entschuldigung!

forever trollin'. ;

[samwiseg]

[the-absolute-best-posts]

inhonoredglory:

Gah I love this.

“…S-Sméagol?”

[kaiba-cave]

- That was a pretty easy catch. - Sometimes all you gotta do is ask.

[baronvonhammersmash-deactivated]

Well then why the fuck can’t you just ask Pokemon to join your team in the games?

answer me that, smorty man

[sg-archive-blog]

[the-wool-to-hide-the-wolves-blog]

Pokemon Papercrafts by KitzenResake

[lvl40]

[viria]

someone said I should draw some Harry and Draco, but since I don’t exactly ship them I drew the as bros.

seriously, Harry-Draco bromance happening is something my heart desires, hehehe

I am sorry, I do too many unnecessary things.

[xbox420-deactivated20141118]

rick bursts into tears after realizing how ridiculous his sons hat is

[eightx8-deactivated20171025]

Probably one of the most accurate things I’ve seen in a while.

[elfenreigen-blog]

Steve plays League of Legends.

[hellyeahkoalas]

[tastefullyoffensive]

7 New Punctuation Marks We Desperately Need [collegehumor]

[mizuharas-blog]

Hey guys!!! Yes, I’m promoting another one of the films I’ve worked on again. The poster you see above was for a short film named Fifth of July that we shot in December, about the story of the founding of America, The Hangover style. As one of the three producers on this film, it’s kind of my baby — we put in a lot of blood, sweat, and tears (sometimes literally), as well as a lot of our own money. The film is currently in post-production, but there are still ways you can help support this project!

DONATE TO OUR KICKSTARTER: Like I said, we put a lot of our own money into the film! As college students, though, you can imagine what that means to our bank accounts. So even if it’s just $5, we would really appreciate the help. Plus, we have some awesome perks for you guys!

LIKE OUR FACEBOOK PAGE: If you don’t have any money to spare, that’s fine! A quick like on our Facebook page is more than enough!

SPREAD THE WORD: If you like what you see, please tell your friends, your mom, your neighbors, whoever you think will like this project as well. Twitter, Facebook, email — it doesn’t matter, just help spread the word!

Thank you everyone in advance!

[elfenreigen-blog]

i back u ilu bbgirl.

[elfenreigen-blog]

I don't have sex.

Patriarchy: Prude.

I have sex.

Patriarchy: Slut.

I have safe sex.

Patriarchy: Prude and slut at the same time.

I got pregnant from having unprotected sex.

Patriarchy: Dumbass slut.

I got an abortion.

Patriarchy: Baby killer.

I had the kid.

Patriarchy: Welfare queen.

I got married, then had sex, then had a kid.

Patriarchy: K, but we'll pay you less and blame your being a mother.

I got married, then had sex, and became a full time mother.

Patriarchy: You're a welfare queen too.

I got married, then had sex, then worked at the same time.

Patriarchy: You're a terrible mother, and don't ask us for help with daycare. Get back in the kitchen.

I don't care what you think.

Patriarchy: What a bitch.

What the fuck can I do to make you happy, patriarchy?

Patriarchy: lol what a doormat.

[itsvondell-deactivated20180104]

wHO BOUGHT 200,000NP WORTH OF BANANA STANDS FROM MY SHOP

[wardenofthenorth]

THERE’S ALWAYS MONEY IN THE BANANA STAND

[saintberge-deactivated20160211]

[thedavincechode-deactivated2020]

ironically he is the idiot but i love himmm

[iheartloons]

If you love a flower, don’t pick it up. Because if you pick it up it dies and it ceases to be what you love. So if you love a flower, let it be. Love is not about possession. Love is about appreciation.

Osho (via lunaoki)

This. Every time.

(via bloodyknucks)

[living-death]

SeungRi finally getting in touch with TOP after calling him a couple times.