EL FURY (the fury)

My name is Lindsay. If you don't like food, dogs, rock music or things like that you shouldn't read this Tumblr.

[elfury]

Where is Olive? She's in the closet. #hideandseek #peekaboo

[elfury]

Celeste and Jesse Forever

This movie just WRECKED ME. 

[elfury]

Saw this in my Facebook feed. Is that you, God?

[elfury]

The only movie I can remember enjoying in the last 6 months. 

[elfury]

"You see this everywhere, from box office results to online pageviews to Nielsen ratings to freaking Twitter followers. More people watch the NFL on television than any sport so therefore IT IS THE BEST SPORT. You have fewer Twitter followers than the person you're criticizing? YOU'RE A HATER. You don't like that album that went platinum? YOU JUST JEALOUS. BuzzFeed has put a bunch of pictures of kittens together in a way that is easily passed around by idiots? THEY HAVE FIGURED OUT THE INTERNET THEY ARE SUCH BRILLIANT PACKAGERS OF CONTENT THE FUTURE OF MEDIA. We have become a culture that, because we can quantify things in a way we've never been able to before, are acting as if those numbers are all that matter."

- Will Leitch, Deadspin

YES! Especially about Buzzfeed. 

[elfury]

I am now the owner of the tiniest crocheted whale in the world! #etsy (Taken with Instagram)

[avagardner]

[theyroaredvintage]

Barbara Stanwyck, 1929.

[elfury]

Ah, to be this beautiful. 

[ratsoff]

Street Art, Chicago. 

(via.)

[theamericanprospect-blog]

Is this the best GIF of the millennium? We think, YES.

If this is a big part of the job description, I have renewed faith in my ability to be Secretary of State someday. 

[washingtonpoststyle-blog]

How does this not have 75,000 reblogs yet? P.S. Our Anne Gearan is in Africa with the semi-booty-dropping secretary.

[elfury]

This is what's RIGHT with America. 

[elfury]

I see nothing wrong with this. 

[meredithkachel]

SO…very exciting things in the world of Meredith today, gals. First! Check this shit out:

YIKES! Red Eye Chicago! Weird hairdo! A cast of insanely talented and funny people! Come every Monday if you’re in the Chicago area to Comedy Sportz (8pm, $10), or watch it streaming every week at ImpressTheseApes.com. I get to go to my very own photoshoot today! Holy shit!

And Secondly, please take four minutes out of your day and watch the impressive pitch Tim Paul and Amanda Speva put together for Lifetime (!!!!). It stars Eileen Montelione, who you can see in my Monistat commercial (http://vimeo.com/44829818) and on our new webseries ChooseYourOwnAdventureOrGoFuckYourself.com (coming soon), the terrific Claudia Wallace (seriously, try googling her. Oh you’ve seen her before if you’re a major comedy nerd? Yeah. That’s right.) and moi. Keep your fingers crossed we get into the semi-finals and then the finals and then we’re all rich and wearing diamond shoes and complaining our wallets won’t shut because of all the money inside them. 

OK! Promo stuff outta the way. My house is still dirty and there is a 160 pound dog visiting this week that I can LITERALLY RIDE. LIFE IS COOL GUYS. Go get what you want and live your life. 

[elfury]

I know talented people. Seriously. Don't ask me how. 

[newyorker]

[elfury]

Yep. Accurate. 

[elfury]

This just made my night. 

[elfury]

All my favorites. (Taken with Instagram)

[gamechangershow]

Call Me Maybe Parody

Carly Rae Jepsen should really screen her crushes better.

[freddiequell]

[serial-deduction-deactivated201]

I do believe it’s an unspoken rule to reblog this.

[samandriel]

obligatory 4th of july reblog

[dalermessi]

we watched this in school

[notajournalist]

Want another mildly emberassing confession that I don’t mind sharing? I watched this on repeat every night for months on end in high school. Nicolas Cage has a nice voice.

[girlwithalessonplan]

‘merica!

[elfury]

Hell. Yes.

[elfury]

Date night at Meson Sebika. (Taken with Instagram)