hunhan : requested by kris-wu
trying on a metaphor

roma★
Stranger Things
will byers stan first human second
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DEAR READER
Monterey Bay Aquarium

if i look back, i am lost

Origami Around
sheepfilms
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸

oozey mess

JVL
taylor price
almost home

祝日 / Permanent Vacation

tannertan36

shark vs the universe
Misplaced Lens Cap
Mike Driver

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seen from United States
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seen from Norway

seen from Singapore

seen from United States
seen from United States

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@elfinlove
hunhan : requested by kris-wu
Everyone who reblogs this will get the title of a book to read based on their bio/posts.
Everyone. I mean it.
Seriously you guys are about to go to college and you're still acting like children >.> I really don't have the time for this
I HATE ACCIDENTALLY HURTING DOGS THEY SCREAM AND THEN THEY ACT LIKE THEYRE SORRY AND ITS THEIR FAULT AND THEY TRUSTED YOU AND YOU FUCKING STEPPED ON THEM OR PICKED THEM UP WRONG THEY TRUSTED YOU AND YOU HURT THEM
i dont think my parents realized their kid was growing up to be a over-emotional, sarcastic asshole thats addicted to the internet
Tell someone you love them today, because life is short. But shout it at them in German, because life is also terrifying and confusing.
ICH LIEBE DICH
follow your dreams unless theyre dreams about killing people or something and then maybe tone it down a little
i would literally be the worst teacher ever
me: all of you sit the fuck down you twats
me: shut the fuck up
me: what do you mean you didn't do your homework it takes five minutes
me: *gives test with all answers being A*
me: you are a little self-centered asshole
me: you belong in kindergarten you little shit
me: all of you leave now i can't handle this
me: *smacks child upside the head with textbook*
"SHUT YOUR MOUTH WHEN TALKING"
is it just me or does christmas feel weird this year
IT’S NOT JUST YOU SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN THIS
IT DOESNT FEEL LIKE CHRISTMAS
NOR DID IT FEEL LIKE HALLOWEEN
WHAT IS HAPPENING
We’re growing up
Everyone who reblogs this will get the title of a book to read based on their bio/posts.
Everyone. I mean it.
THIS IS THE BEST POST
I HAVE EVER SEEN
EVER
they really do mean everyone
AU CONTRAIRE
MY GRANDMA GOT ALL A’S IN “ETIQUETTE” (YES THAT WAS AN ACTUAL CLASS IN HER HIGH SCHOOL) AND SHE TOLD ME, “DEAR,” SHE SAID,
“YOU NEVER CROSS YOUR LEGS, YOU CROSS YOUR ANKLES. BUT THE GREAT THING ABOUT YOU LIVING IN THIS GENERATION IS YOU DON’T HAVE TO FOLLOW MY GENERATION’S RULES. SIT THE WAY YOU WANT. IF SOMEONE LOOKS UP YOUR SKIRT, JUST TELL THEM YOUR AUNT MARY WILL KILL THEM.” WHICH IS TRUE
MY AUNT MARY HAD A SWITCHBLADE IN A SPECIAL POCKET OF HER NIGHTGOWN UNTIL THE DAY SHE DIED
the moral of this story is
1. Sit the way you want.
2. My great aunt Mary was a fucking badass.