Call me a pretty boy and feed me cheese

I ship things and I don't mean with postage. My queue means my blog will outlive me by at least 100 days. 28 and too old to deal with horrible people.

[thevanillahorizon]

A published poet, just thriving on chaos!

Twenty something, neurodivergent enby.

Sorry if you're here for something specific, but I'm a mess with the attention span of a squirrel manning a machine gun so my fixations are liable to change from day to day.

Enjoy your little visit to my corner of the interwebs. <3

AO3: VanillaHorizon

Ko-fi: VanillaHorizon

Redbubble: VanillaHorizon

Throne: VanillaHorizon (hasn't been updated)

Sideblogs:

AndorianBallerina (Writing, shipping, etc.) sometimes active

ValleryLynn (Artsy things and photography) not active

VanillaandtheOCs (Original characters and such) not active

Youtube Channels that I'm not even active on:

Vanilla The Bard

ValkyriEvander

LIL OXO

[badsciencejokes]

Dude has a death wish

[vergess]

Delighted to announce this bird is real and is a corvid.

Truly the family that just keeps giving.

[haropla]

I haven’t seen it in the notes yet, so afaik, here’s the source of that video! So now you can see the funny poison bird much more clearly.

It was taken by a biologist that studies birds so it seems like he knows what he’s doing. For the most part. Here’s his caption:

[krystal-prisms]

You all know that he 100% licked his fingers after handling that bird

[totally-original-artist]

[woeful-maiden]

the wii disc and the gamecube disc on the wii menu are dating btw

[carmenifold]

and they're both girls

[thevanillahorizon]

Sis spirit kept whispering your energy to me repeatedly and I believe there’s a reason for it. May I speak inbox?

getting sis'ed, on this, the month of the day of my birthday? how incredibly rude.

[aphrobites]

Today we gay for the ones who dared to gay before us so we could gay right now

[skoople]

another heavy handed symbolism moment: my mom has a potted sunflower in the kitchen. because it is a sunflower, it keeps turning towards the light from the window. my mother keeps rotating it so it faces inward because she wants "to see its beautiful petals and have it really brighten up the space!" . the sunflower is visibly wilting .

[imperialinquisition]

are you going to tell her or

[skoople]

her masters degree is in biology

[bob-artist]

My brain: You have so many tight deadlines. So many things on your weekly schedule. So many important jobs. You have to get important work done!!!

My hands:

[bob-artist]

It's a

Canada Griffin

[softpng]

the workday/weekend ratio is so off. like ethically.

[fidelcostco]

[hadesisqueer]

"Tattoos are becoming unpopular", "piercings are unpopular again", "keep your hair natural never dye it again, it's the trend now" literally fuck off I know what y'all are doing

[hungry-skeleton]

Why isn't "too scary" a good enough reason to never drive a car

[hungry-skeleton]

Girl you do NOT want my scared ass behind the wheel I'll take you all with me whether I'm trying to or not

[moonybamboony-deactivated202508]

you guys gotta stop deactivating your blogs cause you're making it harder for me to go back in a reblog chain to remove the annoying additions

[arlo-maintenanceman]

I reblogged this specifically for the prev tag because it made me feel like I was having a stroke

[peachnix]

okay fucking fine guys lets make the most fucked up sandwich ever since that's all you want to do.

I'll start: bread

[urisk-factor]

Peanut butter

[hummingbird-hunter]

Jelly (grape)

[yello-guys]

Bread

[peachnix]

guys...

[yello-guys]

[eebie]

i miss everyone

[eebie]

[oneheadtoanother]

[kosmogrl]

[crunchymayo]

[kermittingacrime]