bork

[raysipe1]

[raysipe1]

E

[pentecost]

i saw this painting at mount vernon and almost started crying

[drewbern]

You cropped out the best part

“check this shit out mang”

[hansgrubr]

[soivechangedmypleatoguilty]

Don’t ever tell me that wrestling’s fake ever again

[memewhore]

[theonion]

MINNEAPOLIS—Annoyed that the fruit was even now just sitting there next to his computer monitor, sources at data analytics firm Progressive Solutions told reporters Wednesday that it was unclear what coworker Kevin Tanner, who has had a banana on his desk all day, was waiting for. “Come on, man, just do it already,” said colleague Karen Nguyen, adding that it was already pushing 4:30 and that he shouldn’t have put the banana on his desk in the first place if he wasn’t going to step up and eat it. “Seriously, it’s ripe and ready to go. It’s not a decoration. Just peel it and get to work on that bad boy.” Tanner’s coworkers were reportedly even more indignant when he suddenly reached into his backpack and pulled out an apple.

[chikurinkun]

お祈りまだらおじさん

[torridgristle]

[bunbunrocket]

[theonion]

Visit theonion.com to see more from the standard bearer of global journalism.

[kazuhira-mezz]

[poison-liker]

official ranking of every turtle emoji on emojipedia

a beautiful friend. a wonderful smile. i will protect this perfect tortoise with my life. thank you.

just a cool and good turtle, going about its business. keep doing you, turtle.

simple, minimalistic, well executed. a solid turt.

a unique perspective on the humble turtle. it takes guts to break the mould like this. bravest turtle on the list.

a cool stylistic approach, but kinda lacking in personality.

the shading is really badly done, but the fundamentals are quite solid. an adequate turtle.

this is just the twitter one but less friend looking.

“turtles… they’re sort of weird and blobby, right?” - apple emoji designer, 2016

the style is very good. extremely well rendered. but unfortunately, this turt’s fuck ugly. look at its face. this turt is no friend of mine.

fisher price.

utterly disgusting.

[myourenjinja-deactivated2018120]

What do you see poliwag? “Everything”

[blelbinems-deactivated20190925]

this tweet changed my entire life

[roachpatrol]

drill is one of the greatest philosophers of our age and i’ll fight anyone who says otherwise

[braindomme-deactivated20140201]

[electric-goat]

to top it all off, someone decided to make this a part of their Okcupid profile

[gifbro]

[weirdness-is-good]

[vloggmusprime]

Her name is cheese onion

[myfriendfrog-deactivated2017112]

I went to see death grips last night and I managed to take this picture while my phone was in my pocket