:

vexwerewolf

I love this post

karifaevt

The horse thinks as it scratches an itch

#fave

aropride

putting this under the cut so you all have the same emotional experience i just did

#derek's always right and i love the way he writes #i guessed the wrong character BUT i assumed the topic was about Matty Matheson's body type and how well styled he is #i keep seeing people say 'being fit is the fit' and it's true to an extent that finding fitting clothes is easier for certain body types #if someone feels more confident and better in their clothes after they worked out and lost weight; like cool! love that for them!#but having good taste in clothes and knowledge about what works for you matters so much #guys like Andrew Tate can be fit as hell and have ATROCIOUS taste in clothes. his clothes are tight and bursting; looks stupid af #macho brain rotted guys like that look bad because the clothes don't fit. the material isn't flattering. that goes for all body types #'pooh bear would have a silhouette if he put the honey pot down and hit the gym'. everyone has a silhouette; not everyone is stylish #look at Matty Matheson; he's a fat guy and SO stylish. great colour coordination and cuts and a personal style that he clearly enjoys #he is making intentional choices about colours; the length of his pant inseams; the boxy-ness of his silhouette;#to work with 50/50 proportioned outfits that really flatter him! instead of the thirds rules that tend to be flattering on thinner people #and these aren't hard and fast rules right; they're just guidelines to get people started on learning to style themselves #and telling someone that they're too fat to start being stylish isn't helpful or based in reality #Matty Matheson has more style in his pinky than fit people blindly following fast fashion trends #rantseur

aoirie

did that one tomodachi life trend with law!! 🫶

tieflingkisser

npdclaraoswald

A doll youtuber I watch has made a video about the history of Polly Pocket, and she's describing the plots of the dvd specials, one of which features an elderly woman named Ms. Throckmorton, and my reaction was

nyctoheart

these tags are so funnyyyy

sonypraystation

white people have the sauce sometimes and dont even know it

sonypraystation

i just saw a youtube short of brandon sanderson on a podcast. the whole time hes talking hes doing book signings. what a flex. so many bitches on my dick i gotta multitask

if-i-was-a-wyrm

brandon sanderson is actually just built different. once on a podcast with patrick rothfuss they were talking about tools to write better and he said "i try to limit myself to 8 hours of writing per day." he took time off of writing during the first year of covid and accidentally wrote four unplanned books. he teaches a class at byu. his wife has a codeword to get him to stop writing in his head because at any given moment you might think he's doing something normal but no he's also writing another novel. stephen king said he's insane

gryfndorgodess

via queenofattolia: #stephen king said he's insane: most damning sentence ever written

#brandon sanderson #he's not normal haha; extremely productive and prolific #his website as a 'progress' meter for DIFFERENT SERIES he's working on #rantseur #i'm a fan of Sanderson and not everyone enjoys his prose; but my major criticism of Sanderson is #that i wish he allowed female friendships and relationships to last longer than a single book span. the girlies keep breaking up #spoilers #in Stormlight Archive there is a group of men who become an incredibly tight brotherhood built up over several books; love them #but the girlies keep breaking up; betraying each other; dying; AND/OR competitively side eye each other for some reason #there's a daughter and mother who just 'don't get along' and by book 4 they STILL hardly speak or like each other 'for some reason'#i haven't read Stormlight 5 bc based on this pattern I guessed what would happen to the two magic-science ladies in Stormlight 4 #and i hated to be right about them AND the sisters who disliked each other 'for some reason' got development after one is already dead #individually they're great stories; but NONE of them are given long time investment and series-spanning build up like Bridge Four bros #the magic science ladies are the star crossed platonic soulmates that rewired my brain; to be clear; i love that plot its special to me #but the tragedy of that one would hit different if there were other great stories of sisterhood that actually endured #idk if his recent books change this; but sisterhood and women-for-women plots are a blindspot that no one talks about

escuerzoresucitado

typhus-andronicus

slorty

The fact that this is completely incomprehensible to me makes it funnier than if I could understand it

silver-tongues-blog

skill issue. i understand it completely

#millenial posting

teaboot

“Why are you scared of dating” I’m not scared of dating, I just haven’t found anyone’s company to be more enjoyable than my own. And also I don’t care

justlightmeonfire

I just don't want anyone to steal my very cursed amulet

teaboot

Also the amulet

whimsicalmayhem

Is that you talking? Or the amulet? Are you SURE a new hand doesn't want to touch the beacon?

teaboot

The amulet and I are not currently looking for a third

#sometimes you never quite get over the break up with your cursed jewellery (letting it fall into the mouth of an active volcano)#you also find out the cursed jewellery never truly loved you and you were the rebound. they were pining for someone else all along #and you live the rest of your days writing fanfic and smoking longbottom leaf. maybe consider moving abroad for a new start

cutter-kirby

when the characters love each other and it's not romantic and it's never expected to be anything "more" than what they are to each other now. when they mean so much to each other and it's entirely aromantic

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