She once was a true love of mine~

This is my personal hoard of handpicked nonsense. Enjoy!

[scogean]

hi Jason Todd community

[mytimeconsumingsidehobby]

HC that Talia formally adopted Jason because I’m here for Good Mom!Talia. And also because I find the following scenario absolutely hilarious:

Ra’s: YOU are an absolute DISGRACE! You will NEVER…

Damian: *rolls his eyes and walks away*

Ra’s: GET BACK HERE YOU LITTLE…

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Ra’s: My greatest triumph. My greatest failure.

Bruce: You really don’t give up, do you.

Ra’s: I will have my heir, Detective. I…

Bruce: *resumes fight*

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Ra’s: Join me, Detective.

Tim: No.

Ra’s:

Ra’s:

Ra’s: Fine, you know what? I am not above begging. My protege left, my grandson abandoned me, and you are the last possibility standing between order and the inevitable chaos that will come if you…

Tim:

Tim:

Tim:

Ra’s: I feel like I lost you somewhere.

Tim: You think?

Ra’s: Consider this me begging then.

Tim: What could possibly be so bad? Aren’t you functionally immortal anyway?

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Jason: ‘Sup.

Ra’s:

Ra’s:

Ra’s: WHO LET THE MENACE BACK IN HERE? If you think for ONE SECOND that I will let this go without heads ROLLING, you…

Jason: Ah, I missed you too.

Jason: Oh, and Mom says hi.

Ra’s:

Ra’s:

Ra’s: *controlled noises of unfathomable rage*

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Babs: Why is Ra’s al Ghul sending you pictures of Jason?

Babs: And why does the message say ‘take it back?’

Damian: Grandfather is opposed to the idea of Todd as his heir.

Bruce:

Tim:

Babs:

Dick:

Cass:

Steph:

Tim: I see why he was begging now.

Steph: Since when is Jason even in the running?

Damian: Since Mother adopted him.

Bruce: She did WHAT?

Damian: Grandfather did not approve.

Damian: I have never been prouder of Todd.

[beartes22]

Ra's: do not misunderstand. It is not that I have any fondness for you or your brethren, detective, i just find you convenient.

Ra's: After making a career out of inmortality, the chances of finding an archenemy whose only moral line fit so well with my long term goals were slim to none so imagine my joy when the foreign cur i was bored enough to train showed himself as one

Ra's: i called you and yours my heirs solely for the cadence of the words. Between one that does not die and one that does not kill, my legacy, my inmortality, is asured.

Ra's: Jason Todd is a slight against everything you stand for and I refuse to let him be my heir. You either take him back or i will make you.

Bruce:

[comatose--overdose]

@beartes22 YOUR TAGS SKDJDJDHDHDHDH

[webshood]

if i was a dc writer i would make little things that would serve as "my thing", like readers would see a scene and say shit like "i just know this is S.C writing bc she's always consistent on this thing"

and then the thing would be Bruce offering cereal bars to his kids after a fight like, just saved the world and turns to his kid offering the bar and asking "you hungry?", "here eat this", "you should eat a little", "cocoa puff is your favorite right?"

or damian being picked up by the scruff/cape, like the whole family does this at random times, what changes is how they proceed after. dick picks him and gives him a hug, jason looks him over after a fight then puts him down again, tim tried picking him up, but he has to use two hands. Cass holds Damian back and sprints so they can play rooftop tag, Stephanie likes to pick him up and show him the top shelf as if he's a house cat, Duke always picks Damian up in public bc he thinks it's funny, Bruce does it to all of them besides Jason, because he got too big

[webshood]

Jason didn't plan for Red Hood to become the father figure of half of Gotham's youth.

It was all a accident, as much as Jason likes to believe, deep down he's a softie with a very obvious weakness to kids. At first he didn't notice things changing, everything seemed normal, kids always called for him asking for things.

"Mr. Red Hood can you give money so I can buy my baby sister's formula?"

"Mr. Red can you help me get my kitten, she's stuck behind the dumpster and it's heavy to move it alone"

"Hood can ya talk to ma'? My old man beat her again and she ain't gonna leave him"

"Mr Hood are you good at math? Mom don't know how to do my homework"

These kids needed him and he would help them all the ways they needed, once a 17 year old, barely five years younger than him needed help applying for college and he spent the next hour going over every single scholarship, government help program, part time job and help them through the process.

Some kid wanted him to knock their parents a peg or two for being abusive? He got it.

A sex worker needed him to look after her baby for a little while so she could work? Well, Red Hood has a baby wrap for his back and will be doing light patrolling to not disturb the baby.

Little boys want him to play football/soccer with them? He's changing his shoes so his pointy steel toed boots won't ruin the ball.

He should've noticed when younger children started calling him papa and all the other variants of the word in different languages, one day he was Mr. Red Hood, the next, he was papa, dad, abba, papito, papai, painho, baba, cha, no matter if he had interacted with the kid before or not, they would all call him dad anyway so Jason just shrugged his shoulders and proceed with his life.

Jason is 100% okay with that because his kids always respect his job as a crime lord/vigilante and never get in the way, but there's small incidents that they're in direct danger and he just has to protect them. Like the time he pointed a gun to a lacy college boy from the diamond district who thought his high schooler daughter was the one to catcall, or that time when one of his son's had a father's day presentation on school and the deadbeat biological father didn't go and Jason had to give him a little scare.

[1dragon-mustard1]

I propose to you, gothamites that live in crime alley looking at red hood and thinking"thank you, but holy shit what is wrong with you"

A typical Gotham winter, biting winds and freezing snow. Red hood walking around getting the homeless and especially children to a shelter, making sure that apartments and squats are secure, supplied and warm. Giving street workers enough and a bit extra so they can go inside early for the night before it gets too bad.

It's getting well into the night, and red hood is still wondering around - unable to forgive himself if he misses anyone. By now he's run out of heat patches, cash and even given his gloves and jacket away.

But he doesn't go inside, not yet.

One apartment complex he passes by, someone invites him inside. He thanks them, and keeps walking. If happens again, and again.

And again.

Untill finally someone walks out and gently leads him inside. Luckily it's only been a few minutes, so his hands are just red and burning.

They give him some hot chocolate and a blanket, leave out some food before going to bed.

But they can't resisted, they have to see. Getting up from bed they guise themselves going to the bathroom, and take a peak.

Every single piece of news they've seen of red hood, all they've done for crime alley - good and bad.

All of that in such a short amount of time.

All of that and red hood doesn't even look twenty.

[webshood]

my biggest twitter controversy was that time i told thomas astruc to get therapy bc his hatred towards chloe bourgeois (a fourteen year old fictional character) was weird and he needed to stop projecting his bullies into his characters if people liking them was so wrong and he blocked me

[missingnightwingsmullet]

jason being jason pt. 1028473615526474829

[missingnightwingsmullet]

jason being metal as hell pt. 10284737191948

[webshood]

Cass and Jason are the same age, but Cass is a couple months older.

Sometimes they'll try to convince people they're twins just for shits and giggles, they're from different ethnicities, but nobody ever really questions it because it's Gotham, their water distribution system is filled with toxins so a woman managing to get pregnant with twins from different ethnicities is not that far fetched.

They think it's hilarious to push it as far as they can and they get so good at it that some people from the hero world accept this as truth.

Cass who's a 5'4 woman loves to say to people "This is my baby brother, we're twins !!" and point to the 6'5 man built like a brick wall whose biceps is the size of her head.

Jason smiling behind Cass, as disarming and sweetly as possible: "Hi!"

[sandmandaddy69]

[knightofleo]

[adamsmasher]

I'm

[monkeysaysficus]

[thevanillahorizon]

Something just hits right about six foot tall absolute tank of a man Jason Todd being like "Nah, I won't kick your ass, but my big sister might." and he moves to the side and said big sister is just Cass standing there being a solid foot shorter and over a hundred pounds lighter than him.

These are the sibling moments I need from batfam stuff.

[tamdrry]

Text:

Jay: Nah, I won’t kick your ass

Jay: but my sister might

Based on this post by @thevanillahorizon

[fruitlicense]

I love writing but sometimes I wish my creativity leaned towards art, because I need a picture of Jason wearing this shirt to exist somewhere

[swordanddaggerarts]

Ask and ye shall receive. The goon doesn’t quite understand how he works for a nineteen year old crime boss who would die for the public library.

[fruitlicense]

reminder since this post is suddenly blowing up (thank you @broosepayne, I've been following your blog for a while now lol) that this shirt is real and does not belong to me!!!

What's more Punk? Adult T-Shirt

Shirts are unisex sizes. Printed on 100% cotton black shirts (Next Level Brand). This design was inspired by the DC Punk Archive, hosted by

[kartsie]

Carrying your baby brother around is a thankless job so it’s ok to annoy him

[sreppub]

young justice thought they could slip in a 10 second jason n dami cameo and i’d be normal about it. think again

[webshood]

a problem I have with Jason comic designs is that they make him way older than he's supposed to be, he's the more hugged, the bigger one, the one with stubble and squinty eyes, ppl at DC love to make Jason more "masculine" by making him look older and it's so sad bc he didn't get to be a normal teenager and now they skipping his twenties by making him look forty, I just think he should be allowed to be a pretty boy