the ME you wish you knew

I am ELIAS TAYLOR, i am me. Alive and well. 19 and loving it. follow and I'll return the favor

[everybidenjusthavegoodtime]

“I OBJECT!!!!” the defendant screams in court. the judge gives him a very emotional hug and says “no…you human”

[kaijuno]

WJAT IS THIS IM HOLLARIBG

[zero1infinity]

[tsukiyamas]

why does this have 32k notes? it’s just a picture of a knife in a ranch bottle, is there some unspoken joke that 32 thousand people share? what is going on here, i dont get it. it’s just a fucking picture of a knife in a ranch bottle. is there some spiritual connection people have to this picture? is there some ominous and mystical reasoning that this has 32 thousand notes? do people reblog this because it makes them look like some indie blogger? or is there just something funny to this? someone please explain

[diggly]

no one tell him

[im-not-ok-really]

[black-leather]

[kushh420-deactivated20130613]

What a good friend

[nuttedin-deactivated20151024]

why tf u lying?? why u always lying?? mmmmmmmmmmmmmm oh mmmmmmmy god. stop fuking lyiiiing :)

[stayssia]

[phleps-deactivated20130502]

theirye’re* 

[me-gustadesnuda]

[macklemack-deactivated20140719]

50 shades of dark circles under my eyes

[pokemon-photography]

[constarlations]

This is the money Charizard. Reblog and you will money tomorrow.

[everyonelovesrobots]

That first edition Base set Holo Charizard with shadowless border (meaning first print) is actually worth about $5k+ if in mint condition so hell fucking yeah I’ll reblog the Money Charizard.

[dronta-deactivated20200104]

[written-on-polaroids]

When you lose the love of your life, it doesn’t matter if you’re 13, 39 or 80. It’s going to hurt for the rest of your life.

my 79 years old grandma (via written-on-polaroids)

[married-to-my-cat-deactivated20]

[kingcartman-blog]

Why’s it called a blowjob when you suck not blow?

[the-kenneth-mccormick]

It was originally called a belowjob, standing for ‘below the belt’ But because people are shit at English, the two words sound the same, so over time it became known as Blow and not Below.

[kingcartman-blog]

Damn

[the-official-hate-of-pants]

FACT OF THE DAY FOR MY FUCKING FRIENDS

[amemait]

Thank you this has bothered me.

[vinstage]

[degraves]

Poking holes in dad’s condoms so someone else can do the dishes

[trefoiled-deactivated20260516]