[obiwan]

#Chris Evans ignoring every question for 8 minutes straight 

[mysteriousgirlatlibrary-deactiv]

[trenchcas]

[bensolosbluesaber]

I am a teacher in the US.

I can barricade a classroom in less than a minute. I know that when the fire alarm goes off we lock ourselves in the room until someone confirms it's real so we don't get shot evacuating the building. I am trained to pack a bullet wound and apply a tourniquet. My classroom is organized with an active shooter in mind - filing cabinets in front of glass, big desks one shove away from blocking a door, hiding places out of sight of the windows. I have come to terms with the knowledge that I might die protecting my students when all I want to do is show them poetry is fun and teach creative writing.

[ithelpstodream]

[ithelpstodream]

[funnytwittertweets]

[metamorphosisofmeg]

struggling to not relapse is so fucked up it’s just like ‘oh hey remember that thing that you did that ruined your life/nearly killed you that time, how about you try that again, it’ll definitely work out well this time, you’ll be so much better..’

[coke-dealer]

“I lost my innocence very young and it had nothing to do with sex.”

— Jennifer Elisabeth (via bornreadygeneration)

[electric-d0pe]

Guess I can’t blame anyone but myself.

[electric-d0pe]

I had more than two fucking years clean. Now it’s back to step one. Fuck you to hell.

[electric-d0pe]

This is a FUCK YOU to the cunt that hired me for a week and I did everything perfectly to the fucking DOT. THEN fired me when I had one ticket (not speeding, no dwi, no reckless driving), an IMPROPER RIGHT TURN IN MY OWN DRIVEWAY I SHOULD HAVE FOUGHT, on my driving record after admitting she was speeding at my age and crashed multiple cars and got multiple tickets including speeding. FUCK YOU. FUCK THAT COP ON HIS HIGH HORSE TRYING TO MAKE FUCKING QUOTA.

[hellyeahlatexmfetishsensation]

[uniej]

[midnightmilkshake]

[youmustbecarmilla]

[dulect]

murderer: (via text) im going to kill you

me: (a week later) omg im so sorry… i saw this when i was in the middle of doing something else and then just completely forgot about it