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i hate my birthday i hate my parents and i do drugs +

[elfharrystyles]

lol just like i said, no one cared

[dslakhfdsalkhfsdalhfdsa-deactiv]

[elfharrystyles]

me about every parks and recreation episode: this is my favorite episode

[kingcheddarxvii]

There have been a lot of good memes this year but I think the underdog meme of 2014 is “shaming aesthetic bloggers who unnecessarily submerge things in water that should not be submerged in water”

[clepse-deactivated20171114]

[elfharrystyles]

Starsigns with Larry Quotes

Aries: "I'd marry you, Harry."

Taurus: "I met you in the toilet."

Gemini: "Who's single out of you guys?" "Two are together."

Cancer: "My first real crush was... Louis Tomlinson."

Leo: "Did somebody kiss you there?" "I gave him it."

Virgo: "It just kinda happened."

Libra: "Where do you want to sit?" "Next to you."

Scorpio: "I'd take Harry for the night."

Sagittarius: "Behind closed doors, something else goes on."

Capricorn: "Even as young as you are?" "Yeah, I've always wanted kids."

Aquarius: "Would you rather be with one of these guys?" "No."

Pisces: "If you could have anyone in the world." "You."

[torracat]

[ainswerths]

[robertwire]

the end of the year is always a very rough time for me/almost everyone on the planet

[8756453424354657-deactivated201]

*crop my husband out of wedding photos * his eyes were closed and i was feeling my look can I live

[elfharrystyles]

me: yeah can i have a large iced coffee

barista: you......sure you want iced? its cold outside.

me: *leans in really close*

me: i feel nothing

[auujehjrgnmuuoingjoskjcnjsjshdo]

we can expect a dennys post that says “i’m climbing denny’s at a 90 degree angle because i crave that eggs and hash browns” within a week if you guys don’t slow down

[trillaryclinton]

[fruitappreciation]

omg apparently artificial banana flavoring is based on the gros michel banana which was wiped out by a banana plague in the 50s and the banana we eat today is a totally different thing called the cavendish and thats why banana candy doesnt taste like bananas do you know how lied to i feel. like there was a fucking banana apocalypse and no one told me about it until now

[kingloptr]

[youngwhiteboi]

[wlwjojo-deactivated20210305]

[legalizememes]

please doxx whoever made this

[aquazone]

fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you

[perttyodd]

Finals week like

Person: Hey didn’t you wear that outfit yesterday

Me: mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

[ohlovelywarrior]

But love, I’ve come to understand, is more than three words mumbled before bedtime. Love is sustained by action, a pattern of devotion in the things we do for each other every day.

Wilson, The Wedding (via ohlovelywarrior)