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Elijah Cooper; call me Eli. I quite fancy the way you smile. They're the only thing that keeps me happy

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I guess I should say hi now? Better late than never, right?

[elijahcooper]

Hello, beautiful. I'm Elijah; call me Eli.

[elijahcooper]

And looks like we got one thing in common so far.

Aha, true. Do you know what's entertaining to do around the island? As in, do you have any ideas of how to cure boredness?

[elijahcooper]

It’s super cute! I can’t wait to hear it on repeat.

I’m not from far off so I didn’t have to suffer the jetlag bomb. Where are you from?

Oh, really? Well thank you then.

Then you are a lucky one, lovely. I'm atually from Wolverhampton, West Midlands, England. 

[elijahcooper]

I’m a sucker for sleep, if I can get a few hours to myself just to nap it’s like heaven on earth. Nothing to exciting just shopping online for a bathing suit since I managed to forget to back a single one, what about you?

After naps I always feel disoriented and they're usually longer than I expeted them to be. Oh, well that seems fun, I suppose. I'm not entirely into the whole shopping thing. At the moment I've just finsihed unpaking and I'm looking for something to much on.

[elijahcooper]

That’s fine. Thank you. How are you adjusting so far, Eli?

Okay, great. I'd say pretty well. All my stuff is almost unpaked and I've made a few 'friends' if that's what you'd all them. 

[elijahcooper]

I don’t think many people are, but the one I had today was actually really nice. I think it’s worth a shot.

Yeah, everything's worth a shot. Maybe they'll turn out to be great. So anyway... what are you up to?

[elijahcooper]

Pleasure’s all mine, Eli. How’re you, bub?  

So far, everything's great. I mean I wish I could of slept more, but I'm lovely. And yourself, babe?

[elijahcooper]

I’m not trying to scare you off.. Completely. Naw, even when there’s drama, this island’s still fun. Just watch out for the therapists. They’re beyond creepy.

Aha, I'll keep that in mind. I don't, uhm, I don't like therapists but I guess I could give them a chance.

[elijahcooper]

Oh lord another person who takes things seriously

What? Oh, I see what the question at hand is. Are you asking why I'm here?

[elijahcooper]

Hey! I’m Alessa, but you can call me Alessa!

It's a pleasure to meet you, Alessa. How're you doing?

[elijahcooper]

Wow ok that was cheesy don't even pay attention to that ugh I'm so dumb

Anyway I have to get off because well school sucks but I'll reply to everyone later, I promise!

Goodnight, lovelies!c:

[elijahcooper]

Oh, it’s totally a technical term. Or at least should be. What brings you to this fine establishment?

I'll have th book editors put it in the dictionary. Well, my flight landed in ealier so- a plane?

[elijahcooper]

Then aren’t you darling. I’m glad we’ve made a good first impression on you. Just wait a couple days and you’ll see more drama unfold.

Really? Trying to scare me off already, huh? I'm only kidding of course. I guess we'll have to find out.

[elijahcooper]

You’re welcome. And just a tip, everyone says the therapists here are awful, but I don’t think so. Don’t let them scare you off.

Oh.. uhm, yeah. Therapists. I'm not- not very fond of them.

[elijahcooper]

I can’t say I don’t understand, I completely slept through my first day because of jet lag.

God, that sounds great. Sleep in general is pretty fantastic. I'm probably going to pass out any minute. But while I'm awake, I still have a chance to talk to you. What are you up to, babe?

[elijahcooper]

I’m Levi. Call me Levi?

Will do! It's a pleasure to meet you, Levi.

[elijahcooper]

I got a salami foot long. It was the best. 

You have the best taste in food. That used to be my favourite.