"imitation is suicide."

greetings. i'm audi. i am the kawaiiest of the kawaii. the sugoiest of the sugoi. and the kowaiest of the kowai. love me. fear me. worship me. talk to me. ∩(︶▽︶)∩

[boredpanda]

New Watercolor & Ink Cats That Slowly Bleed Into Paper By Endre Penovác

[borkyno-deactivated20160330]

have i told you guys about the time that i classically conditioned my kindergarten class

[borkyno-deactivated20160330]

I got like 4 anons asking about this so I guess I didn’t:

     omg. okay, so basically, I was a “gifted kid” which was code for fucken nerd ass bitch, so i would constantly just stare off into space during class while everyone else was tryna figure out what the fuck our teacher was tryna say. Anyway, I was learning about chemistry and biology outside of school(i know what a fucking nerd amirite ladies), and my dad got me a book that talked about all these famous psychological experiments.

    So chapter one was, would you have guessed it, Pavlov’s dog. I thought it my be fun to try something to that extent with my classmates. Now, keep in mind, being a nerdy ass brown kid in a school full of white ppl meant that I wasn’t exactly popular, and no one really talked to me in class or cared what I was doing.

   Everyday, at 9:45 am, our teacher would announce that it was snacktime, and everyone would fucking sprint to their cubbies to grab their lunchboxes like it was the goddamn hunger games. Kindergarten kids didn’t really have a concept of time, so i used this to my advantage. At 9:45 as my teacher would walk up to announce snacktime, I would knock on my desk really quickly three times. It was rly subtle, and I wasn’t sure that it would work.

   So after two or three weeks, I decided to have some fun. Thirty minutes after school began at like 8:30 or something, I tapped knocked on the desk. Half the class turned their heads and looked straight at the cubbies. 3 boys got up and were about to run to get their lunchbox. One girls stomach started growling REALLY loudly. The teacher had to take 5 minutes to get everyone to calm down and one kid started crying because he thought it was snacktime and he was so shocked and destroyed.

   Realizing that I had basically dog trained the whole class, I burst out laughing so hard I fell out of my chair and cut my head on the tile floor and got sent home early because I was laughing so hard they thought I had a concussion or something. When I explained what happened to my dad he left the room, but I could hear him losing it in the hallway. 

   So everytime now that I learn about classical conditioning in my Neuroscience classes, I have to fight to keep a straight face

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[spiritualsun]

good vibes here

[aquiraxuno]

[thotsinpolkadots-deactivated202]

this looks like a senior class picture of guinea pigs

[ommanyte]

I heard someone swear “you mother fuck!” over the phone the other day, and all I could think of was this

[phantom-quantum]

when its sunday 11pm and u remember u had homework

[skookumthesamoyed]

Skookum sees what you’re up to and is very disappointed

[skookumthesamoyed]

JUST KIDDING HE LOVES YOU AND KNOWS YOU ARE TRYING YOUR BEST!

[felixferne]

it’s been literal weeks and i’ve only just realised this is meant to be read as “healthy burgers” and not “heal thy burgers”

[villierscy]

[mooglemain]

about me

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[gyravlvnebe]

Cats and foxes are cute on their own, but together, they reach a new level of adorable. A cat and a fox have formed a unique friendship by Lake Van, Turkey. It all began by a simple act of sharing fishes given by local fisherman. Now, the duo are seen playing and wrestling together on a daily basis. (more)

[canadad-deactivated20171111]

appreciation post for myself because i have tolerated myself for every second of my existence

[angryaccounting]

This sums up college pretty well

[mydogsnokes-deactivated20150723]

There are some automatic toilets that need 2 chill the fuck out

[tach0la-deactivated20180420]

at this point i think “me” and “same” aren’t even words they are a concept

[jellybubble-deactivated20170715]

same

[blonded004]

me

[bravenewleaf-blog]

[mindbodymissedconnections]

hello deer i am home

[niknak79]

[limondoritos-deactivated2021030]

sick……

[sugoijoy]

tumblr shower thoughts: articulated, calculated, humorously existential, observational

real shower thoughts: BOP BOP BOP BOP TO THE TOP FUCK I ALMOST SLIPPED THE PARAMEDICS WOULD HAVE FOUND ME NAKED I AM THE LEFT BRAIN I AM THE LEFT BRAIN I WORK REALLY HARD FUCK AM I REALLY OUT OF SHAMPOO ALREADY

[pixietoyland-deactivated2021042]

귀가 처진 베이비 울리 신상 세일 중입니다💖💕 Baby Wooly will be on sale🐏⭐️(Pixie에서)