The past is gone, and cannot harm you anymore

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[deep-state-partisan]

[fallout-lou-begas]

[squeakitties]

[thyrell]

[easel-eisel]

[theamazingspiderman]

There’s no containing him.

[sweatermuppet]

closing statement from an article about being intersex & the possible connection of gender expression and sexuality in intersex individuals, published in The Gay Liberator, 1970s

[commanderchr1st]

bro, go to Jimmy John's and ask for the Fetty Wop meal. The looks on their faces won't change and they'll give you a buffalo chicken wrap and buffalo chicken flavored chips with a drink of your choice.

[commanderchr1st]

this is not a bit but a grim reality

[doctorworm7kbs]

just learned from my friend who works at Jimmy John's that the parentheses in the meal name caused a nationwide software glitch for 24 hours that made it so the order was free. Her store had to cancel hundreds of orders that day.

[commanderchr1st]

Fetty Wap infinite meal glitch at Jimmy John's

[xalatath]

When the dude in her bio dies

[dark-magician-girl-meets-world]

Me: I don't know. I just don't think there's much comedic potential to the idea of a "pizza samurai"

PIzza Samurai, entering physical existence due to the sheer willpower which I still spend thinking about him: I will defeat you with my New York Style martial arts Pepperōnin, also real now: Prepare to get sliced

[parkchanwoohoo]

[amnesiaguy]

fantasy is when currency is referred to as "gold" and sci fi is when currency is referred to as "credits"

[gunsandfireandshit]

[tatzelwurming]

not now thrall there’s a hurricane

[aqwult]

[contemptible-scoundrel]

buy her a bag of chips... and fuck her in it!!!

[nostalgicfun]

Looking through a Toyfare magazine from 2004 and found what might be my favorite ad ever

[weepingchoir]

This isn’t fucking funny. My father was torn to pieces in the noob wars by a silver rank landmine

[contemptible-scoundrel]

how does your dad being reduced to freelo protect our guild

[crazycrazy-insane-blog]

[hodinodi]

lets eat some ice cream. we’re best friends. u r right. ha ha ha

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

youre going to play wow classic? you know fable 2 exists right?

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

youre playing fable 2? you do realize mount and blade exists right

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

you’re going to plY mount and blade? why not come join me in my viva piñata heaven

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

you’re going to Vica piaa h? Why not come do rocks with me

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

This is so fun

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

I’m just so happy you’re here