Fuzzy Socks and Shiny Rocks

Summer | The plant personality quiz I took said I'm ginger, passionflower, and echinacea | Tater tots | Formerly @williamhenryharrison-official

[whitepeopletwitter]

[russingon]

i know i always talk about this but. “don’t go where i can’t follow” is such a wild line. it’s literally 6 words and yet

[hydro-homies]

Where is the lie tho?

[geekandmisandry]

[ratgrrrlz]

[lifeofcynch]

[xx-sikki-nixx-xx-deactivated202]

this just triggered a memory I didn’t know I had

[stimman4000]

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[good--bye--binary]

[gangrelslut]

a pokemon

[colachampagnedad]

what we see:

what @staff sees:

[censorbotoffical]

beepboop. censorbot approved

[dantes-infernal-chili]

This couldn’t possibly have been executed better. Thank you so much censorbot.

[mapsontheweb]

Virginia’s territorial claims over the years.

[fishmech]

with your donations, we can reduce virginia even further

[seriousfic]

[ripe]

[tigerleggies-deactivated2019121]

*floop flop*

[bubblinelscanon]

@buyakasha @susiron

[hydro-homies]

[the-football-chick]

[brnsknsol11]

Deadass

[chromatographic]

The social cheat I’ve learned for this is to say:

“I have to check my calendar, why, what’s Friday?”

This says “Maybe” without saying “Maybe”, and giving you the option to make up a Doctor’s Appointment You Forgot About (or reschedule one you didn’t!) depending on what they say.

It’s an amazingly powerful sentence for my Autistic and ADHD ass - it gives me the ability to judge my social spoons, as well as communicating that “hey, I might have forgotten something, it’s not you it’s me” in a very non-offensive way.

“I have to check my calendar, why?”

[bramblepatch]

It also gives the impression that you’re a together sort of person who actually puts things on your calendar before you do those things.

[pyrlspite]

tumblr is like wading through everyone else’s garbage until you find something good and go “ah. this is good” and take it and display it in your own garbage pile

[trukingofskeletonhell]

Goblin Market

[icebats]

My freshman year of college i had a professor that, on the first day of class, said to a student “oh, your name is Flutey? And youre a flute performance major? What a cruel trick played by god” and i still think about it

[icebats]

UPDATE SHES STILL AT IT

[littlebluecaboose]

*on a date*

babe….when im with you……shrimp heaven really *is* now……

[imthedoctorbasicallyfun]

the bartender who has seen you use this line on at least 5 different dates: you can’t keep doing this daniel

[scoobydoosuggestion]

Maybe there’s someone in this abandoned clown factory who can help us

[sexycraisinthanos]

this is what companies say every time they try to buy tumblr

[whitepeopletwitter]

[memescomedy]

[sword-grandma]