the tilt shift

this isnt even a real thing i just post whatever i feel like. enjoy.

[swizzlevizzlev-blog]

so this blog is being weird and its connected to to another blog that i dont use very much so ive just set up another one with the url swizzlevizzle

its the same thing basically but i actualy update that one more frequently, so follow if you want ^.^

[keltbh]

dan is on fire

[jyostar]

[biphoenix]

but does the mineral crave me

[lesushinator]

[swizzlevizzlev-blog]

Me driving: @pedestrians ugh get out the fucking street why would you walk in front of a moving car

Me as a pedestrian: hit me bitch i dare you hit me I want you to pay my tuition

[railroadsoftware]

[straightchristianfurry]

“i’m working on composing some darker stuff for ukelele” something i actually overheard today

[bluepotionuk-deactivated2017111]

NEW Pokemon Christmas designs available here.

[swizzlevizzlev-blog]

me: *wont start episode until I have a huge plate of food*

me: *finishes food before opening theme finishes*

[babelien7-deactivated20150727]

*looks at my selfies* *looks at videos of myself* *looks in the mirror* so what is the truth

[psychedelicrock]

people who can look good when their hair is wet cant be trusted 

[8lackrom]

tips on writing essays:

skip the title! You can always come back to it

skip the intro! It can often be the hardest part

skip all the body paragraphs

skip the conclusion

skip the whole fucking essay fucking do it who gives a shit 

[blueklectic]

Dear Lord please inject me with Beyoncé’s work ethic and motivation amen

[tedtheodorelogan]

[11asi49-deactivated20150321]

@god

y do i look like im still 13

[prettycryptid]

one time i forced my mom to play pokemon for at least half an hour and all she did was catch a butterfree and name it lowfat