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| 29 | Vet Technician

[lucianaxreyes]

javierxreyes​:

You need to get out more, Luci.

Speaking of my kid, you both need to quit the ganging up act. It’s not cute anymore, it’s just fucking humiliating. 

I get out enough.

I beg your pardon, but do you not want me to bond with my niece? It seems we have a common interest in humiliation, especially regarding you. So...no.

[lucianaxreyes]

dean-weston​:

You expect me to not be snappy after pulling an all-nighter? Before you get the wrong idea, no I wasn’t at that party.

Well, it sounds like this all-nighter wasn’t exactly voluntary so I could’ve easily ruled out the party I was also not at off the list. 

[lucianaxreyes]

georgiaxfinley​:

Oh — are you here to look at a property?

Absolutely. My lease is almost up and I’m hoping you could help me find a new place.

[lucianaxreyes]

jeremyxgreen​:

There are better ways to get my attention than staring at me from across the park.

Oh, wow, sorry, it’s just that I have your album. I torture my brother with it all the time.

[lucianaxreyes]

lady-simmons​:

I chicken out on regular peppers, so you chickening out on a ghost pepper will still be amazing in my books. We can always test the theory.

Amiga, we will just have to build your tolerance so I can invite you over for family dinners. This wasn’t a ploy to receive a free cupcake or anything, but if you offer, I’ll happily take with hand open.

[lucianaxreyes]

colette-matthews​:

I don’t have red hair for no reason, spicy things are my jam.

You are one flaming hot ginger. Grab a pepper and suffer in pleasure with me.

[lucianaxreyes]

lady-simmons​:

Just looking at that is hurting me, there’s a reason I deal with sweets and not spicy.

Imagine if I chickened out on a ghost pepper, I’d have my spice culture card revoked. Maybe your cupcakes will cool down my tongue?

[lucianaxreyes]

hale-cooper​:

You can have mine, Luci, I don’t feel like having fire come out of my ass later.

I’m shook. You never turn down the opportunity for free things, Hale, especially food.

[lucianaxreyes]

elenaxreyes​:

I’m sure he appreciates your devotion, no wonder your name is Luci.

We are, after all, two queens of the damned. Rain down hellfire on these peons, mi sobrina

[lucianaxreyes]

javierxreyes​:

You said the Dalmatian was a stock broker from New York and the Poodle a runaway who opened a florist. You don’t need to make a rom-com out of two dogs.

You cannot tell me it isn’t the perfect rich boy meets poor girl meet-cute romance that’s to die for. It’s like Lady and the Tramp, Javi. Ah, whatever, Elena would appreciate it.

[lucianaxreyes]

dean-weston​:

I’m going to milk these coffees then if it means that you’re quiet, Luc.

Snappier than usual, okay. What’s with the face?

[lucianaxreyes]

javierxreyes​:

It’s cute. I don’t need to hear the made up stories you’re giving each dog, Luci.

How dare you think my stories are made up. If you don’t hear them, who else am I supposed to tell?

[lucianaxreyes]

elenaxreyes​:

Do you often lick our true saviour’s ass?

I do if I know it pleases him. We must honor our one god at his altar.

[lucianaxreyes]

javierxreyes​:

That sounds like a lot of drama I don’t really care about.

So, to be clear, you don’t want to hear how two dogs at my work became the very definition of puppy love? Ouch.

[lucianaxreyes]

dean-weston​:

Please don’t talk to me until I have at least three more cups of coffee. I’m too old for the whole staying up all night bullshit.

That’s an open invitation to talk your ear off, Westy. I have the practiced patience.

[lucianaxreyes]

lincolnxcole​:

Bar is closed today. No one needs that after last night.

And be the spoil sport of masquerade party part deux? It’s bad enough I missed the actual ball, Linky.

[lucianaxreyes]

Here’s to free samples that set my tongue on fire like Satan’s ass.