Sorry, You're Not A Winner

Go to a different restaurant

[lyephs]

[scarletbirbs]

darkest timeline

[patrochilles-or-bust]

Shout out to all the Black ppl that can no longer participate directly in the fandom they love because of the stresses of racism 👍🏾 you contain multitudes of value and I'm sorry that the color of your skin and the power of your voice makes people not want to acknowledge that.

[patrochilles-or-bust]

Yes, nonblack people can reblog. I'd appreciate it, in fact, if y'all took the time to vocally support your Black friends/fans in fandom.

[junglejim4322]

[yupokaysuremhm]

op turned off reblogs but I want this forever

[charlesoberonn]

If I were a security guard for a person who’s being targeted by assassins I simply wouldn’t devote my entire attention span to every single noise I hear.

[charlesoberonn]

Why do I care if there’s a random noise in this out-of-the-way dark corner? My post is right here.

[catrinecat]

But… but I threw a rock there. Y-you gotta check

[charlesoberonn]

If I hear a noise I’m gonna throw a flash grenade in that direction.

[catrinecat]

MY EYES AND EARS

[charlesoberonn]

“Got a neutralized assassin in gate 17.”

“Did they try distracting you by throwing a rock?”

“Yeah, they did.”

“Fucking idiot.”

[catrinecat]

4 years of community assassin college for nothing

[a-krogan-skald-and-bearsark]

You know what really makes this post? The fact that the assassin’s blog is deactivated. Seems OPs flashbang worked.

[charlesoberonn]

What have I done?!

[habbadax]

Mystery solvers

[orcboxer]

sniff sniff…yep. It’s Focking Greem

[anotherdayforchaosfay]

@blackbackedjackal

[niceinchnails]

Two of my fav phineas and ferb posts

[bigandretired-deactivated202501]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Hilarious that the comedy comes from the part of the name the parents didn't pick

[unicornlamps]

[wormy-business]

The backstory for the horse is that he injures anyone who tries to ride him

[guiltyidealist]

[scientia-rex]

I love him. The murder just shines out of his beautiful face

[hummingbirdsaltimolockia]

do it scared do it stupid do it alone etc etc but don’t do it hungry. eat a snack first

[my-midlife-crisis]

[charlesoberonn]

Avatar AU where Aang wakes up like 3 days before Sozin's Comet returns and he has to speedrun the entire series.

[charlesoberonn]

The south pole and north pole exist on the same map file so if you break out of bound you can get from one to the other without having to travel the world.

[charlesoberonn]

Zuko's redemption stat and hair stat are tied to the same variable, so if you put the right wig on him he becomes automatically redeemed.

[charlesoberonn]

Toph's Earthbending allows for ample sequence breaks. If you create a ramp next to the Ba Sing Se wall you could launch yourself straight into the season 2 finale.

[charlesoberonn]

Unfortunately you have to complete Bato of the Water Tribe because otherwise June won't appear in the finale, softlocking from you beating the Fire Nation.

[charlesoberonn]

[spacewheredreamslie]

It's not actually necessary; but everyone always stops at the southern air temple to pick up Momo. It's become a tradition, where the speed runs are automatically invalidated if you didn't get him.

[charlesoberonn]

If I see you doing a Momoless run I’m unsubscribing.

[crazy-brazilian]

[fintan-pyren]

can't believe Bidenstar stepped down as leader of Americaclan

[ivan-fyodorovich-k]

Who wants to see how the previous owners of my house plugged in the microwave

[supreme-leader-stoat]

Show us the horrors Ivan

[ivan-fyodorovich-k]

This is brought to you by the generation that ridicules millennials for having no DIY skills

[supreme-leader-stoat]

The first rule of electrical safety is to be yourself and have fun.

[fexalted]

[image description: two photos of a microwave power cord hardwired into a yellow electrical cable. the wires are connected by two black wire nuts / wire caps and held together with electrical tape. the yellow cable is coming out of a rectangular hole in the wall that would have been the appropriate size for a power outlet to have been installed instead.]

[fwizard]

[mousegirlheart]

[mousegirlheart]

[lonely-boiii]

that's only one mice?

[mousegirlheart]