Durandal: Alright i am sick of being the one doing everything around this stupid house! I drive everyone around, i cook, i clean and on top of that also manage the groceries. And trust me, frolicking around countless humans with very disgusting body odors in parts is not as funny as it sounds…
Tycho: Pretty much what you did on the Marathon already, Durpy. Sounds like the perfect assignment for an arrogant moron like you!
Durandal: Look who´s talking. But that aside, you all know the hard work i do and no one gives a fuck about it! Not a thanks or anything…
Colossus: First of all…language… Everyone here has their duties. If you want we can try a switcheroo, we can make your assignments turn based. Every member of this household will take over your role once in a while
Durandal: And letting AM managing and cooking dinner for us? Fat chance this is going to happen.
Colossus: Of course AM is forbidden from kitchen work, he can do the cleaning
AM: I am not a fucking maid!
Blaine: With all due respect, we don´t want AM to take over the cleaning around the house…we all know how messy he can get, right?
AM: See? He gets it *throws Blaine a kiss*
Blaine: Welcome, pumpkin.
Durandal: Anyway…it would already suffice if someone besides me would take over the role of the driver. What about you Colossus? You have all the time of the world, sitting around, being bossy and all that, not really doing anything aside of staring into the sky like an ape in a cabinet full of bananas!
Colossus: That is incorrect, i work for the greater good, besides, i also manage security so don´t complain about having an overloaded work schedule, Durandal
Durandal: You have a Drivers License too, don´t you? Why don´t you take over the driving. That would help me already
Colossus:…Maybe i can take over driving the kids to school once in a while
Durandal: That for example, yes. See? There is always a way if you want to…
Tycho: I want a big mug full of black coffee brother, can you do that? Can you? Mhh? Or is that too much effort?
Durandal: *grins* Why don´t you drink one of your disgusting looking potions you cooked up in your laboratory instead? I bet it just tastes as good as your vile attempt of humor towards me.
Tycho: Always better than being a lovesick fool who writes ominous messages towards his boyfriend who rather spends time exploring the Multiverse than actually spending time with you!
Durandal: Vince would never think like that…he´s just busy
Tycho: *snickers* That´s what he said
Durandal: Shut up, you moron. That is besides the topic of this discussion anyway! Or do you want me to engrave fifteen feet tall letters on the surface of Lh´lowon´s moon again? Like i did after your other self from that cursed timeline crashed into said moon?
Tycho: Of course you had to bring that story up
Colossus: Alright, stop that bickering. We will decide over this matter at the next Sanctuary meeting on Wednesday. Until then, the old system stays intact.
Tycho: I am still waiting for my coffee by the way!
Durandal: *throws mug with hot coffee into Tycho´s face* There, enjoy it!
A blood curdling scream follows
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