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sawyer camden:

That’s not… where I was trying to go. Do you think the left shoe would taste better, or the right– since I’ve thoroughly put my foot in my mouth.

Oh really? And I thought you were making a clever pun about my dead heart, I was ready to compliment you on it.

The right. You’ve already seasoned it with dirt.

#{ c ; sawyer }

joel harvey:

Different rates, Reyes, different fucking rates.

You’re younger than me, shorter, therefore I’m given the privilege of calling anyone kiddo.

It’s pretty cruel to brag about your long and healthy life to a girl with a secondhand heart.

Okay – old man.

#{ c ; joel }

inez finch:

Just curious, though do you think the book police have cool badges? I might consider a career change if so.

Regular officers do, I don’t see why it should be any different.

#{ c ; inez }

luciana reyes:

I do if I know it pleases him. We must honor our one god at his altar.

I’m sure he appreciates your devotion, no wonder your name is Luci.

#{ c ; luciana }

luciana reyes:

Here’s to free samples that set my tongue on fire like Satan’s ass.

Do you often lick our true saviour’s ass?

#{ c ; luciana }

inez finch:

Twenty dollars? Did they have an overdue book for years?

Maybe.

Are you the book police?

#{ c ; inez }

joel harvey:

Oh, kiddo, we’re all slowly dying at different rates, but it’s legally required you’ll have healthcare in prison whether you can pay or not.

I think mine is a little faster than yours.

Don’t call me kiddo.

#{ c ; joel }

aria magnuson:

In this particular instance, it’s conning. Unless they’re little jerks and return my books damaged, then by all means, rip them off double.

I thought you would approve of a young woman defying the system.

#{ c ; aria }

robin finley:

Twenty dollars for a book I found under my son’s bed? You can’t be serious, dear.

Late fees exist for a reason, this book is very late.

#{ c ; robin }

sawyer camden:

Well now the chain is wrapped around my heart because you’ve wounded me, invisible to the naked eye.

I think we know your heart will survive it.

#{ c ; sawyer }

sawyer camden:

What? Elena… Elle, you know I’ve never been late a day in my life returning books– you’re yanking my chain.

I can’t see a chain.

#{ c ; sawyer }

joel harvey:

And that will be stealing. Don’t make me arrest you, Gomez.

Will the prison system pay for my medications when I’m incarcerated? Or will I be locked in a cell to slowly die?

#{ c ; joel }

aria magnuson:

Elena, darling, don’t con people at the library.

Is it conning?

Or is it just a response to the economic decline of our country due to big corporations, statistically ran by men and generations of wealth?

#{ c ; aria }

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That will be twenty dollars.

#littleoakhstarters #{ c ; starters }#she's the librarian's assistant #and she is overcharging you #in late fees #LMAO

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