𝐁𝐈𝐑𝐃𝐒 𝐎𝐅 𝐏𝐑𝐄𝐘 : 𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒.
with birds of prey having come out , i figured i’d make a meme out of it. i can’t promise these are spoiler free , but luckily , it won’t spoil that much. feel free to change pronouns if needed. please remember to reblog from the source if you aren’t going to send something in.
❛ they say if you wanna tell a story right , you gotta start at the beginning. ❜
❛ i was the brains behind some of mr. j’s biggest stunts. ❜
❛ it was time for ( city here ) to meet the new ( character name ) , so i really put myself out there. ❜
❛ it’s not a party without a little drama , am i right ? ❜
❛ i hadn’t told people about the breakup , but you have to understand , being ____ ‘s girlfriend / boyfriend gave me new meaning. ❜
❛ i could do whatever i wanted to whoever i wanted. ❜
❛ i needed to find a way to show the world that i cut ties for good. ❜
❛ lucky for me , i have all my best ideas drunk. ❜
❛ it was the closure i needed. ❜
❛ i wanted a fresh start. the chance to be my own woman. . . ❜
❛ do you know who i am ? ❜
❛ she just updated her relationship status. sheis about to find out that a lot of people want her dead. ❜
❛ is that a snot bubble ? eww , gross. ❜
❛ i was halfway across town , hungover and thinking about breakfast. ❜
❛ turns out , i wronged a lot of people. ❜
❛ it took losing something i truly love to see that the target on my back was bigger than i thought. ❜
❛ hi boys ! meeting’s over. ❜
❛ i’m about to own this city , not just the east. ❜
❛ ____ has been singing at ____’s club for the last several years. ❜
❛ and for the first time in a long time , i’m all on my own. it’s great. ❜
❛ i don’t need your help , i got this. ❜
❛ you got this ? no wonder everyone hates you. ❜
❛ all these years i thought she was just a pretty face with a great set of lungs. ❜
❛ people don’t kill people i own without my permission ! ❜
❛ this is spectacular news. if she doesn’t belong to him , she belongs to me. ❜
❛ in the storytelling business , this dummy swallowing that diamond is a complication. a complication that i didn’t need right now. ❜
❛ for all your noise and luster , you’re just a surly little girl with no one to protect her. ❜
❛ call me old fashioned , but i always thought the guy was supposed to get the girl a diamond. ❜
❛ no cop ever gets anything done until they’re suspended. ❜
❛ this next bit ain’t very pretty. ❜
❛ does she always talk like a cop out of a bad 80s movie ? ❜
❛ they call themselves birds of prey. ❜
❛ i call them dorky little do - gooders. ❜
❛ hyenas really do have nine lives. ❜
❛ i made the kid my apprentice , call me a softy. i dare ya. ❜
❛ do you know what a harlequin is ? a harlequin’s role is to serve. it’s nothing without a master. and no one gives two shits who we are beyond that. ❜
❛ none of us are walking out of here unless we work together. ❜
❛ it’s just like a sleepover — we should order pizza , make cosmos ! ❜
❛ i’m the one they should be scared off. ❜
❛ unless we all wanna die very unpleasant deaths , we’re gonna have to work together. ❜
❛ psychologically speaking , vengeance rarely brings the catharsis we hope for. ❜
❛ is that a hyena in a bathtub ? ❜
❛ i named him bruce after that hunky wayne guy. ❜
❛ it’s time for gotham to meet the birds of prey. ❜
❛ i don’t have rage issues ! ❜
❛ hey ! i know that guy ! ❜
❛ i’m about to learn that a lot of people want me dead. ❜
❛ i’m not shopping at this store. i’m robbing this store. ❜
❛ paying is for dummies ! ❜
❛ fucking fabulous , if you ask me. ❜
❛ you know what they say — behind every successful man is a badass broad. ❜
❛ who’s having a good time ? ❜
❛ i told you she had a killer voice. ❜
❛ aren’t you glad you wore that ? sexy and bulletproof ! ❜
❛ it’s not a fucking bow and arrow. it’s a crossbow. i’m not twelve. ❜
❛ you killed my sandwich ! ❜
❛ why don’t i own the crossbow killer ? i like crossbows ! ❜
❛ what a way to start my new life —— the perfect egg sandwich. ❜
❛ oh ! you’re that psycho chick. ❜
❛ if he gets the diamond , he’ll be unstopable. ❜
❛ if you want boys to respect you , show them you’re serious. shoot something , blow it up ! ❜
❛ i’m sorry , kid. i’m just a terrible person i guess. ❜
❛ that is childhood trauma right there. ❜
❛ you made me want to be a less terrible person. ❜
❛ i underestimated you , and i’m sorry. ❜
❛ here’s the thing about new love , you have to feed it. ❜
❛ i was never an establishment kind of gal. ❜
❛ if you ever watched any cop show ever , you know this is when shit gets real. ❜