Electron Electricteeth

Stories from my Second Life

[electronelectricteeth]

Originality in spades.

[07:57] [redacted]: (Electric teeth? Your blowjob skills must be SHOCKING.) [07:58] [redacted]): (Hue hue hue.)

If i had a dollar for every time I’ve heard this joke, I’d still want to choke the next person to tell it.

[electronelectricteeth]

Being dominant is fun :3

[2016/09/10 02:58] [redacted]: hello [2016/09/11 11:19] [redacted]: wanna fuck [2016/09/11 11:20] Electron Electricteeth: Wow, you don't beat around the bush, do you? You just get straight to the point. [2016/09/11 11:20] [redacted]: yeah [2016/09/11 11:21] Electron Electricteeth: Also, was that a question, or a statement? I'm assuming you both want to fuck and are asking me if I feel the same way, right? [2016/09/11 11:21] [redacted]: yeah [2016/09/11 11:21] Electron Electricteeth: Well, to answer your... question... [2016/09/11 11:21] Electron Electricteeth: It depends on what you mean by 'fuck.' [2016/09/11 11:21] [redacted]: have sex [2016/09/11 11:21] Electron Electricteeth: elaborate. [2016/09/11 11:22] Electron Electricteeth: I do indeed wish to have sex from time to time, but you're going to have to fill me in on the details. [2016/09/11 11:22] [redacted]: yeah sure [2016/09/11 11:22] Electron Electricteeth: Well? I'm waiting. [2016/09/11 11:22] [redacted]: do you have a place to go [2016/09/11 11:23] Electron Electricteeth: I can travel to many distant lands, yes. [2016/09/11 11:23] Electron Electricteeth: But I'm still trying to figure out what sort of sex and with whom [2016/09/11 11:23] [redacted]: with me [2016/09/11 11:23] [redacted]: and any sex as you want [2016/09/11 11:23] Electron Electricteeth: Oh? Sex with you? [2016/09/11 11:23] [redacted]: yeah [2016/09/11 11:23] Electron Electricteeth: Why? [2016/09/11 11:24] [redacted]: to have fun [2016/09/11 11:24] Electron Electricteeth: hm, I can't say that's something I'd consider to be fun. [2016/09/11 11:24] [redacted]: i can be all yours and you can play with me as you like [2016/09/11 11:24] Electron Electricteeth: Oh, the submissive type, are we? [2016/09/11 11:25] [redacted]: yeah [2016/09/11 11:25] Electron Electricteeth: Does it get you all hot and bothered when a dominant woman stands over you? [2016/09/11 11:25] [redacted]: yeah i get horny [2016/09/11 11:25] Electron Electricteeth: Okay. first lesson in D/s relationships [2016/09/11 11:25] Electron Electricteeth: My kinks: [2016/09/11 11:26] Electron Electricteeth: Orgasm denial. Therefore, go away. [2016/09/11 11:26] Electron Electricteeth: <3 [2016/09/11 11:26] Electron Electricteeth: bye <3 [2016/09/11 11:26] [redacted]: omg rekt

[electronelectricteeth]

This joke. Kill it.

[Redacted]: hello. so do you actually have electric teeth? Electron Electricteeth: hello. so do you actually lack originality?

[electronelectricteeth]

I think you like turning guys away a bit much. It's almost like you make an art out of it.

Cartufer, September 2016

[electronelectricteeth]

Worst one I’ve seen in a while.

[Redacted]'s eyes glance from down your tighs up your chest as he hops in the tub "Hmm, that's quite the pair".

Electron Electricteeth's eyes dart back and forth through the glow of the screen, her fingers spring quickly into action, dancing delicately across the keyboard as she tucks her tongue softly inside her cheek for a quick-witted reply: 

"Hmm, that's a pretty shitty opener you got there. Go away."

He didn’t reply.

[electronelectricteeth]

Electron confirmed for not dead.

Yes. I live again. I just took a break from, well, everything.

[electronelectricteeth]

What good is a chair if you can’t sit upside down on it?

[electronelectricteeth]

It’s not nearly where I want it yet but it’s close to what I had in mind.

[electronelectricteeth]

Reconsidering Profiles

I’ve had a lot of thoughts about what might be the best way to display a user’s profile information. I’ve kicked together several different wire frames, and so far I haven’t come up with one that is perfect, but I may have found something that is much cleaner and easier to navigate than the Linden profile floater Firestorm, or even Alchemy’s current solution. I’ve sent it off to the other Alchemy devs to look at. Probably won’t show up in Alchemy any time soon, but it’s worth experimenting with.

[electronelectricteeth]

Spilling the Beans

Ask and you shall receive, Impala.

[07:24] Impala Beck: Keep blogging it is really good :) [07:24] Electron Electricteeth: Oh I shall [07:25] Electron Electricteeth: and I'm going tell everyone about us [07:25] Electron Electricteeth: j/k [07:26] Impala Beck: spill the beans [07:26] Impala Beck: We be like Kayne and Kim [07:30] Electron Electricteeth: lmao we haven't even done anything yet [07:30] Impala Beck: i dont think Kayne and Kim do either [07:30] Impala Beck: K&K [07:31] Electron Electricteeth: well, aside from the whole "finger my asshole" bit [07:31] Electron Electricteeth: which I suppose, we could do, too [07:31] Electron Electricteeth: if that's what you’re into

[electronelectricteeth]

and there was already a long time, but if you want something more robust can I give I would sit, and feel the touch of your lips, feel the taste of your kiss and feel the temperature of his body against mine !!!

Pick-up lines from what I assume is a non-native English speaker. I’m fanning myself.

[electronelectricteeth]

Alchemy UI Colors

I’ve been thinking a lot about Alchemy Viewer and some UI redesign ideas. I think if I were to move over to a much flatter UI, the first thing that would be changing would be the color scheme. I’d likely move from the high-contrast colors we have now to something more muted, like this:

I’m still not sold on the idea of a complete redesign though, as I don’t want to create an inordinate amount of work for the dev team. I guess it’s something I’ll have to kick around for a while.

[electronelectricteeth]

I appear to be spending more and more time in this hot tub. Not sure why, but it’s become my new haunt for socializing, scripting, and thinking about things.

[electronelectricteeth]

I have no idea what’s going on here, but I like it.

[electronelectricteeth]

How NOT to get me into bed with you.

Ahh yes, the joys of sex sims. I’d by lying if I said I didn’t go there just to get the endless barrage of unsolicited messages. Messages which by the way, tend to always start with the same thing... “Hi.” No content, no compliments, no questions, just “Hi.” Glorious.

Today was no exception, and this message in particular gave me some amusement:

[redacted]: hi Electron Electricteeth: hi [redacted]: how r u [redacted]: whr urfrom [redacted]: seems to be alone here Electron Electricteeth: Fine, texas, yes [redacted]: great [redacted]: umarried [redacted]: or married Electron Electricteeth: all of this information and more can be found in my profile :) [redacted]: so [redacted]: if u ike my place Electron Electricteeth: Was that a question, a comment, a statement, or what? Electron Electricteeth: Punctuation is important, dear. [redacted]: lolz [redacted]: sorry [redacted]: well im askinf if u r feeling alone you can join me at my place [redacted]: if u like/ Electron Electricteeth: Boy, that's a tough sell Electron Electricteeth: I'm not sure what to say to that [redacted]: well my place is full of privacy [redacted]: we can enjoy there Electron Electricteeth: enjoy what? Pizza? Beer? [redacted]: coffee [redacted]: lolz Electron Electricteeth: indeed. Second Life: [redacted] has offered to teleport you to their location (redacted) Electron Electricteeth: I'm good, thanks [redacted]: come Electron Electricteeth: nope.