My Pokémon fanfictions masterpost (always updated)
Hello, it’s about time I make a pinned post for this blog, and what better choice than my fanfictions?
Don’t get your expectations high though, I’m just some guy having fun. That being said, let’s get started:
EVENTUAL WARNINGS ARE ON TOP NOTES IN EACH STORY
One last night - Originshipping / Steven x Wallace
Spring - Truechampionshipping / Raihan x Leon
Warm winter night - Originshipping / Steven x Wallace
Need - Originshipping / Steven x Wallace
Meteor falls - Hardenshipping / Archie x Maxie
Clairvoyance - Sacredshipping / Morty x Eusine
Curse - Sacredshipping / Morty x Eusine
Shards of the sun and the moon - Sacredshipping / Morty x Eusine
Lighthouse - Ignitionshipping / Flint x Volkner
Of new hopes and broken dreams - Sacredshipping / Morty x Eusine
Ignitionshipping. That's it. That's the post. These two buffoons are ruining my brain
Coming back from my cave in the mountains to say that whatever Flint and Volkner had (and have) going on is NOT straight.
I'm not indulging into pokémas content (and trust me I'd LOVE to) because otherwise we'd stay here overnight but holy shit you guys.
MATCHING TEAMS (dog, eeveelution, newest trade evolution abomination jk I love both magmortar and electivire)??????
WHICH BY THE WAY ARE SPECIAL (Flint) AND PHYSICAL (Volkner) ATTACK ORIENTED.
You'd think a team battling would like... I don't know... maybe NOT allow you to earthquake sweep them? Like with how bullshit Sinnoh teams are they could just give Flint his drifblim and call it a day. Come on, out of 22 attacking moves these two dumbasses have on their teams only 2 are super effective against ground.
To think these idiots are the strongest gym leader in Sinnoh (and almost-elite-four) and the THIRD elite four. Let me reiterate, these two are the THIRD and SIXTH strongest trainers in their region and their two collective braincells didn't collide hard enough for them to come up with a single counter to their worst weakness counter or at least some sort of immunity (like uh... DRIFBLIM or even a rotom, just to name a few).
But no, they went with the matching teams. Because if someone in pokémon doesn't show they're queer for FIVE SECONDS they die.
Let's completely ignore that their Platinum dialogues are just them being an old married couple;
Flint literally comes back to Sunyshore just to check on his friend and straight up BEGGING the player to battle his buddy?
Oh and what's that?
Yeah, no wonder they changed that in Platinum. God forbids a blond bitch is gay
And the anime????? It's so strongly implied Volkner stopped battling all together because Flint left??? Is it even an implication at this point?
And yeah I said I wouldn't indulge into pokémas but the fact that in there Flint uses electric puns and Volkner says he's "starting to sound like Flint" is just so cute.
Ignitionshipping. That's it. That's the post. These two buffoons are ruining my brain
Coming back from my cave in the mountains to say that whatever Flint and Volkner had (and have) going on is NOT straight.
I'm not indulging into pokémas content (and trust me I'd LOVE to) because otherwise we'd stay here overnight but holy shit you guys.
MATCHING TEAMS (dog, eeveelution, newest trade evolution abomination jk I love both magmortar and electivire)??????
WHICH BY THE WAY ARE SPECIAL (Flint) AND PHYSICAL (Volkner) ATTACK ORIENTED.
You'd think a team battling would like... I don't know... maybe NOT allow you to earthquake sweep them? Like with how bullshit Sinnoh teams are they could just give Flint his drifblim and call it a day. Come on, out of 22 attacking moves these two dumbasses have on their teams only 2 are super effective against ground.
To think these idiots are the strongest gym leader in Sinnoh (and almost-elite-four) and the THIRD elite four. Let me reiterate, these two are the THIRD and SIXTH strongest trainers in their region and their two collective braincells didn't collide hard enough for them to come up with a single counter to their worst weakness counter or at least some sort of immunity (like uh... DRIFBLIM or even a rotom, just to name a few).
But no, they went with the matching teams. Because if someone in pokémon doesn't show they're queer for FIVE SECONDS they die.
Let's completely ignore that their Platinum dialogues are just them being an old married couple;
Flint literally comes back to Sunyshore just to check on his friend and straight up BEGGING the player to battle his buddy?
Oh and what's that?
Yeah, no wonder they changed that in Platinum. God forbids a blond bitch is gay
And the anime????? It's so strongly implied Volkner stopped battling all together because Flint left??? Is it even an implication at this point?
And yeah I said I wouldn't indulge into pokémas but the fact that in there Flint uses electric puns and Volkner says he's "starting to sound like Flint" is just so cute.
Gamefreak may have dropped HG&SS and run but DeNa is keeping us alive by making sure to remind us at any possible occasion that Morty and Eusine make out sloppy
'A nice change of pace'.
He hadn't realized what that really meant--up until he saw the other steps away from him, pacing from the thrill of the moment.
That's when Morty knew; they were steps meant for him to follow.