Meaner Than My Demons

Goddamn R I G H T you should be scared of me Indie ELektra Natchios account. Post DDS2. Mostly MCU.

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[wcrldaflame]

      That voice. That voice belonged to only one person. –But she was

“Elektra?”

      With a huff to clear lingerling blood from his nose, he turned toward the voice. It could have been a total figment of his imagination if it wasn’t attached to a body with breath and a heart beat. –He did get hit in the head a moment ago. Hard. 

“This can’t be real. I–I heard your heart stop. I buried you. Whoever sent you, tell them to stop the games.”

[elektraxatchios]

“In the flesh, surprisingly enough.” She shrugged as if it was a simple question, but things were never that simple between them now were they?

Elektra raised an eyebrow at Matthew’s disbelief. She found it funny, how a man could believe Jesus Christ could resurrect from the dead yet it was impossible for her to. It was a miracle, as he liked to believe now wasn’t it? Instead, she offered her signature smile, eyes alight and ready to fight back-should he react violently in his stupor. 

“Aren’t you the Catholic here? If it could happen to your savior what makes you think it can’t happen to me?” She peered at his head wound, frowning before looking up to try and detect the attacker. “Who are you up against now?”

[survivorsloss]

@elektraxatchios

“You’re a new face…I haven’t seen you around…”

[elektraxatchios]

“Yes, I’m the newest avenger! My name is the Second Coming of Christ.”

[maurawrites]

[dohertyinc-archive-blog]

better ideas for chance encounters than a bar or coffee shop:

a storm is delaying our flight home and i’m afraid of thunder, please talk to me while we wait

we’re both in small claims court and i got into a huge fight with the person suing me but you stepped in to hold me back before security got there

i drove two hours to the closest video rental store that’s still operating and you were checking out the only copy of the movie i was after

i hit you with my car but luckily you’re okay, but we should still exchange information i guess

our friends that we came here with went off together and now we’re making awkward small talk

i was worried about buying something off of someone creepy from craigslist but oh no you’re hot

my friend talked me into playing a drunken game of spin the bottle even though we’re all adults and now we have to make out

we both decided to take a [yoga/fencing/cooking etc] class and we’re the only two assholes not taking it seriously and everyone else is giving us dirty looks but we keep grinning over at each other

my date just made a scene in public and got arrested and now i’m stranded in a city without a ride home

sharing a cab together

you’re trying to get me to sign a petition and i have no idea what you’re talking about

you’re drunk at this festival and dancing on the table and when you eventually fell i caught you

i tried to get a part time job at this place right by my house but they hired you instead and i have to see you every day when i go there now

blind date!

my roommate is your ex, and your roommate is my ex, and i caught them sleeping together and told you so now we’re pissed off and going on a date to get away from them even though we didnt really know each other before now

[roleplayermemes]

“Maximum Ride” sentence starters

“Man, you weigh a freaking ton. What’ve you been eating, rocks?”

“Can I come in?”

“We will call you Little One.“

“I can talk to fish!”

“She doesn’t have a soul. Have you ever seen her dance?”

“You were designed to be very smart.”

“And yet I still can’t program my DVD player.”

“There’s nothing special about him at all.”

“Well… He’s a snappy dresser.”

“Pick a tree. I’ll carve our initials into it.”

“So there you have it: the extent of my charms.”

“I don’t damnsel well. Distress, I can do. Damnseling? Not so much.”

“I choose you.”

“Oh, God, I want to do this all the time.”

“Don’t ever leave me again.”

“I won’t. I won’t, not ever.”

“Come back!”

“Wake up! Snap out of it!”

“You stupid jerk! I’m going to kill you if you die on me!”

“I offered to pee on him, but they said no.”

“They call me, The Sharkalator.”

“I love you. I looooove you. I love you thiiiiiiiiiis much!”

“I once ate nine sicker bars in a row without barfing. It was a record.”

“I vill now destroy de Snickuhs bahs!”  

“Blending is out of the question.”

“There is one bright side to this.”

“You looove me, you love me this much!”

“You are avake, yah?”

“And you’re still a jerk, yah?”

“You stand out like a fart in a church.”

“Where was the catch? ‘Cause I knew one was coming.”

“Do you ever have dirty thoughts about spongebob?”

“You’re all the same. Count me out.”

“Oh great. Yoda captured us.”

“Dang, I’m good.”

“I feel like I’m going to hurl.”

“I feel like I’m going to HURL. Which, even if I wanted to do, I couldn’t do, because I haven’t eaten.”

“I can’t even drag myself out of my room.”

“You’re a diabolical little pyro, aren’t you?”

“If you’re ever feeling a lack of middle-aged white men, just pop into the Capitol.”

“Yes, let’s have more testosterone running the country.”

“Go to Germany and have kids together.”

“Oh. Was I not supposed to say anything?”

“I mean, this is pathetic.”

“You can help each other. You’re perfect complements to each other.”

“Shut up!”

“I hear voices, okay?”

“If you’re gonna be here, get used to it. Or else keep your distance.”

“No, I know. It’s just–”

“Their mothers were nobodies.”

“Well, you’re right there.”

“Yeah, you’re sitting in a tree because you’re fine. That’s easy to see.”

“All you need now to make yourself more pathetic is a pint of Ben and Jerry’s ice cream!”

“Excuse me? I’m alive too.”

“So the first thing we’re going to do —is push you off the roof.”

“I am a starfishhhh!”

“I don’t care if we have our house, or a cliff ledge, or a cardboard box. Home is wherever we all are, together.”  

“If you think I’m going to let you give up on us now, you’ve got another think coming.”

“ No! It’s different for you, you don’t know what it’s like…”

“You’re coming with us right now, or I swear I will kick your skinny white ass from here to the middle of next week.”

“Now get up, before I kill you.”

“Well, when you put it that way…”

“Is that one of those square ones, in the middle?”  

“What’s so funny ‘bout peace, love, and world destruction?”  

“I’m not going to die today.”

“Time to die.”

“Harden your heart.”

“Save your world. Love it. Protect it, and respect it and don’t let haters represent it. 

“It’s yours! It’s all yours for the taking!”

“Don’t leave the saving to anyone else, ever.”

“I’m human, do you hear me? It hurts!”

“When did they start coming after you?”

“I think it was the bomb. That definitely seemed to tick them off.”

“Just give it your best shot.”

“You know, it sounds like you guys didn’t really think this all the way through.”

“Well, I got news for you, nimrod.”

“I’m done jumping through your hoops.”

“You can tell yourselves that you’re doing all this to save the world, but really you’re just a bunch of psycho puppet-masters who probably didn’t date enough in high school.”

“You mean you don’t have one? You can get ‘em at Target.”

[elektraxatchios]

rip I got super busy between work and the Beyonce concert but now I’m on and I’ll be drafting up some replies and reblogging memes (and joining CAH games) woo!

[roseginevras-blog]

one day someone needs to give me an enemies with benefits plot that blossoms into a painful as fuck relationship where the two fall for each other. ugh.

[elektraxatchios]

PSA: the icons of Elektra in episodes of Daredevil are mine, so unless I make a post where everyone can access them, no stealing please. This is my first time making icons so I'm just trying my best.

[oxfordlace-deactivated20170609]

@elektraxatchios      & trashy professor murdock starters.

❛oh my this is embarrassing. you’ve mistaken me for someone who cares. why don’t you ask my colleague mr. nelson to go instead, hmm?❜

[elektraxatchios]

“I mean I THOUGHT you’d be interested in the f a c u l t y meeting-considering you’re, you know, a staff member. “Buuuuut, fine. I guess you can be that way.”

[geneticmisfit]

@elektraxatchios liked for a thing

‘’ Just letting you know in advance, I am not Daredevil. It’s been years and still people confuse me with him. I don’t even have horns ! ‘’

[elektraxatchios]

“Listen, I’m not blind. You and him don’t have the same ass at all.”  

         Cue him checking her out.

                                “Yeah, not at all.”

[notacaptainanymore]

My Tony muse wants to come out and poke people, so whoever wants to interact with him, come in!  All welcome~  

Password: Avengers

[roleplayaskmemes]

Send me a ★and I will generate a number for what my muse will say to yours.

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[timothyandlucy]

Matt/Elektra AU : Bonnie & Clyde style

[elektraxatchios]

USE THE LETTERS OF YOUR MUSE’S FIRST NAME TO DESCRIBE THEIR PERSONALITY. Tagged by: @wcrldaflame

E: Enigmatic L: Liar E: Eccentric K: Kick-ass T: Tumultuous  R: Raging A: Alluring

Tagging: @thexdevilsxsecretary @notforvengeance & anyone else who wants to

[thexdevilsxsecretary-deactivate]

@elektraxatchios hit the ♥

“i’m usually not the biggest fan of the violent approach but… well…. he deserves it.”

[elektraxatchios]

“Well too much shit’s gone down to let some prick boss me around.”  Elektra stares at the man on the ground beneath her boot and well... she shrugs. She almost calls Karen by her name-almost feels bad for what happened with her. It happens.  “Now, you’re alright now, aren’t you?”

[amcricandream-blog]

      tell me would you kill                          ᴛᴏ sᴀᴠᴇ ᴀ  ʟ ɪ ғ ᴇ ?       tell me would you kill                           ᴛᴏ ᴘʀᴏᴠᴇ ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ  ʀ ɪ ɢ ʜ ᴛ ?