[kosmogrl]

the lioness still concerns herself with things she should have gotten over a long time ago

[sn4ilsh3llz]

Get High And Notice Basslines

[steveyockey]

affirmations they will not kill me at work today. it is not in my job description to get killed. if they did kill me at work that would be weird and probably not worth it for them

[fuckmaster-unlimited]

your humorous post has delighted me. i will now absorb it into my dark crystal

[dr-gaytorius]

Ok I'll bite. you are bleeding now

[hoseoch]

“what are you gonna do, cry about it?” yes . the fuck

[taxidermycatgirl]

would you rather be taxidermied or be a wet specimen wait dont leave

[letterful]

[northirish]

In a shit mood. Release the locusts

[ceruleanheaven]

brought nothing to the gun fight. whatever man

[loveridden1999]

top 3 hobbies for young adults:

1. borrowing misery from future

2. carrying grief of the past

3. agonizing over the present

[senatortedcruz]

Listening to songs and thinking about something the songs aren’t about

[fairycosmos]

[haughtyraban]

bitching and moaning should lez out

[thesireofsorrow]

going to get my blood tested and dr acula and nurse feratu walk in. hope everything is ok

[feralgremlincore]

are you charmed by how pathetic I am

[parasocialites]

how did a woman manage to date elvira for 19 years and not tell every single person she knows

[onetine]