Kenneth McCormick

Yo, Kenny here, you guys should ask me questions and shit. If I don't answer them in a couple of days, it's cause I died again... M!a:None, accepting. THIS BLOG IS UNDER CONSTUCTION!!! This means things will be changing, but I am still up for rps or cosplay asks if you wish~!

[the-kenneth-mccormick]

I’M BACK!

Bitches~! I am back! (Backstreets back, alright!) This of course means I’m back into things and hoping you can send me questions to answer~

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Is your regeneration instantaneous as The Princess or something? Like you splat and then got up in Japan and then later like came back soon after being impaled by a unicorn multiple times. What happened to that unicorn anyway?

Dunno man, it just happens that way I guess? And my unicorn is dead...

I’m not crying... I have something in my eye....

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If you could choose how long you could live how long would you live?

Uhhh..... Like, I don’t wanna out live my friends and stuff, so I guess, like till 80 or something? Just like a normal person or something like that.

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(more muse torture? ok dude) Hello, larva, it's me again. I call you "larva" because your frail human body is that, a larva. With strange aeons you will grow sick of living and hibernate deep in the ruins of your town. There you will pupate and then emerge as the Great Old One you are meant to be.

Uhhh, WHAT?! I’m so confused... I’m not meant to be this “Great Old One” you speak of...

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38. What is something you’re superstitious about?

I don’t really think there is anything to be superstition about.... I mean, I’ve walked under ladders, granted that I died when I did, but hey, that’s not new is it?

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You think you'll actually be around for a really really long time and get to see humans travel the galaxy and have sex with aliens and be like Captain Jack Harkness?

Haha, you’re cute for thinking that~  I’m immortal, yes, only because my means of regenerating is still around. So when that disappears, I’ll be mortal. So when my Ma dies, I’ll finally stay dead.

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(break your muse, you say?) Every time you come back to life, you come out of your mom's womb as a baby. (oops thats more than 15)

Hehe... You act like I don’t know that by now. Nice try though Anon.

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How about God, Jesus, Bhudda, Mohammed, and Vishnu?

Am I friends with them or something? Well I haven’t seen Vishnu since I was like 13... Should send them a letter... Same with Mohammed... I chill with Bhudda when things are crazy stressful. Me and Jesus are pretty tight as well. As for God... He’s a bit up himself at times, he gives me food at least.

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So you haven't been as close as you were with the others since school?

Sadly, no. I mean, I simply don’t have time. I would love to spend time with them! And I try too. But between work and the twins, I kinda just don’t have time...

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How are Stan, Eric, Kyle, Butters, and Craig doing?

I dunno man, why you asking me? Go ask them yourself.Stan is fine, last time we talked at least,Eric... I haven’t talk to him in a while, I should go do that....Kyle is busy doing his college stuff, I’m busy working, our timetables clash to much to meet up.Butters is doing good, he often babysits the twins for me..... And Craig....Last I saw him was when he came into the shop to get another tattoo... We don’t talk much now.... It’s too awkward....

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How tall are you?

I’m not the tallest, but I’m pretty good with my height, happy with it. Any taller and I would just look weird... I’m underweight as it is.

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Are you still friends with Satan after that?

Yeah~! We are still tight as ever. Although he hated me for a bit afterwards.

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Cats or dogs?

I can’t decide, they are both great animals.

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How is Karen doing?

You could just ask her herself, as I haven’t talked to her in a while, as I was kicked outta home. But we run into each other on the street and stuff, so we still have quick chats in the streets.

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I will give you money if I could give u a shoulder rub n pet ur hair. srry only petting no bjs.

FUCK YES!!! Come over to my house?It doesn’t matter if you don’t give me a bj, because money and shoulder rubs are fucking awesome!!

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Where did the idea for the princess come from?

Dunno really... I have always kinda wanted to be a girl... And what kingdom doesn’t have a Princess?! Annnnnd I’m a bit of a Zelda buff...

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Dreams? Goals? Ambitions?

They kinda just all roll into one I guess, because I don’t really know....It’s to be great father, do my best in life? Not die, is also a good one.My dream as a kid was to become a woman’s change room.