Hola105 -Knock - Knock

Quote, unquote, and quote.

[bob-belcher]

[populationpensive]

It me

[whitepeopletwitter]

[chewbacca]

And I won’t have to be the world’s worst hooker!

[hangrypa]

Attending: Here's our situation. The CT scanner is down, and we're out of Dilaudid.

Nurse: Oh, wow.

PA: Does this mean we get to go home?

Attending: Well, WE know that we have no CT or Dilaudid, but none of our incoming patients know that.

Me: If you lend me some snow boots and promise me a good eval, I'll stand next to the highway with a sign.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[lastoneout]

Op is denying us the fucking golden replies to this tweet omg

[altafpatel]

How to spot signs and symptoms of Breast Cancer 

[claireslash]

Reblog to literally save a life

[maximasmac]

whish they told us this in school, all they did was say “feel for lumps, you will know when you feel it”

[just9gag]

When you’re in the 1400’s Florence and your buddy starts coughing

[imhereforthefandomsandrwby]

I will never not find this funny

[hola105]

Had to repost 😂

[lifeluvr01]

“Respiratory rate of…uh,18…”

[boluscoffeestat-deactivated2020]

When your patient is trying to die on you

[intrainingdoc]

This is amazing.

[confessionsofapicunurse]

I feel personally attacked right now.

[ampervadasz]

Best game

[cloudfreed]

I LOVE this game because it’s like 7-8 people all participating in a game to entertain ONE big dog and that’s amazing

[hola105]

“Listen, the only time you should look in your neighbor’s bowl is to make sure that they have enough. You don’t look in your neighbor’s bowl to see if you have as much as them.”

— Louis C.K. (via hangrypa)

[nurseconnect]

"Rules To Teach Your Son”

1. Never shake a man’s hand sitting down. 2. Don’t enter a pool by the stairs. 3. The man at the BBQ Grill is the closest thing to a king. 4. In a negotiation, never make the first offer. 5. Request the late check-out. 6. When entrusted with a secret, keep it. 7. Hold your heroes to a higher standard. 8. Return a borrowed car with a full tank of gas. 9. Play with passion or don’t play at all… 10. When shaking hands, grip firmly and look them in the eye. 11. Don’t let a wishbone grow where a backbone should be. 12. If you need music on the beach, you’re missing the point. 13. Carry two handkerchiefs. The one in your back pocket is for you. The one in your breast pocket is for her. 14. You marry the girl, you marry her family. 15. Be like a duck. Remain calm on the surface and paddle like crazy underneath. 16. Experience the serenity of traveling alone. 17. Never be afraid to ask out the best looking girl in the room. 18. Never turn down a breath mint. 19. A sport coat is worth 1000 words. 20. Try writing your own eulogy. Never stop revising. 21. Thank a veteran. Then make it up to him. 22. Eat lunch with the new kid. 23. After writing an angry email, read it carefully. Then delete it. 24. Ask your mom to play. She won’t let you win. 25. Manners maketh the man. 26. Give credit. Take the blame. 27. Stand up to Bullies. Protect those bullied. 28. Write down your dreams. 29. Take time to snuggle your pets, they love you so much and are always happy to see you.  30. Be confident and humble at the same time. 31. Call and visit your parents often. They miss you. 32. In all things lead by example not explanation. - Big Rick

[yandereslut000]

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Floridians:

[cdnnurse]

[cdnnurse]

[theumbrellaacdemeybutnot-blog]

Vanya: Did you just refer to a knife as a people opener??

Five: … should I not have?