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horrificmemes

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rpidasgalaxias

Starters do ‘’Esteriotipando’’ do Maicon Küster Parte 1

‘‘A rave é um lugar de muito amor.’‘

‘‘Ow, dá um pouco dessa água aí velho!’‘

‘‘A nossa sociedade é uma droga.’‘

‘‘O café é uma droga.’‘

‘‘Só porque eu curto usar um sintético nas festas que quê eu tenho de diferente de quem come fast fodd?’‘

‘‘Foi amor à primeira vista, tá ligado?‘’

‘‘Todo mundo em volta tava drogado.’‘

‘‘Que cê tá falando cara?’‘

‘‘Eu vivo a rave, cara.’‘

‘‘Tu não faz nada da vida?’‘

‘‘Sou amante da natureza.’‘

‘‘Meus pais são ricos.’‘

‘‘A minha energia se conecta com a sua e constrói uma vibração.’‘

‘‘Eu amo acampar.’‘

‘‘A natureza tá em tudo.’‘

‘‘Tá calor pra caralho.’‘

‘‘Você consegue me transferir três mil reais?’‘

‘‘Você não precisa mostrar nada pra ninguém.’‘

‘‘Não é a toa que a cada dia que passa o ser humano está à um passo da auto destruição.’‘

‘‘O ser humano só pensa em destruir.’‘

‘‘Tente alinhar seu chraka com o universo.’‘

‘‘Ou é maconheiro ou vagabundo.’‘

‘‘Legalizar maconha? Tá maluco?’‘

‘‘Por que quê eu não posso ter uma arma?’‘

‘‘Não é arma que mata as pessoas não.’‘

‘‘Pessoas matam pessoas.’‘

‘‘Jovem é uma desgraça.’‘

‘‘Direito humano é pra humano direito.’‘

‘‘Pergunta coisa séria aí caralho.’‘

‘‘Sou totalmente contra a corrupção.’‘

‘‘Tu vem pra cima de mim falar de fake news.’‘

‘‘Vô te expor.’‘

‘‘Isso, vaza mêmo.’‘

‘‘Eu curto uma parada mais jovem.’‘

‘‘O corpo humano feminino tem que admirado por sua naturalidade.’‘

‘‘Geralmente eu tô sempre lutando, sempre militando.’‘

‘‘Meu último relacionamento foi bem conturbado.’‘

‘‘O mundo ideal pra mim é onde as pessoas se interessem mais por arte.’‘

‘‘Eu não aguento mais.’‘

‘‘Vida? Que vida? Eu não tenho vida.’‘

‘‘Ai meu Deus, quero uma coxinha.’‘

‘‘Depois? Pff, tem depois?’‘

‘‘Cê acha que eu tenho tempo pra pensar no futuro?’‘

‘‘Cê não acha que tá reclamando demais?’‘

‘‘Você realmente acha que é fácil?’‘

‘‘Tu tá numa posição privilégiada.’‘

seu-bobo-da-corte

thmoonchild‌:

❛ comprei em um sex-shop. ❜

--- Mah viada, que isso aí? Meu cachorro que perguntou.

Nem tem cachorro.

#thmoonchild

edenmemes

the witcher (show) starters

❝ victimhood is not your colour. ❞

❝ you can’t outrun destiny just because you’re terrified of it. ❞

❝ your job is to control chaos, not to succumb to it. ❞

❝ you don’t deserve the air you breathe. ❞

❝ not a single person alive looks in the mirror and doesn’t see some form of deformity. ❞

❝ you lie, you keep secrets. you succumb to emotion and weakness. ❞

❝ not answering questions is part of your brooding pillar of charm. ❞

❝ you’re just mad because you lost your chance to be beautiful. ❞

❝ you smell of death and destiny, heroics and heartbreak. ❞

❝ there’s no power in puppeting fools. ❞

❝ i’ll leave that for someone who gives a shit. ❞

❝ i need to get back to my horse. ❞

❝ your will to live is strong. ❞

❝ i’m still not enough. even for you. ❞

❝ need a hand? i’ve got two. ❞

❝ my men will kill you. ❞

❝ i’m here to drink alone. ❞

❝ go. on your own or at the end of a rope, your choice. ❞

❝ do you know how many people wouldn’t blink if you died? ❞

❝ you weren’t taking control. you were losing it. ❞

❝ people call you a monster too. ❞

❝ i’ve waited all these years for you to admit we’re made for each other. ❞

❝ if only you could tell between friend or threat. do you even know the difference anymore? ❞

❝ when you live as long as i do, all the names sound the same. ❞

❝ were you in love? ❞

❝ this place isn’t safe when you’re alone. ❞

❝ the only thing you do quickly is flee. ❞

❝ even if you were a beauty, still, no one would love you. ❞

❝ not a happily ever after after all. ❞

❝ hm, doesn’t rhyme. all good predictions rhyme. ❞

❝ you are making me uncomfortable. ❞

❝ unchecked kings and queens start massacres. ❞

❝ i just want some damn peace. ❞

❝ i dreamed of becoming important to someone someday. ❞

❝ the only thing special about you is the crown on your head. ❞

❝ what do you long for? fame? money? power? ❞

❝ what? no one mentioned the impending doom part. ❞

❝ true words are rare words. ❞

❝ i want more. i have to be more. ❞

❝ do other women find this coarseness charming? ❞

❝ love casts long shadows. ❞

❝ if she runs, kill her. ❞

❝ don’t give me that look, shitling. ❞

❝ today isn’t your day, is it? ❞

❝ how come when my life comes to shit you’re the one shoveling it? ❞

❝ i know who you are. what you are. ❞

❝ i envy you. to live, and to have no love. ❞

❝ you’d leave a man bound to die in such a dignity? ❞

❝ i loved your mother. ❞

❝ don’t you know who i am? ❞

❝ so that’s all life is to you? monsters and money? ❞

❝ there’s a vortex of fate around us. ❞

❝ is history a wheel doomed to repeat? ❞

❝ the sword of destiny has two edges. ❞

❝ i’ve considered your company and conversation payment enough. ❞

❝ this isn’t who you are. ❞

❝ will you be joining me? ❞

❝ no amount of power or beauty will make you feel worthy of either. ❞

❝ i don’t believe anyone has that power. ❞

❝ nobody smart plays fair. ❞

❝ i won’t listen to a man who pimps the world as some romantic adventure. ❞

❝ a true man would state his desires. ❞

❝ don’t turn this on me. ❞

❝ i want to be powerful. it’s what i’m owed. ❞

❝ that makes sense just as much as it doesn’t. ❞

❝ you’re smart, aren’t you? you know everything. ❞

❝ i feel something out there waits for you. ❞

❝ please don’t hurt me. i’m lost. ❞

❝ i won’t kill you…but you cant stay here. ❞

❝ there’s no ‘us’. there’s only me. ❞

❝ i’m asking for a teeny-weeny little favor. ❞

❝ yeah, you’re probably right. but what if you’re not? ❞

❝ i’m not your friend. ❞

❝ you and destiny can both fuck right off. ❞

❝ i love the way you just sit in the corner and brood. ❞

❝ i will not suffer tonight sober. ❞

❝ pretty ballads hide bastard truths. ❞

❝ i will not involve myself to petty men’s squabbles. ❞

❝ happy childhood makes for dull company. ❞

❝ it’s impossible to be prepared for every battle. keep your sword close, and keep moving. ❞

❝ i see a lot of myself in you. ❞

❝ you can’t change the world this way. ❞

❝ i don’t need anyone. & the last thing i want is someone needing me. ❞

❝ alright, stand close to me and pretend you’re mean. ❞

❝ why are you dressed like a sad silk trader? ❞

❝ only one of us will be alive to find out. ❞

❝ i stole rather than starve. i killed rather than be killed. ❞

❝ i have’t only done good in my life either. ❞

❝ it’s like ordering a pie and finding out it has no filling. ❞

❝ when i cut my finger i bleed. that’s human, right? ❞

❝ they’re rough around the edges but they’re earthling like me. ❞

❝ royalty is best endured in small doses. ❞

❝ i thought the world needed me too. ❞

❝ sometimes, the best thing a flower can do for us is die. ❞

❝ handy with a blade. handy with women too. ❞

❝ are you trying to hurt my feelings? ❞

❝ you look like you’ve been through hell. ❞

❝ i can’t do this without you. ❞

❝ you know cautionary tales won’t work on me. ❞

❝ you talk nonsense while making wise and meaningful faces. ❞

❝ the apple never falls far from the tree. ❞

❝ when i go it will be far more dramatic than this. ❞

❝ try not to get any daggers in your back before dawn. ❞

❝ you have your mother’s blood. you’ll be alright. ❞

❝ a great ruler always chooses mercy. ❞

❝ it took two strikes to kill him. they weren’t clean. but they were spectacular. ❞

❝ if i have to choose between one evil and another, i’d rather not choose. ❞

❝ i would do anything to forget who i was. ❞

❝ i have no doubt blood will be spilled here tonight. ❞

❝ there’s a grain of truth in every fairy tale. ❞

❝ people look at you for who you are, not what you can give them. ❞

❝ do you believe in destiny now? ❞

❝ we can leave. we can find a way out. ❞

❝ lovers? fun for a bit, i’ll admit, but all eventually disappoint. ❞

❝ let’s face it, you’re a girl. we’re just vessels. and even when we’re told we’re special, we’re still just vessels…for them to take…and take…until we’re empty…and alone. ❞

❝ people like to invent monsters and monstrosities. then they seem less monstrous themselves. ❞

❝ every time i’m around you i say more in five minutes than i’ve said in weeks. ❞

❝ maybe someone out there will want you. ❞

❝ if you must kill me, i’m ready. ❞

❝ people linked by destiny always find each other. ❞

❝ thank the gods. i might live to see another day. ❞

❝ i was having a rather lovely dream which then turned into a nightmare. ❞

❝ you desperately need money for new clothes. ❞

❝ more and more, i find monsters where i go. ❞

❝ life is too short. do what pleases you…while you can. ❞

❝ gods you’re pretty. ❞

❝ my lady, i would never degrade your honor in such a way. ❞

❝ my world is cruel. you enter, you survive, you die. ❞

❝ i feel i shall die a broken hearted man. ❞

❝ who slits a man’s throat while he’s relieving his bowels? ❞

❝ why help those who don’t listen? ❞

--- EU ESPERO QUE VOCÊ ENTENDA QUE O MEU AMOR, É AMOR DE QUENGA!

qujoie

seu-bobo-da-corte

thmoonchild‌:

Castiel tossiu, não tava esperando e achou graça. ❛ não era desse tipo, mas serve essa. ❜ riu. ❛ tá… olha. ❜ riu baixo. ❛ você tem que fazer o que se sinta melhor. se é chupando pau ou pedra. da sua amiga ou dos amigos, se não quiser experimentar ou se descobrir. ❜ nunca sabe. ❛ não que eu tinha dúvida, mas serviu para ter certeza. ❜

--- Não tem do que reclamar. --- Olhou mais atenciosa para Castiel, afinal, ele pediu. --- Pau. --- Respondeu na mesma hora. --- Infelizmente. --- Porque sempre tem espaço pra brincar. --- Mas sabe, eu falo de ser solteira mas não fico muito triste não, tenho saudades e só. Ainda me divirto muito e não preciso dividira coxinha ou o churros.

#thmoonchild

rpidasgalaxias

Titanic Starters

Tem muita coisa, por isso o Read More

“Hoje é dia do pagamento.”

“Conseguimos (nome).”

“Diz aí quem é o melhor.”

“Acho que tem alguma coisa aqui.”

“Isso não é possível.”

“Isso faz de você a minha melhor amiga.”

“Quer ouvir ou não quer?”

“Não vejo o porque de tanta euforia.”

“Quando não se tem nada, não se perde nada.”

“A vida de alguém aqui está para mudar.”

“Nós somos praticamente da realeza.”

“Conhece alguém?”

“É um desperdício de dinheiro.”

“Eu sou o Rei do mundo.”

“Sabe que eu não gosto disso.”

“Me sentia diante de um grande precipício.”

“Não faça isso.”

Continuar lendo

thmoonchild‌:

cruzou os braços, sorrindo. ❛ eu não gosto de assistir, me sinto coisa barata. ❜ gosta de conversar com Electra, sempre tem vontade de sorrir do nada. ❛ depois de três ficadas dá ruim. toma cuidado. ❜ foi o que ouvi dizer, que depois de três vezes faz gostar. ❛ homem só faz bosta, tem que ficar longe. ❜

--- Depois de três ficadas tem ‘’aquela’’ ficada. --- Porque Electra é muito suja pra idade dela, ela deveria ser cancelada. --- Eu sei que homem só serve pra fazer merda mas é difícil, eu também não me ajudo em ser lésbica, nem bi consigo ser. Tipo, minha melhor amiga é linda --- Fala de Calix. --- mas nem pra um dia chegar em mim e falar ‘’Vem aqui pra eu testar um negocio.’’

#thmoonchild

--- Quero vinte babies Yoda na minha vida.

#ic #status

thmoonchild‌:

@electrathunder. — ◜ past. ◞

❛ ela fica toda errada quando entende as minhas piadas e eu amo. ❜ ama Futaba por inteiro e cada parte, se tivesse um pedestal botava. ❛ parece aquelas porras de filme clichê. ❜ riu, não reclama. ❛ alias, você tá saindo com alguém? vivo vendo foto sua com o loiro. ❜

--- Gente, que bonitinho. --- Quer ver esse momento da piada ao vivo e á cores. --- Porém esses filmes nunca deixam de ser clássicos, então tá tudo certo bebê. --- A pergunta a fez apontar para si mesma. --- Eu? Estou livre, leve e solta, nem sei mais o que é namorar. O loiro é o Ez, já ficamos e tals, mas só isso.

#thmoonchild

lilithmemes

𝐏𝐈𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐓 𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄𝐒.

these are some of my favourite quotes i found on pinterest , that are either on boards of mine or i’ve seen on friends their boards. feel free to change pronouns if needed.

❛ i haven’t met all of me yet. ❜ ❛ you can forgive yourself now. ❜ ❛ can’t you just leave me alone. ❜ ❛ you’re really cute & that’s not even the best part about you. ❜ ❛ i wanted him / her to kiss me. ❜ ❛ so , good news - - i saw a dog today. ❜ ❛ she didn’t deserve death. i did - i do. ❜ ❛ i wish i could just protect you from everything. ❜ ❛ you feel like home. ❜ ❛ i look at you & i just love you & it terrifies me. it terrifies me what i would do for you ❜ ❛ i’d probably still adore you with your hands around my neck. ❜ ❛ no one would hurt you again , or i’d kill them. ❜ ❛ maybe he deserves a second chance. ❜ ❛ people say that i am heartless. ❜ ❛ i would destroy myself to fix you. ❜ ❛ do i disgust you ? ❜ ❛ i am not a stranger to the dark. ❜ ❛ i would destroy myself to fix you. ❜ ❛ what a plot twist you were. ❜ ❛ i really just want to lay with you & hold you so tight & make sure nothing bad happens to you ever again. ❜ ❛ you don’t know what you got till it’s gone. ❜ ❛ i’ll stop wearing black , when they make a darker colour. ❜ ❛ i’m depressed. i need a cookie. ❜ ❛ am i supposed to feel something ?. ❜ ❛ i wanna get in the bed , go to sleep & pretend this day never happened. ❜ ❛ i think he / she’s very lonely. lonelier than he / she lets on. maybe lonelier than he / she even realizes. ❜ ❛ you are not your father. ❜ ❛ he / she is not a villain. he / she is just a boy / girl. ❜ ❛ i think i’m going to kiss you. ❜ ❛ don’t give up on me. ❜ ❛ you are enough. a thousand times enough. ❜ ❛ do it because they said you couldn’t. ❜ ❛ you. it’s always you. ❜ ❛ i thought you were dead. ❜

“She’s such a good girl.” cassy

--- Sua namo parece mesmo, maior jeitinho de inocente. Não esperava que você ia curtir esse tipo de garota, mas é legal a combinação.

@thmoonchild

#thmoonchild #Anonymous

rpmemes-galore

Harry Styles {Sentence Starters}

“I know it’s hard.”

“I’m sorry, by the way.”

“I’m hopeless, broken.”

“Just stop your crying.”

“She’s such a good girl.”

“Just take the pain away.”

“Meet me in the hallway.”

“Is there any more to do?“

“Give me some morphine.”

“Loving you’s the antidote.”

“I’d walk through fire for you.”

“We’re both stubborn, I know.”

“This was all we used to need.”

“We’re not who we used to be.”

“Think I’m gonna stick with you.”

“Tastes so sweet, looks so real.”

“Well, I guess she just found out.”

“This bed was never made for two.”

“Almost over, had enough from you.”

“How could you ever turn her down?”

“Wherever I go, you bring me home.”

“Remember, everything will be alright.”

“I know you were way too bright for me.”

“Hope you’re wearing your best clothes.”

“We never learn, we’ve been here before.”

“Sounds like something that I used to feel.”

“What if I’m someone I don’t want around?“

“Oh, tell me something I don’t already know.”

“You don’t know nothing, just pretend you do.”

“We don’t talk about it. It’s something we don’t do.”

“'Cause once you go without it, nothing else will do.”

“Trying to remember how it feels to have a heartbeat.”

“Just let me adore you, like it’s the only thing I’ll ever do.”

“You look pretty good down here, but you ain’t really good.”

“I always think about you and how we don’t speak enough.”

“All the lights couldn’t put out the dark running through my heart.”

“Forget what I said, it’s not what I meant… and I can’t take it back.”

“They told me that the end is near… We gotta get away from here.”

“We don’t know where we’re going, but we know where we belong.”

“We can meet, again, somewhere… somewhere far away from here.”

“And I’m just an arrogant son of a bitch who can’t admit when he’s sorry.”

“You don’t have to say you love me. You don’t have to say nothing. You don’t have to say you’re mine.”

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